Still Me Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Lb and I were in 5below checking out Christmas shit...well this mother fuck kept dropping ass all throughout the store....well I finally go up the counter with what I was buying and the guy at the register says to me...”at least it smells better here right” and I’m like “I’m sorry what?” And he says “Someone in here has been dropping bombs, had to run through the store with Febreeze”... so I’m barely holding to together and LB is like -doo doo doo I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear nothin-...we make it outside and start DYING.... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I didn’t shit my pants. I just had smelly meat farts. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 Just now, lupin_bebop said: I didn’t shit my pants. I just had smelly meat farts. You rip a hole through the fabric of time....and your shorts 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 (edited) No. I just break....... ........ the Smell Barrier Edited November 27, 2019 by lupin_bebop 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: No. I just break....... ........ the Smell Barrier Get out 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 32 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I didn’t shit my pants. I just had smelly meat farts. 31 minutes ago, Still Me said: You rip a hole through the fabric of time....and your shorts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 2 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: I didn’t shit my pants. I just had smelly meat farts. Meat farts. Man, if I had a dollar for every time I laid one of those...(Well, that and mayo/egg farts.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 26 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Meat farts. Man, if I had a dollar for every time I laid one of those...(Well, that and mayo/egg farts.) Turkey farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, Still Me said: Turkey farts Oh, yes. Those glorious turkey farts are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Meat farts. Man, if I had a dollar for every time I laid one of those...(Well, that and mayo/egg farts.) Yeah.....they make for some fun/unfun times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Meat farts. Man, if I had a dollar for every time I laid one of those...(Well, that and mayo/egg farts.) I can never decide which are worse...they're all so unique unto themselves. 😖 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 This thread is great. Counterpoint: Farts after a work lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 10 hours ago, Still Me said: You rip a hole through the fabric of time....and your shorts And the ozone layer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 10 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: No. I just break....... ........ the Smell Barrier And the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CutieQuesadilla Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 When i lived in Hillcrest, there was an man with actually shit on the back of his pants. I would move away and he got closer. He’s like, “Can i get $10 for Jack in the box?” I gave it to him because i just wanted him to go away. The homeless and drug addicts in that area is insane. Your story is actually funny, though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 20 hours ago, Vela said: I can never decide which are worse...they're all so unique unto themselves. 😖 The mayo and/or egg farts. They're like nasal napalm. Beware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: The mayo and/or egg farts. They're like nasal napalm. Beware! I have been forewarned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Also, Happy Thanksgiving! AaaaaaaaaandnowI'mgonefortherestoftheday laterz! *waves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Vela said: Also, Happy Thanksgiving! AaaaaaaaaandnowI'mgonefortherestoftheday laterz! *waves* Bye! Happy Thanksgiving to you as well! *waves* Edited November 28, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 9 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: The mayo and/or egg farts. They're like nasal napalm. Beware! No eggs and/or broccoli are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 minute ago, helpme said: No eggs and/or broccoli are the best Is it just me or does broccoli being cooked smell EXACTLY like farts? Like broccoli is just farts in solid form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is it just me or does broccoli being cooked smell EXACTLY like farts? Like broccoli is just farts in solid form. Just you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 You're the reason I carry a pocket spritzer of Poo-pourri to work for Black Friday / Saturday and douse the ladies every 20 minutes. Yeah, I'm totally saying lupin uses the ladies. Because that's a additional level of funny for no good reason. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 On 11/27/2019 at 12:19 AM, AnimationFan14 said: I WISH I could get a turbo boost like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: You're the reason I carry a pocket spritzer of Poo-pourri to work for Black Friday / Saturday and douse the ladies every 20 minutes. Yeah, I'm totally saying lupin uses the ladies. Because that's a additional level of funny for no good reason. Now you're starting to understand how I operate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I WISH I could get a turbo boost like that. If you could turbo blast like that, a] you'd be on youtube constantly filming it and calling your channel 'the Daily BLAST' and 2] they would have known it was you by the smoking hole in your pants and the aisles of smoke blasted evidence in your wake that would all end up on your youtube channel anyway. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 I think you understand how I operate now. Except one thing: They would NEVER catch me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 On 11/27/2019 at 12:19 AM, AnimationFan14 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: I think you understand how I operate now. Except one thing: They would NEVER catch me. Correction. They just wouldn't want to touch you. It's like how people suddenly start playing hot potato with a baby when it suddenly becomes a loaded cannon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Correction. They just wouldn't want to touch you. It's like how people suddenly start playing hot potato with a baby when it suddenly becomes a loaded cannon. You say this, buuuuuuuut someone has to touch me to tackle me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You say this, buuuuuuuut someone has to touch me to tackle me. The mess would still be horrifying though. Gas is merely the siren call of hell just waiting to be unleashed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: The mess would still be horrifying though. Gas is merely the siren call of hell just waiting to be unleashed. So says you.......sometimes, it's just what it is. It's not always a great siren call. Sometimes, it's just rocket fuel. Also, still had to touch the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: So says you.......sometimes, it's just what it is. It's not always a great siren call. Sometimes, it's just rocket fuel. Also, still had to touch the guy. Spoken like someone who is courting a super shart in the bakery section on their next trip to the store. Just be sure to yell 'THERE IS NO FOUR!' several times for the cameras so we all know it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 22 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Spoken like someone who is courting a super shart in the bakery section on their next trip to the store. Just be sure to yell 'THERE IS NO FOUR!' several times for the cameras so we all know it's you. Pfffft. Please. Half the fun is wandering on/near that line. It's amazing. I will NOT yell "There is no four"....but I WILL yell "I CLAP FOR SHOE HANDS" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seight Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 12 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: You say this, buuuuuuuut someone has to touch me to tackle me. Not if they use the Grayson Allen method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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