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My mom called 911 on a raccoon, the police came and shot it


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8 minutes ago, Seight said:

That seems like a serial escalation 

I wanna be clear it didn't happen yesterday. Buddyroe's run in w/the cops reminded me that I hadn't posted about it yet. And it's not something you just never post about. I've been really off my game tho

But yea escalation I guess. It's still all my moms' fault. She actually used 911 and all it was doing was hanging out in the front yard. Actual cops showed up not animal control or anything. They pulled up on the lil guy, popped him, and took his body away. They didnt even talk to my mom or anyone.

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4 minutes ago, Poof said:

I wanna be clear it didn't happen yesterday. Buddyroe's run in w/the cops reminded me that I hadn't posted about it yet. And it's not something you just never post about. I've been really off my game tho

But yea escalation I guess. It's still all my moms' fault. She actually used 911 and all it was doing was hanging out in the front yard. Actual cops showed up not animal control or anything. They pulled up on the lil guy, popped him, and took his body away. They didnt even talk to my mom or anyone.

That was my first thought, "Why not just send animal control first?"

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I can't remember if I made a thread about it here or I just mentioned it on FB, but about 3 years ago, a cop hit someone's dog in front of my house....The poor thing apparently hobbled into my yard and started dying. So the cops come knock on my door and say "sir, is this your dog"....I'm like no....Then he explains how it bolted in front of him and he had no choice but to hit it......

So I'm like I've seen this dog around, but not sure which house he belongs to....He has a collar, so he's someone's......And the cop says he'll find out.  Then a second cop in an SUV shows up....I go inside, but peek out of my daughter's window to see what happens....So they loaded the dog into the SUV, and just pull of.....You just know they executed that dog.

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Aww... 😢

Very weird that they sent cops instead of animal control. Maybe it's because she called 911? And I'm going to guess that they shot him because they probably didn't have the proper equipment to capture/move him. How sad...

At my old job, we had a raccoon stuck in our dumpster. My coworker actually called animal control, though. They were like, "Just open the dumpster, he'll jump out." And she's like, "Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of!" So they came out and got him out of there.

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3 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

Good. Fuck raccoons.

It doesn't surprise me that law enforcement would shoot a raccoon. They are cute and interesting animals, but as someone that's camped and spent a lot of time outdoors a raccoon doesn't even have to be rabid to be dangerous. I've never had to shoot one, but if you encounter a female with a family or even get to close to a pile a trash with some food one is eating they usually have no intention of backing down until they get what they want. They'll growl, and charge you for sure.. 

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idk....maybe they saw the raccoon and were triggered by the memories of a 1950's burglar who killed their great grandfather.....as far as police shootings go, this is a trend that stings less.....I guess what i'm trying to say is i'm on team people

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team people? lol why not I feel ya, and personally if it was my house I'd just deal with the raccoon, but I wouldn't do it not expecting a raccoon brave enough to enter a house for food not to use a spastic rodent like fighting style against me.. Personally I would try to get the racoon out unharmed, but I've also been bitten by simualr animals trying to handle shit like this that were way samller than raccoons. I remember the time I legit pulled an oppossom out of my grandmothers house...not really, but were she lived it was either I do it or no one else.. I think I finally got it to go out of a window...Game of wits for sure though. Even though they are big this thing hid and had the cunning of a ninja. 

I vote just shoot it too unless you are a guy like me that doesnt mind being animal control, and knows what they are capable of. 

 

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7 hours ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

I can't remember if I made a thread about it here or I just mentioned it on FB, but about 3 years ago, a cop hit someone's dog in front of my house....The poor thing apparently hobbled into my yard and started dying. So the cops come knock on my door and say "sir, is this your dog"....I'm like no....Then he explains how it bolted in front of him and he had no choice but to hit it......

So I'm like I've seen this dog around, but not sure which house he belongs to....He has a collar, so he's someone's......And the cop says he'll find out.  Then a second cop in an SUV shows up....I go inside, but peek out of my daughter's window to see what happens....So they loaded the dog into the SUV, and just pull of.....You just know they executed that dog.

What are they doing w/all these animal bodies??

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6 hours ago, renjifan said:

Aww... 😢

Very weird that they sent cops instead of animal control. Maybe it's because she called 911? And I'm going to guess that they shot him because they probably didn't have the proper equipment to capture/move him. How sad...

At my old job, we had a raccoon stuck in our dumpster. My coworker actually called animal control, though. They were like, "Just open the dumpster, he'll jump out." And she's like, "Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of!" So they came out and got him out of there.

I guess. Idk. I'm just reporting the facts

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

idk....maybe they saw the raccoon and were triggered by the memories of a 1950's burglar who killed their great grandfather.....as far as police shootings go, this is a trend that stings less.....I guess what i'm trying to say is i'm on team people

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1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

team people? lol why not I feel ya, and personally if it was my house I'd just deal with the raccoon, but I wouldn't do it not expecting a raccoon brave enough to enter a house for food not to use a spastic rodent like fighting style against me.. Personally I would try to get the racoon out unharmed, but I've also been bitten by simualr animals trying to handle shit like this that were way samller than raccoons. I remember the time I legit pulled an oppossom out of my grandmothers house...not really, but were she lived it was either I do it or no one else.. I think I finally got it to go out of a window...Game of wits for sure though. Even though they are big this thing hid and had the cunning of a ninja. 

I vote just shoot it too unless you are a guy like me that doesnt mind being animal control, and knows what they are capable of. 

 

Don't get me wrong, i'm not for shooting.....varmints? is that the right term......I was just pointing out my thoughts on this situation....I leave the raccoons in my backyard to their business....they do their thing and I do mine

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13 minutes ago, NaBrainman said:

OFFICER THERE IS A WILD ANIMAL OUTSIDE, THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR PEOPLE ONLY! OH MY GOD NOW ITS LOOKING AT MY HOUSE!

Yes my mom is a huge cunt who drives me to tears regularly. I wish the officers would have arrested her for inappropriate use of an emergency call

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2 minutes ago, Mix said:

Don't get me wrong, i'm not for shooting.....varmints? is that the right term......I was just pointing out my thoughts on this situation....I leave the raccoons in my backyard to their business....they do their thing and I do mine

PS is basically a gov goon himself. Please don't encourage him in my threads

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5 minutes ago, Poof said:

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I know Mandy Patinkin must hear that line at least once a day every day....

I'm not that guy...like I didn't yell "i'm rich bitch" at Chappelle or anything.....but if I ever came across Mandy Patinkin, I'd be arrested

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Just now, Mix said:

I know Mandy Patinkin must here that line at least once a day every day....

I'm not that guy...like I didn't yell "i'm rich bitch" at Chappelle or anything.....but if I ever came across Mandy Patinkin, I'd be arrested

Yea it was a conscious decision to not put the line there

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Ah lol if they are in my backyard I don't care. MY grandmother was probaby on her deathbead, and she told me she saw  it in there not to long ago before I noticed it so if I wasn't there and someone thought they had to shoot it boo hoo.. I'm surprised that thing didn't give her a heart attack it almost made me shit myself when it hissed at me. 

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

lmao, what.....he's a skater/rapper who smokes weed.....the gov goon archetype must of changed last I looked

She is a druggie and a ho if I'm a gov goon.. I wish we could get past this shit though that's honestly why she's still blocked. I think I have neighbors hating on me just because of my military and police experience.. Fuck them too. 

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

lmao, what.....he's a skater/rapper who smokes weed.....the gov goon archetype must of changed last I looked

He was a soldier, prison guard, and has expressed interest in working for border patrol. Frankly, I'm seriously actually disturbed he's been in positions where he would have so much agency over other ppls' lives.

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11 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

She is a druggie and a ho if I'm a gov goon.. I wish we could get past this shit though that's honestly why she's still blocked. I think I have neighbors hating on me just because of my military and police experience.. Fuck them too. 

 

10 minutes ago, Poof said:

He was a soldier, prison guard, and has expressed interest in working for border patrol. Frankly, I'm seriously actually disturbed he's been in positions where he would have so much agency over other ppls' lives.

oh, you guys have beef......ok, i'll just be quiet then >.>

 

P.S. -  I didn't know about the border patrol thing. Don't you do that Phil. 

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Every country has to patrol it's borders... I was supposed to work for border patrol as a UAV Operator. For surveilence purposes. The feed from border patrol is usually accessable anyway if it can be declassified. I'm pretty sure she has what I'd do mixed up with all of the internment camps and bullshit I hate anyway. There ARE more then asylum seekers, and even drug dealers interested in crossing that border though. Legitimate war criminals that know it's their best shot at entry to the states have tried it on multiple occasions. 

 

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2 hours ago, Mix said:

idk....maybe they saw the raccoon and were triggered by the memories of a 1950's burglar who killed their great grandfather.....as far as police shootings go, this is a trend that stings less.....I guess what i'm trying to say is i'm on team people

People can be the worst though. And this is coming from someone who majored in Human Services...

There was one time where I was driving to work, and it was just me and this other lady on the road. I was in the left hand lane, she was in the right. Two raccoons were running across the road up ahead, so I slowed a bit to finish letting them cross. But the other lady plowed right into the second raccoon. I watched him flip up in the air. Then I cried because I just witnessed a murder...

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10 minutes ago, renjifan said:

People can be the worst though. And this is coming from someone who majored in Human Services...

There was one time where I was driving to work, and it was just me and this other lady on the road. I was in the left hand lane, she was in the right. Two raccoons were running across the road up ahead, so I slowed a bit to finish letting them cross. But the other lady plowed right into the second raccoon. I watched him flip up in the air. Then I cried because I just witnessed a murder...

Damn bro.. So you worked for animal control somewhere right? I think they might have hired someone here more qualified, but I really wanted it.. I don't have the ACO certificate yet, but I'd gladly get it.. and even pay for the training if this city would give me the job.  It doesn't list the ACO and euthanasia training as a requirement on the application.. There's just a question that asks if you have it. 

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@renjifan MY bad I thought you said something about working for animal control in that earlier post... You didn't you just said your area had a legitimate animal control... This place doesn't... I'd like to help fix that, but this city government is dumb in a lot of ways.. idk.  Usually they send out an email saying if you don't get the position...it's just I keep up with a facebook group involved with helping lost pets and pet adoption and I do volunteer work to help them.. I guess they could have other people from surrounding areas filling in for ACO not sure. I might give them a call. 

 

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49 minutes ago, renjifan said:

People can be the worst though. And this is coming from someone who majored in Human Services...

There was one time where I was driving to work, and it was just me and this other lady on the road. I was in the left hand lane, she was in the right. Two raccoons were running across the road up ahead, so I slowed a bit to finish letting them cross. But the other lady plowed right into the second raccoon. I watched him flip up in the air. Then I cried because I just witnessed a murder...

People ARE the worst....

take me for instance....i'm just a worthless sack of crap, through and through....buuuut....if it's between me and an innocent, never harmed a soul in it's life, baby raccoon.....I'm hoping the cop shoots the raccoon.....it's self preservation, y'know....I just like me more....not by much...but still enough

 

 

Also, you should have followed that lady till she parked and left her car, then jimmied open her trunk and left heroin in several small baggies. Quick anonymous phone call to the cops about a dealer in the area matching her car's description and bam, justice, renji-style....

I know what you're thinking..."that's not my style, that's yours".....wrong, my style would be to follow her home and leave the dead raccoon's severed head in her bed to discover when she woke up in the morning :|

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Was it a baby raccoon.. Those fools.  If it was just a little juvenille those fools are almost worse.. I probably would've gave him a snack or something if he raided my house then.. I legit have seen smaller raccoon babies shake my tent down and when I chase them I find their mother, and I was just like for real.. Too big to do it yourself or what? I mean I'm a nature fool though so I wasn't going to hurt them regardless... Just seemed like mom was sending out her little fools to do the real work. They were pretty good though lol. 

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1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

@renjifan MY bad I thought you said something about working for animal control in that earlier post... You didn't you just said your area had a legitimate animal control... This place doesn't... I'd like to help fix that, but this city government is dumb in a lot of ways.. idk.  Usually they send out an email saying if you don't get the position...it's just I keep up with a facebook group involved with helping lost pets and pet adoption and I do volunteer work to help them.. I guess they could have other people from surrounding areas filling in for ACO not sure. I might give them a call. 

 

No worries! But yeah, I haven’t worked for them. I think it would make me too sad. But if it’s something you have a serious interest in doing, you should definitely look into it!

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

People ARE the worst....

take me for instance....i'm just a worthless sack of crap, through and through....buuuut....if it's between me and an innocent, never harmed a soul in it's life, baby raccoon.....I'm hoping the cop shoots the raccoon.....it's self preservation, y'know....I just like me more....not by much...but still enough

 

 

Also, you should have followed that lady till she parked and left her car, then jimmied open her trunk and left heroin in several small baggies. Quick anonymous phone call to the cops about a dealer in the area matching her car's description and bam, justice, renji-style....

I know what you're thinking..."that's not my style, that's yours".....wrong, my style would be to follow her home and leave the dead raccoon's severed head in her bed to discover when she woke up in the morning :|

Mix! Where were you with these ideas years ago when the vehicular manslaughter took place?! 

Also, dang...remind me to never get on your bad side...

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33 minutes ago, renjifan said:

No worries! But yeah, I haven’t worked for them. I think it would make me too sad. But if it’s something you have a serious interest in doing, you should definitely look into it!

Meh.. There's a couple of great danes I entertained when I had shit to do just because I thought if I got them home maybe it wouldn't happen again... People have been pointing out cryptically that they don't need them I think.. one person anyway... I spent all that time and almost had my scooby snacks jacked because the fool was so hungry, and now my post is updated with info saying they are on the loose again. 😡

The male great dane barked and almost came back to my porch to lay down again like he was trying to say his owner was trash...

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15 minutes ago, renjifan said:

Mix! Where were you with these ideas years ago when the vehicular manslaughter took place?! 

Also, dang...remind me to never get on your bad side...

I was dealing with my own problems

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I'm a paper tiger....there's no real threat here 

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19 hours ago, renjifan said:

People can be the worst though. And this is coming from someone who majored in Human Services...

There was one time where I was driving to work, and it was just me and this other lady on the road. I was in the left hand lane, she was in the right. Two raccoons were running across the road up ahead, so I slowed a bit to finish letting them cross. But the other lady plowed right into the second raccoon. I watched him flip up in the air. Then I cried because I just witnessed a murder...

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say she was texting while driving and didn't see the raccoons until it was too late.

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