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I can guarantee you there isn't a walrus in existence that's thrilled to drag their blubber across those rocky ass beaches. They gotta be cold out there too.

Yeah I know they've got all that insulation but im sure that only goes so far. Get that walrus a blanket to lay down on so its not getting all scraped up, then toss another one on top. It would appreciate it i guarentee it. 

Deer, its gotta suck for them when it gets cold. Even shit that hibernates, im sture its not thrilled by the prospect 

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My son and I were having a similar conversation but it was about people when it was 19 degrees yesterday.  He asked what did people do when it was 19 degrees and there was no electricity....

I mean I've never taken the time to try to fathom such but can only assume you spent the majority of the day around the fire and talk to people.

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5 hours ago, Radical Left said:

My son and I were having a similar conversation but it was about people when it was 19 degrees yesterday.  He asked what did people do when it was 19 degrees and there was no electricity....

I mean I've never taken the time to try to fathom such but can only assume you spent the majority of the day around the fire and talk to people.

Wood stove for general warmth, candles or lamps [ oil or kerosene ] for individual warmth and light in order to read. Early to bed with extra thick blankets in layers, plural. 

Grew up rural and knew my great-grandparents. 

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19 hours ago, Radical Left said:

My son and I were having a similar conversation but it was about people when it was 19 degrees yesterday.  He asked what did people do when it was 19 degrees and there was no electricity....

I mean I've never taken the time to try to fathom such but can only assume you spent the majority of the day around the fire and talk to people.

 

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On 11/12/2019 at 8:28 PM, tsar4 said:

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That  doesn't count though  because that's clearly a man-made box.

There are no boxes in nature, so almost all wild cats will never be as comfortable as that  one is.

NaBarney Monster Mutant

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What are the last wild animals anymore but the remnant fragmented populations of countless but rapidly diminishing fellow lifeforms, spending their entire lives cowering from us. We stand ready to greet any shape of alien race that is never coming and we will never see while we exterminate entire life branches millions of years old by the hour, only their barest traits recorded if any barely even recorded, just to support our failed way of life. The calculation has already been made for us, now we get to watch and wonder why they don't ever look comfortable.

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Cowpocalypse. Biodiversity collapse for the cow planet. All hail the bovine and it's two legged counterpart, the human cows. Cattle world, all corralled.

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4 hours ago, NaBoomer said:

What are the last wild animals anymore but the remnant fragmented populations of countless but rapidly diminishing fellow lifeforms, spending their entire lives cowering from us. We stand ready to greet any shape of alien race that is never coming and we will never see while we exterminate entire life branches millions of years old by the hour, only their barest traits recorded if any barely even recorded, just to support our failed way of life. The calculation has already been made for us, now we get to watch and wonder why they don't ever look comfortable.

 

Cowpocalypse. Biodiversity collapse for the cow planet. All hail the bovine and it's two legged counterpart, the human cows. Cattle world, all corralled.

See, now doesn't this crusade feel better than that other shit you've been doing.

And while I see you're just focusing on the cow aspect here....I'm all for saving the insects BAMN.

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6 hours ago, Radical Left said:

See, now doesn't this crusade feel better than that other shit you've been doing.

And while I see you're just focusing on the cow aspect here....I'm all for saving the insects BAMN.

+ Cow population = biodiversity crash and there isn't any way around that because methane is a greenhouse gas and our billions of cows put out an unsustainable amount of methane. Let alone the ongoing mass deforestation, clear-cutting rainforests and turning them into cowgrazing pasture because it's more "profitable" in the short term. You can't be "for saving the Jews" while also being a Nazi

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3 hours ago, NaBoomer said:

+ Cow population = biodiversity crash and there isn't any way around that because methane is a greenhouse gas and our billions of cows put out an unsustainable amount of methane. Let alone the ongoing mass deforestation, clear-cutting rainforests and turning them into cowgrazing pasture because it's more "profitable" in the short term. You can't be "for saving the Jews" while also being a Nazi

That literally saved Nazis from hanging at Nuremberg.

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1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

That literally saved Nazis from hanging at Nuremberg.

Nazis were hanged after the Nuremberg trials, I don't know who or what you're referring to. 

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2 minutes ago, NaBoomer said:

Nazis were hanged after the Nuremberg trials, I don't know who or what you're referring to. 

'Cept for Hess. 

Oops, forgot Speer.

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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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5 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

'Cept for Hess. 

Oops, forgot Speer

Did they avoid execution by somehow arguing that they were nazis who were against exterminating Jews like that other guy said?

Really doesn't seem like that should work

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20 minutes ago, NaBoomer said:

Did they avoid execution by somehow arguing that they were nazis who were against exterminating Jews like that other guy said?

Really doesn't seem like that should work

Hess spent a good deal of the war in a British Prison.  Speer was "just an architect" (which means he was the Minister of Armaments and War Production).  Others like Von Braun avoided Nuremberg entirely (Operation Paperclip).  There were some who made claims that they were either unaware or against the "Final Solution".  I'm not sure about every defendant or who claimed what. 

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37 minutes ago, NaBoomer said:

Did they avoid execution by somehow arguing that they were nazis who were against exterminating Jews like that other guy said?

Really doesn't seem like that should work

I'm just gonna google "nazi's acquitted at Nuremberg trials" so I'm saying it instead. 

They didn't want to kill all the Jews, they just wanted to create legal discrimination to separate them from society and bind them to unending poverty through restrictions of business and movement. Not a "war crime," just some guys trying to improve society.

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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I'm just gonna google "nazi's acquitted at Nuremberg trials" so I'm saying it instead. 

They didn't want to kill all the Jews, they just wanted to create legal discrimination to separate them from society and bind them to unending poverty through restrictions of business and movement. Not a "war crime," just some guys trying to improve society.

Oh, ok yeah that analogy works then. People who eat cheeseburgers don't want all the wild animals to die, they just want them confined to tiny strips of land in between the vast cow plantations, made to eke out a hardscrabble existence on whatever terrain doesn't work for the superior cattle race, whose population we will continue to increase by the billions as entire ecosystems and native wildlife populations are systematically destroyed and replaced 

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On 11/12/2019 at 11:53 AM, SwimModSponges said:

I can guarantee you there isn't a walrus in existence that's thrilled to drag their blubber across those rocky ass beaches. They gotta be cold out there too.

Yeah I know they've got all that insulation but im sure that only goes so far. Get that walrus a blanket to lay down on so its not getting all scraped up, then toss another one on top. It would appreciate it i guarentee it. 

Deer, its gotta suck for them when it gets cold. Even shit that hibernates, im sture its not thrilled by the prospect 

They've evolved to not be cold. Animals have spent their whole lives outside and it's helped them adapt to their climate. Humans are the ones who constantly change our climate making it difficult for our survival outdoors. Eskimo can tolerate tempratures that would send other humans into hypothermia, and Sherpa can live where others need to use oxygen tanks. As for the stomach of the walrus it doesn't feel the rocks. It's skin has callused over protecting it. 

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27 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

I guarantee you if you brought an eskimo inside and  gave him some soup he'd be a lot happier.

They still live in houses, they're just genetically set to survive colder temps. They have a 200% more effective metabolic rate than average. 

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2 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

And then the cows will become intelligent, develop futuristic technology, nd kill us all. Beware the Cowpocalypse!

#RoboMoo

In all seriousness, NaBeeMan, I can't take you seriously in this thread. I. Just. Can't. Sorry, homie.

 

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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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5 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

. As for the stomach of the walrus it doesn't feel the rocks. It's skin has callused over protecting it. 

You see sponges, walruses actually love living on cold rocks they love dragging their big bodies across them, that's why they live there

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37 minutes ago, NaBoomer said:

You see sponges, walruses actually love living on cold rocks they love dragging their big bodies across them, that's why they live there

Yeah it's similar to how tribal people refuse to wear shoes even when offered them. Their feet are already hardened like leather. I used to walk barefoot myself through the woods and it actually feels rather nice. Just have to keep an eye out for these asshole plants. 
 

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4 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Yeah it's similar to how tribal people refuse to wear shoes even when offered them. Their feet are already hardened like leather. I used to walk barefoot myself through the woods and it actually feels rather nice. Just have to keep an eye out for these asshole plants. 
 

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Spear thistle, nasty shit

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10 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Yeah it's similar to how tribal people refuse to wear shoes even when offered them. Their feet are already hardened like leather. I used to walk barefoot myself through the woods and it actually feels rather nice. Just have to keep an eye out for these asshole plants. 
 

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Delicious though. 

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17 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

So, you are saying, on the record of this open board, that you like to eat stinging asshole? o.O 

Aaaahahahahaha Image result for schwing gif

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