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Are you sure you don't want to move in to the quarantine thread with Mr Ittles and myself? I know the dumpster fire neighborhood has a certain stigma, but also a certain charm, too. 

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2 hours ago, Nablotson said:

Are you sure you don't want to move in to the quarantine thread with Mr Ittles and myself? I know the dumpster fire neighborhood has a certain stigma, but also a certain charm, too. 

But your mandatory quarantine was up weeks ago.

Though now that I think about it, the confirmation paperwork never made it to my desk...

Posted
2 hours ago, Nablotson said:

Are you sure you don't want to move in to the quarantine thread with Mr Ittles and myself? I know the dumpster fire neighborhood has a certain stigma, but also a certain charm, too. 

But .... it smells like pee in there

Posted
14 hours ago, Lasty said:

Ever consider crying on the outside? Did your uncle collect junkie debts with violence but give it up when got too old to watch for forest fires?

yes but my emotion pipes are broken

also no

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

the "no" was to the hookers

the "no good at it" was to the blackjack

1. No fun...

2. Secret to being good at blackjack       run the game....

 

Posted
15 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

have you seen the kind of things zeni says?

If you get dating advice from Zeni your failure is complete.

 

Posted
11 hours ago, mthor said:

Wait, what? We can get massages here?! Do they come with happy endings?

No, just the boards...You know, the things with the hole for your face.....

Also, don't use the hole for your face

Posted
18 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Like 40% of your shtick is asking Jingleballs to respond.....Are we getting something to replace this.

he's going back to rickrolls

Posted
6 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

do you think this board will ever really go anywhere or will it just be this for the next however many years until it finally all ends

step 1: fix email system

step 2: stop scaring ppl when they pop up

step 3: ???

step 4: success

Posted
11 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

No, just the boards...You know, the things with the hole for your face.....

Also, don't use the hole for your face

Whew, thank god for that rickroll post so I would know I wasn't crazy and that you're fucking with me.

I saw this post and thought "I said this....Didn't I say this?  Am I claiming other people's shit as mine....I've got to stop getting in car wrecks"

Posted
19 hours ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

When ghosts fuck your earlobe, do you use tap or holy water to rinse the ectoplasmic ejaculate out?

Tap water

Holy water has too much bacteria

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