Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 But he lives in Iowa. I've never ever been to Iowa. I don't even know what happens there. He is so beautiful so perfect. I might have to break lockdown for the first time in 2 months to go see him this week. We've been talking for like a year. The way he's been lately tho has me convinced, and I told him that I think I'm ready to come see him as soon as I can. I'm concerned about covid of course but one flight might be alright? He's been locked down and we're going to stay locked down together if I come out. We're not going to go anywhere. Plus it's Iowa, is there anywhere to go?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 My uncle found long-lost father in Iowa. I'll ask him what happens there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, Poof said: Plus it's Iowa, is there anywhere to go?? I passed through it a couple times and didn't see anything interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 39 minutes ago, empty said: My uncle found long-lost father in Iowa. I'll ask him what happens there. isn't it all corn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 33 minutes ago, Soma said: I passed through it a couple times and didn't see anything interesting. I'm alil scared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Ummm that's not a good idea. He could be dangerous, and you haven't met him yet, so calling him your bf is... well... 😳😳😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 You're going into the heart of the Midwest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 25 minutes ago, Ultima said: Ummm that's not a good idea. He could be dangerous, and you haven't met him yet, so calling him your bf is... well... 😳😳😳 But he's so alpha! For real tho u actually have a point. I don't let ppl in easily. We've been talking for a year. I trust him enough. I know where he works, and he let me see his social media w/all his family on it. And I know he's not my bf but lately we have been talking about it. I could be getting played... But I have to stay optimistic and at least try 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 How is he at video games? This is important. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 21 minutes ago, Nablotson said: You're going into the heart of the Midwest Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: How is he at video games? This is important. Idk yet he makes fun of me for playing on xbox. He says all the real gamers have playstation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Poof said: Idk yet he makes fun of me for playing on xbox. He says all the real gamers have playstation. .......... strike one and two 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Poof said: Idk yet he makes fun of me for playing on xbox. He says all the real gamers have playstation. Lol at least he's not a PC MaSTeR RaCe snob 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 5 hours ago, Poof said: isn't it all corn? Yeah And alcoholism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Meth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Spent some time there. Time that I'll never get back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Corn. Corn happens in Iowa. And baseball players, who come out of the corn. And these guys... ...maybe one is your potential bf? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 7 hours ago, Poof said: But he lives in Iowa. I've never ever been to Iowa. I don't even know what happens there. Not a whole lot, lol 😂 If he’s anywhere close to Des Moines or one of the bigger cities, there would probably be more options of things to do, depending on what has reopened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 6 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: .......... strike one and two father, why must you never approve of any of my boyfriends? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol at least he's not a PC MaSTeR RaCe snob Thank You! PCs are for cheaters 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, empty said: Yeah And alcoholism as I walk thru the flatland of corn I shall fear no evil nor drunk redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, empty said: Meth High fructose corn meth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, nameraka said: Spent some time there. Time that I'll never get back. I still can't believe I'm going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, tsar4 said: Corn. Corn happens in Iowa. And baseball players, who come out of the corn. And these guys... ...maybe one is your potential bf? no, No, NO! Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 4 hours ago, renjifan said: Not a whole lot, lol 😂 If he’s anywhere close to Des Moines or one of the bigger cities, there would probably be more options of things to do, depending on what has reopened he's like 30 mins from Iowa City in the tiniest town. I'm scared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Quackers said: I know who it is. He's only 12. Cau is my honorary boyfriend, yes, but this isn't cau. Even tho I know cau has to have like a 13.5" dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, Poof said: he's like 30 mins from Iowa City in the tiniest town. I'm scared Subway can be a cool place to hang out, every day. The gas station probably has better food though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Nablotson said: Subway can be a cool place to hang out, every day. The gas station probably has better food though. Since we're just gonna stay on lockdown it doesn't really matter I guess. If we do get along and decide to date I'm going to try to get him to move somewhere more civilized with me. He was talking about it already too. He's born and raised in chicago so it's not like he's a country boy at all 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 25 minutes ago, Poof said: I'm going to try to get him to move somewhere more civilized with me. If only you realized how backward that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 21 minutes ago, tsar4 said: If only you realized how backward that is. uh oh someones upset I made fun of a town that's 99%... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: uh oh someones upset I made fun of a town that's 99%... No. You used the word "civilized", when you should have used the word "urbanized". Look at any large metropolitan city, yes they have museums, but they also have more violent crime...unless you consider the latter as "civilized behavior". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, tsar4 said: No. You used the word "civilized", when you should have used the word "urbanized". Look at any large metropolitan city, yes they have museums, but they also have more violent crime...unless you consider the latter as "civilized behavior". Well, yes, because that's what I did. However... Firstly, and probably most importantly, when n o t h i n g ever happens in your town, since violent crime is a "something," it falls under not-happening-in-your-town. Secondly, there's less motivation to crime when you're privileged and going to inherit a house if you just wait long enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 11 hours ago, Poof said: Idk yet he makes fun of me for playing on xbox. He says all the real gamers have playstation.PC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, Poof said: Well, yes, because that's what I did. However... Firstly, and probably most importantly, when n o t h i n g ever happens in your town, since violent crime is a "something," it falls under not-happening-in-your-town. Secondly, there's less motivation to crime when you're privileged and going to inherit a house if you just wait long enough. I can see you know nothing of small towns. The main thought of kids in small towns is not about inheriting homes, it's getting out of the small town. If you're the type that must have something to do, by all means go for the big city...but remember, small towns are where most food comes from and they tend to take care of their own. In a situation where food becomes scarce, the small town will have it, the big city - well, learn to run faster than the next guy or become Ms Soylent Green. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, tsar4 said: I can see you know nothing of small towns. The main thought of kids in small towns is not about inheriting homes, it's getting out of the small town. If you're the type that must have something to do, by all means go for the big city...but remember, small towns are where most food comes from and they tend to take care of their own. In a situation where food becomes scarce, the small town will have it, the big city - well, learn to run faster than the next guy or become Ms Soylent Green. My canary in the coal mine will be when we stop paying farmers not to grow food. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: My canary in the coal mine will be when we stop paying farmers not to grow food. Doesn't even have to be that food isn't available. A truckers strike would do it, as I witnessed as a little kid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Doesn't even have to be that food isn't available. A truckers strike would do it, as I witnessed as a little kid. Ok then do it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: Ok then do it? Move to Iowa to stay? Sure, you might even like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 "Liberal" Iowa is Conservative Nebraska's neighbor. I associate IA with windmills and strippers being able to dance completely nude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 congrats if it works out. iowa has corn and a lot of outside to walk in. the internets is popular there too. i heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 5/25/2020 at 5:13 AM, Poof said: Idk yet he makes fun of me for playing on xbox. He says all the real gamers have playstation. Real gamers have playstation? Real gamers just buy every system, including PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Real gamers have playstation? Real gamers just buy every system, including PC. I suppose you're right. But if you could only buy one... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, tsar4 said: Move to Iowa to stay? Sure, you might even like it. Honestly, no. Until rural america shows they aren't more than willfully ignorant haters who would rather exile anyone different than treat everyone respectfully, I'll pass on putting down roots there. When I do have to pass thru these areas like I'm about to, I make it a point to spend as little money there as possible. Earn my respect if you want it. Edited May 26, 2020 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 (edited) 15 hours ago, avec said: "Liberal" Iowa is Conservative Nebraska's neighbor. I associate IA with windmills and strippers being able to dance completely nude. I guess the western part has the liberal enclaves, and the eastern is more conservative which makes sense. I do love being naked at least Edited May 26, 2020 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 20 minutes ago, Poof said: Honestly, no. Until rural america shows they aren't more than willfully ignorant haters who would rather exile anyone different than treat everyone respectfully, I'll pass on putting down roots there. When I do have to pass thru these areas like I'm about to, I make it a point to spend as little money there as possible. Earn my respect if you want it. Who's being "willfully ignorant" now? Sounds like you've already judged people you haven't even met & found them wanting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Who's being "willfully ignorant" now? Sounds like you've already judged people you haven't even met & found them wanting. Yes, me, I'm aware that's exactly what I'm doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 5/25/2020 at 5:13 AM, Poof said: Idk yet he makes fun of me for playing on xbox. He says all the real gamers have playstation. He's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 5/25/2020 at 9:11 AM, That_One_Guy said: Lol at least he's not a PC MaSTeR RaCe snob xbox peeps are the snobs... bunch of jocks who throw their money away for the same Halo and sports games over and over again with new paint. They have no leg to stand on and swear xbox is the best. PC, on the other hand, is objectively, inherently superior with as many legs to stand on as a centipede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Who's being "willfully ignorant" now? Sounds like you've already judged people you haven't even met & found them wanting. Wow, someone's a little pissy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lasty said: xbox peeps are the snobs... bunch of jocks who throw their money away for the same Halo and sports games over and over again with new paint. They have no leg to stand on and swear xbox is the best. PC, on the other hand, is objectively, inherently superior with as many legs to stand on as a centipede. Why consoles are better: PCs are pay to win since you may best somebody bc you out resolution/fps/draw distancing them/etc. I know this difference is blurring nowadays with different console editions, elite/pro controllers, different tv resolutions, sound whoring setups, games allowing console players to use mice+keyboard. I don't like it. I prefer everyone on the same level hardware playing field even if it means I can't use a supercomputer way more software fails on PC.. On console I spend much less time having to tinker around to fix some operating system problem or incompatibility.. w/console "everything just works" which is a plus it's easier to cheat on PC/more cheaters online console developers know what hardware they're going to be working with and so can most efficiently design there are more jocks on xbox Edited May 26, 2020 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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