Kudasai Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) Nothing's wrong other than I'm just a hapless moron Edited March 27, 2020 by Cupid de Locke 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 I'm not really religious.... do you mind if I pray to Satan for you? 1
Kudasai Posted March 26, 2020 Author Posted March 26, 2020 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm not really redligious.... do you mind if I pray to Satan for you? Could you pray to Dio for me instead 1 3
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 34 minutes ago, Cupid de Locke said: Could you pray to Dio for me instead Dear Dio, Please look out for Kudasai. He is just a hapless moron who knows not what he does. Amen. \m/ 1
discolé monade Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 dear lord baby jesus, we pray that you use your baby jesus powers, in your all your golden swaddling cloth, and while you play with your baby einstein, help kudasi not be a hapless moron amen 2 3
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I .... may need a virgin sacrifice first *backs away from Vamped* 1
discolé monade Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: I .... may need a virgin sacrifice first bucket! get your ass in here. 3
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: *backs away from Vamped* This could very well be the reason why you were spared snu snu for so long. This is the time to serve the greater good 2
Kudasai Posted March 27, 2020 Author Posted March 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: I .... may need a virgin sacrifice first @Phillies 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: This could very well be the reason why you were spared snu snu for so long. This is the time to serve the greater good 3
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cupid de Locke said: @Phillies That virgin will not work. We dont want to insult the gods. 2
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: So just get in this large cauldron and then Kudasai gets his prayer and all is well. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: So just get in this large cauldron and then Kudasai gets his prayer and all is well. Hey, you promised death by Snu-Snu, not being cooked alive. I declare shenanigans! 2
Kudasai Posted March 27, 2020 Author Posted March 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: That virgin will not work. We dont want to insult the gods. Nice knowing you Doom 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cupid de Locke said: Nice knowing you Doom Hey, I prayed for you. Pray for me back! 😝 1
mthor Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Vamped said: So just get in this large cauldron and then Kudasai gets his prayer and all is well. I thought we had to find a volcano.
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hey, you promised death by Snu-Snu, not being cooked alive. I declare shenanigans! I never promised snu snu. I said you saved your virginity to be kudasai's sacrifice. You misinterpreted
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, mthor said: I thought we had to find a volcano. These are unprecedented times. We have to make due with what we have. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, Vamped said: I never promised snu snu. I said you saved your virginity to be kudasai's sacrifice. You misinterpreted I did no such thing! 😖
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I did no such thing! 😖 I dunno... No other acceptable virgin has presented themselves. This could be your one true purpose in life. This is a good deal
scoobdog Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: I never promised snu snu. I said you saved your virginity to be kudasai's sacrifice. You misinterpreted You are not selling this, like, at all. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I dunno... No other acceptable virgin has presented themselves. This could be your one true purpose in life. This is a good deal What good is a purpose in life if I lose it immediately? 😞
Kudasai Posted March 27, 2020 Author Posted March 27, 2020 Fuck it just sacrifice Zeni and call it day 1
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: You are not selling this, like, at all. But I dont want to have to sell things with my privates. Kudasai's happiness should be enough. We're all friends right
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Cupid de Locke said: Fuck it just sacrifice Zeni and call it day Stop offering these terrible options. Do you want to the gods to smite you?! 1
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What good is a purpose in life if I lose it immediately? 😞 I mean ... its not immediately you're pretty ripe
Kudasai Posted March 27, 2020 Author Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, Vamped said: Stop offering these terrible options. Do you want to the gods to smite you?! The already have 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I mean ... its not immediately you're pretty ripe I didn't know I might've had this purpose until just now, so it's finding a purpose in life and immediately losing it... 😝
scoobdog Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: But I dont want to have to sell things with my privates. Kudasai's happiness should be enough. We're all friends right Doom could probably just buy Kudesai a beer. I mean, this went from sexy to just plain complicated.
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, Cupid de Locke said: The already have Well i mean if you offered them 2 loser pedophiles just now, I can only imagine what you've offered in the past
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, scoobdog said: Doom could probably just buy Kudesai a beer. I mean, this went from sexy to just plain complicated. I swear I have no idea where you dudes are getting sexy.
scoobdog Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, Vamped said: I swear I have no idea where you dudes are getting sexy. *shakes head*
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 You people are on your own. Make due with your nonsacrificial prayers and see how far it gets you.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: I swear I have no idea where you dudes are getting sexy. It was because you used the term 'snu-snu'... we all have the phrase "death by snu-snu" in our minds... and in our hearts.
Kudasai Posted March 27, 2020 Author Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Well i mean if you offered them 2 loser pedophiles just now, I can only imagine what you've offered in the past I kinda sorta tried to offer Packard as a sacrifice 5
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Cupid de Locke said: I kinda sorta tried to offer Packard as a sacrifice .... oh in that case ... you're fucked bro 1
Kudasai Posted March 27, 2020 Author Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: .... oh in that case ... you're fucked bro And without any lube to boot 2
discolé monade Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, Cupid de Locke said: I kinda sorta tried to offer Packard as a sacrifice pa packard's dead baby, packard's dead.
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 8 hours ago, discolemonade said: packard's dead baby, packard's dead. And now we know what happened
BlackNoir Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 WTF is even happening here.... I've never had a seizure, but if anyone asked what i think one is like, I'd say "read this thread" And I gotta agree with vamped....Nothing sexy about any of this..... Anyway, I kinda need Doomer around....I still feel he has potential. Fling Ghotrek in that shit and let's get on with our increasingly shortened lives. 1 1
Seight Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 I'll need an open field, a knife, a goat, some chalk, and a box of Honey Nut Cheerios. That last one has nothing to do with the ritual, I just want something to eat after. 1 1
Kudasai Posted March 27, 2020 Author Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, Vamped said: You people are on your own. Make due with your nonsacrificial prayers and see how far it gets you. Well it's been decided, Ghostrek will be the sacrifice Edited March 27, 2020 by Cupid de Locke 2
Vamped Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cupid de Locke said: Well it's been decided, Ghostrek will the sacrifice 1 1
Kudasai Posted March 27, 2020 Author Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: It was a pleasure doing business with you 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 28, 2020 Posted March 28, 2020 14 hours ago, Radical Left said: WTF is even happening here.... I've never had a seizure, but if anyone asked what i think one is like, I'd say "read this thread" This was a fun thread.... it was like old IB. 😅 1 1
nameraka Posted March 28, 2020 Posted March 28, 2020 the last person i prayed for died. horribly. but sure. *prays*
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