NaBarney Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Are you sure you don't want to move in to the quarantine thread with Mr Ittles and myself? I know the dumpster fire neighborhood has a certain stigma, but also a certain charm, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Nablotson said: Are you sure you don't want to move in to the quarantine thread with Mr Ittles and myself? I know the dumpster fire neighborhood has a certain stigma, but also a certain charm, too. But your mandatory quarantine was up weeks ago. Though now that I think about it, the confirmation paperwork never made it to my desk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 20 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: AMA about living in this thread Do you have ham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 20 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: AMA about living in this thread How are the neighbors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Nablotson said: Are you sure you don't want to move in to the quarantine thread with Mr Ittles and myself? I know the dumpster fire neighborhood has a certain stigma, but also a certain charm, too. But .... it smells like pee in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 21 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Did we do this to you? Serious question. Is this on us? yes driven me to despair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 21 hours ago, Ginguy said: Hookers? Blackjack? no no good at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, Admin_Raptorpat said: no no good at it How can you be bad at hookers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, Ginguy said: How can you be bad at hookers? the "no" was to the hookers the "no good at it" was to the blackjack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, Ginguy said: How can you be bad at hookers? have you seen the kind of things zeni says? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 14 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Can I grill you some thick ham? I don't know, can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 14 hours ago, Lasty said: Ever consider crying on the outside? Did your uncle collect junkie debts with violence but give it up when got too old to watch for forest fires? yes but my emotion pipes are broken also no 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: I don't know, can you? Yes. You can grill thick ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 13 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Is it cozy and low on rent? it is tight and almost out of rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: the "no" was to the hookers the "no good at it" was to the blackjack 1. No fun... 2. Secret to being good at blackjack run the game.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: have you seen the kind of things zeni says? If you get dating advice from Zeni your failure is complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, Ginguy said: If you get dating advice from Zeni your failure is complete. that's the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 27 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: it is tight and almost out of rent No such thing as "out of rent". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 11 hours ago, mthor said: Wait, what? We can get massages here?! Do they come with happy endings? No, just the boards...You know, the things with the hole for your face..... Also, don't use the hole for your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 18 hours ago, cyberbully said: Like 40% of your shtick is asking Jingleballs to respond.....Are we getting something to replace this. he's going back to rickrolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 41 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: yes but my emotion pipes are broken also no You should call a plumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 6 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: do you think this board will ever really go anywhere or will it just be this for the next however many years until it finally all ends step 1: fix email system step 2: stop scaring ppl when they pop up step 3: ??? step 4: success Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: No, just the boards...You know, the things with the hole for your face..... Also, don't use the hole for your face Whew, thank god for that rickroll post so I would know I wasn't crazy and that you're fucking with me. I saw this post and thought "I said this....Didn't I say this? Am I claiming other people's shit as mine....I've got to stop getting in car wrecks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 When ghosts fuck your earlobe, do you use tap or holy water to rinse the ectoplasmic ejaculate out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: yes driven me to despair Dis pair of nuts. *grabs and shakes junk at you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Still Me said: Do you have ham? you should ask rogue, he's not sure if he can grill it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: you should ask rogue, he's not sure if he can grill it he’ll grill yo ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 9 hours ago, molarbear said: How are the neighbors? it beats that DF neighborhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: it beats that DF neighborhood Stop sending your lepers there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 18 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: have you seen the kind of things zeni says? who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Why does it smell so strongly of cat piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 19 hours ago, MasqueradeOverture said: When ghosts fuck your earlobe, do you use tap or holy water to rinse the ectoplasmic ejaculate out? Tap water Holy water has too much bacteria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Quackers said: Do your cats live here as well no they live at my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 5/22/2020 at 2:16 PM, Nablotson said: Why does it smell so strongly of cat piss? I think that is coming from your trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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