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You ever get caught in a lie surrounded by a group of people


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But only you and one other guy (the guy that called you out) know you're lying. Now if it was just you and this guy, you'd own up to it and try to fake laugh it off like it's not a big deal and you're not actually a piece of shit, but it's a lot of people and you just can't have all these people knowing you're a piece of shit. You can't laugh off the collective group indictment. So you make up your mind right then and there. You're going to stick with the lie. In fact as far as you're concerned it's now the truth. The other guys the one that's lying and damn it you're outraged. You escalate the situation because how dare he. You put on a big show like the sociopath that you are and muddy the situation so that no one can judiciously pick a side in this argument. Then you just never see or talk to that guy again.

You ever do that? o.O

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2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I think I'd play it off like, "Yeah I know, I was just playing."

well good to know.....this was a test....you passed ¬¬

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1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I  have been having serious deju vu with this whole forum recently.. Could've swore you've already made this one, and the replies were about the same.

First, no, I haven't made this thread before.

Second, what replies? There was one when you posted

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1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said:

You're seeing time.

It's a side effect of my religion.

Did you reply to my request for a high ranking position and I just didn't see it?

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Then you obviously need to fight to the death.  The people surrounding you create the circle of indictment, you or him will be the ultimate sacrifice to groupthink.  Prove to the faceless masses that you are in fact better than them MWA HA HA HA HA HA

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No. The only thing I really lied to my friends about was my health during pretty bad times, and I put the kibosh on that habit years ago. Out of curiosity, what do you guys lie to friends about anyway?

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2 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

No. The only thing I really lied to my friends about was my health during pretty bad times, and I put the kibosh on that habit years ago. Out of curiosity, what do you guys lie to friends about anyway?

I never used the word friend once in the op >.>

But since you asked, I lie like I breathe....to friends,  to anybody...it's the second best social lubricant next to alcohol and everyone knows how I feel about alcohol....heck, I've lied to you plenty of times and we're the best of friends...remember when I said men's rights activists burned down your she-shed....I lied...It was me...I was making blue meth in there and things went sideways

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58 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Yes, but only I'm the liar and the dude that called me out.

Sooo....just like my story? 

I'm lost

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53 minutes ago, nameraka said:

Yes. No. Wait. I'm never talking to you again.

Wait....am I still the executor of your will...

Which joke did you want me to make? 

Do I still punch your father after I read the passage about you leaving him everything he deserves?

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1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said:

You get the highest ranking available- yourself. 

Be proud. 

am I clear now?

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5 hours ago, Mix said:

I never used the word friend once in the op >.>

But since you asked, I lie like I breathe....to friends,  to anybody...it's the second best social lubricant next to alcohol and everyone knows how I feel about alcohol....heck, I've lied to you plenty of times and we're the best of friends...remember when I said men's rights activists burned down your she-shed....I lied...It was me...I was making blue meth in there and things went sideways

Oh see I forgot that there are people who like hanging with groups of strangers/acquaintances off the computer. Since I don't have a normal job anymore, that leaves me pretty isolated from humanity unless running errands.

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On 1/3/2020 at 9:19 AM, cyberbully said:

Yes, but only I'm the liar and the dude that called me out.

.......Fuck. That was funny. I believe this more than any other post on this wasteland. 

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On 1/2/2020 at 5:32 PM, Mix said:

But only you and one other guy (the guy that called you out) know you're lying. Now if it was just you and this guy, you'd own up to it and try to fake laugh it off like it's not a big deal and you're not actually a piece of shit, but it's a lot of people and you just can't have all these people knowing you're a piece of shit. You can't laugh off the collective group indictment. So you make up your mind right then and there. You're going to stick with the lie. In fact as far as you're concerned it's now the truth. The other guys the one that's lying and damn it you're outraged. You escalate the situation because how dare he. You put on a big show like the sociopath that you are and muddy the situation so that no one can judiciously pick a side in this argument. Then you just never see or talk to that guy again.

You ever do that? o.O

Not that I can remember.  I rarely lie outside of a joking manner because there's generally no reason too.

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On 1/3/2020 at 10:33 AM, Cau said:

I've never lied once in my whole life.

But how do we know this statement to be true?
Any robots may want to leave this thread before getting involved in this paradox.

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