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UnevenEdge

according to my family tree, i'm descended from jesus. ama.


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Posted
1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

Will you be planning on suing the Vatican for the return of your ancestor's sacred foreskin anytime soon? 

no. the dog ate it.

Posted
55 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said:

i'm a descendant of Charlemagne

 

but so is almost everyone else

i'm not. 

my family might have had something to do with that whole battle of hastings thing though.

Posted
2 hours ago, little_girl_lost said:

i'm a descendant of Charlemagne

 

but so is almost everyone else

I know the feeling - I'm descended from Genghis Khan. Me and what - 10% of Northern Asia and Eastern Europe.

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Posted
7 hours ago, molarbear said:

Why do you allow so many good Television shows to get canceled?

same reason i do anything.

i hate all of you.

filthy sinners. 

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Posted
18 hours ago, stilgar said:

So, you are a middle eastern jew.

excuuuuse me,

surely you mean Mediterranean* Jew

and the pyramids were built by Mediterraneans

and the KKK was started by democrats

and Africans had white slaves

and straight white males hunted the mammoth and invented the modern world

and climatechangeisaliejeffbezoselonmusk

Posted
10 hours ago, Vamped said:

.... so what can we expect from you now that you have this information?

the same as before.

as little as possible. 

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