SwimModSponges Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I can guarantee you there isn't a walrus in existence that's thrilled to drag their blubber across those rocky ass beaches. They gotta be cold out there too. Yeah I know they've got all that insulation but im sure that only goes so far. Get that walrus a blanket to lay down on so its not getting all scraped up, then toss another one on top. It would appreciate it i guarentee it. Deer, its gotta suck for them when it gets cold. Even shit that hibernates, im sture its not thrilled by the prospect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 My son and I were having a similar conversation but it was about people when it was 19 degrees yesterday. He asked what did people do when it was 19 degrees and there was no electricity.... I mean I've never taken the time to try to fathom such but can only assume you spent the majority of the day around the fire and talk to people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I dunno, I bet being a tree is like one long orgasm drawn out over decades. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Radical Left said: My son and I were having a similar conversation but it was about people when it was 19 degrees yesterday. He asked what did people do when it was 19 degrees and there was no electricity.... I mean I've never taken the time to try to fathom such but can only assume you spent the majority of the day around the fire and talk to people. Wood stove for general warmth, candles or lamps [ oil or kerosene ] for individual warmth and light in order to read. Early to bed with extra thick blankets in layers, plural. Grew up rural and knew my great-grandparents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Also houses with stone walls a foot thick. Helps keep cooler in summer too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 13, 2019 Author Share Posted November 13, 2019 Build underground. Best insulation is dirt. Just watch out for Radon down there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 19 hours ago, Radical Left said: My son and I were having a similar conversation but it was about people when it was 19 degrees yesterday. He asked what did people do when it was 19 degrees and there was no electricity.... I mean I've never taken the time to try to fathom such but can only assume you spent the majority of the day around the fire and talk to people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share Posted November 14, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 8:28 PM, tsar4 said: That doesn't count though because that's clearly a man-made box. There are no boxes in nature, so almost all wild cats will never be as comfortable as that one is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 What are the last wild animals anymore but the remnant fragmented populations of countless but rapidly diminishing fellow lifeforms, spending their entire lives cowering from us. We stand ready to greet any shape of alien race that is never coming and we will never see while we exterminate entire life branches millions of years old by the hour, only their barest traits recorded if any barely even recorded, just to support our failed way of life. The calculation has already been made for us, now we get to watch and wonder why they don't ever look comfortable. Cowpocalypse. Biodiversity collapse for the cow planet. All hail the bovine and it's two legged counterpart, the human cows. Cattle world, all corralled. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Doesn't eucalyptus get koalas high? Their entire existence is sitting in a tree getting high for their entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 4 hours ago, NaBoomer said: What are the last wild animals anymore but the remnant fragmented populations of countless but rapidly diminishing fellow lifeforms, spending their entire lives cowering from us. We stand ready to greet any shape of alien race that is never coming and we will never see while we exterminate entire life branches millions of years old by the hour, only their barest traits recorded if any barely even recorded, just to support our failed way of life. The calculation has already been made for us, now we get to watch and wonder why they don't ever look comfortable. Cowpocalypse. Biodiversity collapse for the cow planet. All hail the bovine and it's two legged counterpart, the human cows. Cattle world, all corralled. See, now doesn't this crusade feel better than that other shit you've been doing. And while I see you're just focusing on the cow aspect here....I'm all for saving the insects BAMN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Radical Left said: See, now doesn't this crusade feel better than that other shit you've been doing. And while I see you're just focusing on the cow aspect here....I'm all for saving the insects BAMN. + Cow population = biodiversity crash and there isn't any way around that because methane is a greenhouse gas and our billions of cows put out an unsustainable amount of methane. Let alone the ongoing mass deforestation, clear-cutting rainforests and turning them into cowgrazing pasture because it's more "profitable" in the short term. You can't be "for saving the Jews" while also being a Nazi Edited November 14, 2019 by NaBoomer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 hours ago, NaBoomer said: + Cow population = biodiversity crash and there isn't any way around that because methane is a greenhouse gas and our billions of cows put out an unsustainable amount of methane. Let alone the ongoing mass deforestation, clear-cutting rainforests and turning them into cowgrazing pasture because it's more "profitable" in the short term. You can't be "for saving the Jews" while also being a Nazi That literally saved Nazis from hanging at Nuremberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: That literally saved Nazis from hanging at Nuremberg. Nazis were hanged after the Nuremberg trials, I don't know who or what you're referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, NaBoomer said: Nazis were hanged after the Nuremberg trials, I don't know who or what you're referring to. 'Cept for Hess. Oops, forgot Speer. Edited November 14, 2019 by tsar4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, tsar4 said: 'Cept for Hess. Oops, forgot Speer Did they avoid execution by somehow arguing that they were nazis who were against exterminating Jews like that other guy said? Really doesn't seem like that should work Edited November 14, 2019 by NaBoomer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 20 minutes ago, NaBoomer said: Did they avoid execution by somehow arguing that they were nazis who were against exterminating Jews like that other guy said? Really doesn't seem like that should work Hess spent a good deal of the war in a British Prison. Speer was "just an architect" (which means he was the Minister of Armaments and War Production). Others like Von Braun avoided Nuremberg entirely (Operation Paperclip). There were some who made claims that they were either unaware or against the "Final Solution". I'm not sure about every defendant or who claimed what. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 37 minutes ago, NaBoomer said: Did they avoid execution by somehow arguing that they were nazis who were against exterminating Jews like that other guy said? Really doesn't seem like that should work I'm just gonna google "nazi's acquitted at Nuremberg trials" so I'm saying it instead. They didn't want to kill all the Jews, they just wanted to create legal discrimination to separate them from society and bind them to unending poverty through restrictions of business and movement. Not a "war crime," just some guys trying to improve society. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I'm just gonna google "nazi's acquitted at Nuremberg trials" so I'm saying it instead. They didn't want to kill all the Jews, they just wanted to create legal discrimination to separate them from society and bind them to unending poverty through restrictions of business and movement. Not a "war crime," just some guys trying to improve society. Oh, ok yeah that analogy works then. People who eat cheeseburgers don't want all the wild animals to die, they just want them confined to tiny strips of land in between the vast cow plantations, made to eke out a hardscrabble existence on whatever terrain doesn't work for the superior cattle race, whose population we will continue to increase by the billions as entire ecosystems and native wildlife populations are systematically destroyed and replaced Edited November 14, 2019 by NaBoomer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 (edited) And then the cows will become intelligent, develop futuristic technology, nd kill us all. Beware the Cowpocalypse! #RoboMoo In all seriousness, NaBeeMan, I can't take you seriously in this thread. I. Just. Can't. Sorry, homie. Edited November 14, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 11:53 AM, SwimModSponges said: I can guarantee you there isn't a walrus in existence that's thrilled to drag their blubber across those rocky ass beaches. They gotta be cold out there too. Yeah I know they've got all that insulation but im sure that only goes so far. Get that walrus a blanket to lay down on so its not getting all scraped up, then toss another one on top. It would appreciate it i guarentee it. Deer, its gotta suck for them when it gets cold. Even shit that hibernates, im sture its not thrilled by the prospect They've evolved to not be cold. Animals have spent their whole lives outside and it's helped them adapt to their climate. Humans are the ones who constantly change our climate making it difficult for our survival outdoors. Eskimo can tolerate tempratures that would send other humans into hypothermia, and Sherpa can live where others need to use oxygen tanks. As for the stomach of the walrus it doesn't feel the rocks. It's skin has callused over protecting it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share Posted November 14, 2019 I guarantee you if you brought an eskimo inside and gave him some soup he'd be a lot happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: I guarantee you if you brought an eskimo inside and gave him some soup he'd be a lot happier. Colonizer mindset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share Posted November 14, 2019 No I just love soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: No I just love soup. Decolonize your mind and you'll realize it isn't superior to what the Eskimo eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HardcoreHunter Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 27 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I guarantee you if you brought an eskimo inside and gave him some soup he'd be a lot happier. They still live in houses, they're just genetically set to survive colder temps. They have a 200% more effective metabolic rate than average. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share Posted November 14, 2019 It's that extra tendon in their leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 40 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I guarantee you if you brought an eskimo inside and gave him some soup he'd be a lot happier. 🤦♀️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: And then the cows will become intelligent, develop futuristic technology, nd kill us all. Beware the Cowpocalypse! #RoboMoo In all seriousness, NaBeeMan, I can't take you seriously in this thread. I. Just. Can't. Sorry, homie. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 As a human living in a climate controlled environment Fuck dem walruses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 5 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: . As for the stomach of the walrus it doesn't feel the rocks. It's skin has callused over protecting it. You see sponges, walruses actually love living on cold rocks they love dragging their big bodies across them, that's why they live there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 37 minutes ago, NaBoomer said: You see sponges, walruses actually love living on cold rocks they love dragging their big bodies across them, that's why they live there Yeah it's similar to how tribal people refuse to wear shoes even when offered them. Their feet are already hardened like leather. I used to walk barefoot myself through the woods and it actually feels rather nice. Just have to keep an eye out for these asshole plants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: Yeah it's similar to how tribal people refuse to wear shoes even when offered them. Their feet are already hardened like leather. I used to walk barefoot myself through the woods and it actually feels rather nice. Just have to keep an eye out for these asshole plants. Spear thistle, nasty shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Yes! Exactly what I thought would happen! (I didn't know Robot Chicken actually made something related to what I posted, but I'm glad to find out that they did. That's awesome!) Edited November 15, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Comfortable *ponders* Just...wanted...a drink...of water... Fucken...got this...itch! And... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share Posted November 15, 2019 10 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: Yeah it's similar to how tribal people refuse to wear shoes even when offered them. Their feet are already hardened like leather. I used to walk barefoot myself through the woods and it actually feels rather nice. Just have to keep an eye out for these asshole plants. Delicious though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Delicious though. You're thinking of stinging nettles, they're a different plant than bull thistle. The only part of bull thistle you can eat is the root Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share Posted November 15, 2019 I'll eat whatever stinging plants I want, thank you. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: I'll eat whatever stinging plants I want, thank you. So, you are saying, on the record of this open board, that you like to eat stinging asshole? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: So, you are saying, on the record of this open board, that you like to eat stinging asshole? Aaaahahahahaha 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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