Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 (edited) Edited September 21, 2019 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I wondered if I had missed "Fee," "Fi," and if "Fum" was on the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 Just now, GuyBeardmane said: I wondered if I had missed "Fee," "Fi," and if "Fum" was on the way. Yes that was a mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Yes that was a mistake Much like most of my life. High five! I am envious that you had a completely sexually and emotionally satisfied high school girlfriend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Ok before i fap to this i need to know if this was a lesbian or hetero relationship (itd help but u dont need to tell me if u dont wanna) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Much like most of my life. High five! I am envious that you had a completely sexually and emotionally satisfied high school girlfriend. She cheated on me w/her tattoo artist and dumped me. I dated a few girls in highschool. I hooked up w/some guys but never dated any guys til I was 18 and swore off girls bc all they want is my dick even if they do fuck and finger my ass. Like I just wanted to get fucked and I didn't want to do it back and they'd get angry. It's the same reason I stopped going to LGBT bars/clubs. Bc those guys would do the same thing. Like it's apparently a criminal offense to bottom only if you have a big dick. No, I can't date girls or gay guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Ok before i fap to this i need to know if this was a lesbian or hetero relationship (itd help but u dont need to tell me if u dont wanna) The fuck? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Poof said: The fuck? Ugh. Nevermind. Bad joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: Like it's apparently a criminal offense to bottom only if you have a big dick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 so romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 wow, people actually do this huh....I owe my sister an apology....I straight laughed in her face when she told me she wrote a love letter to some girl at her school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I had to read all of this as soon as I saw "I know, this paper is wangstafied." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 8 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: so romantic. She was older and obsessively sexual and I kinda didn't really know better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Mix said: wow, people actually do this huh....I owe my sister an apology....I straight laughed in her face when she told me she wrote a love letter to some girl at her school We didn't have cell phones or any classes together so we exchanged notes all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Seight said: I had to read all of this as soon as I saw "I know, this paper is wangstafied." Yea she was creative. And apparently can't write straight without lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 only one girlfriend ever sent me "love notes" but i shredded all of those a long time back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: only one girlfriend ever sent me "love notes" but i shredded all of those a long time back. I probably should shred these. I always felt like her object and my stomach ties in a knot reading these again. Like.. She fingered me at the spongebob movie. She stuck lollipops up my ass then sucked them She had this power. Like I dated other girls who would top me. But she really felt like a overly horny boyfriend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: I probably should shred these. I always felt like her object and my stomach ties in a knot reading these again. Like.. She fingered me at the spongebob movie. She stuck lollipops up my ass then sucked them She had this power. Like I dated other girls who would top me. But she really felt like a overly horny boyfriend. how would you not add "fingered at the spongebob movie" to any job resume is beyond me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Seight said: I had to read all of this as soon as I saw "I know, this paper is wangstafied." Same thing happened to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: how would you not add "fingered at the spongebob movie" to any job resume is beyond me I've actually never made a resume in my life. She went even further in I, Robot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 53 minutes ago, Poof said: I've actually never made a resume in my life. She went even further in I, Robot... you're not missing much. my resume is garbage but i guess someone liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 13 hours ago, Poof said: Yea she was creative. And apparently can't write straight without lines I can't do that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: you're not missing much. my resume is garbage but i guess someone liked it My resume sucks and no one likes it. Edited September 22, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 22, 2019 Author Share Posted September 22, 2019 11 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: you're not missing much. my resume is garbage but i guess someone liked it Oh I'm sure it's straight trash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 22, 2019 Author Share Posted September 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I can't do that either. Well it's not really important 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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