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It's naughty, very naughty necrophilia
Without a care I'm compassionate about killing her
I'd have my way with what's left of the will in her
Cosmopolitans, and cocaine, and an occasional pill in her
When she spoke I saw a spark, but it was dark so
I drove her home when she died, sexy suicide
Sweet nothings for the numb, you feel where I'm coming from?
Have no fear, everything's fine, my girl parties all the time
Did you hear what I said? With this ring I thee wed
A body in my bed, she was cool when I met her
But I think I like her better dead

Posted
2 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

I would do a bunch of really nice and considerate things for you until you just keel over.

That's right. I'd kill you with kindness. B|

I mean what? :|

heck

Posted
57 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I would beat you to death with a series of fish, increasing in size until they get big enough to do the job. Following that, a traditional can-can and a solid nap.

how very swedish

Posted
8 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Neglect showering for a year, then shove your head in my armpit.

Do you live alone? If not, this is a bad plan as your roommate(s) might get rid of you first.

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