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Posted
7 hours ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

Venmo me $800 through a third party just for the sheer novelty 

you have it backwards and i don't accept venmo. cashapp plz

Posted
7 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

or just send me a money order for $800. the novelty is going to a physical post office like a boring person

i do use the post office

Posted
19 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

You gotta change it up

for the novelty 

I pay for things. I give my money. It's not novelty

Posted
6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Check out my ex-band's music?

After zombies. I'm going to kill zombies in a min

Posted
5 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said:

I made three wreaths this month. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I paint and thats pretty much the extent of my arts and crafts department

Posted
2 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

I’ve gotta deliver this tofu down the mountain quick so I need my speedy speed boy to handle well 

Keep elaborating

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Posted
25 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

I’ve gotta deliver this tofu down the mountain quick so I need my speedy speed boy to handle well 

*Starts singing Nobody Reason by M.O.V.E.*

23 minutes ago, Poof said:

Keep elaborating

Anime.

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Posted
Just now, bnmjy said:

Actual enema performed by a proctologist then.

I don't think proctologists do enemas. I think it's below their pay grade. 

I have had lots of professionals give me a butt blast. That's how I had a green tea one. Sometimes before hardcore scenes I'd make an appointment for one. It's less tiring than doing it myself.

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

I don't think proctologists do enemas. I think it's below their pay grade. 

I have had lots of professionals give me a butt blast. That's how I had a green tea one. Sometimes before hardcore scenes I'd make an appointment for one. It's less tiring than doing it myself.

Well shit, I'm gonna have to gey creative. Um, spend a day with a homeless guy at an amusement park and blow him at least once in the bathroom.

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54 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Well shit, I'm gonna have to gey creative. Um, spend a day with a homeless guy at an amusement park and blow him at least once in the bathroom.

You got me there. I did get paid $500 to go to cedar point w/a fan. No bathroom bjs tho no sex no hotels no nuthin. Meet & part ways at the park entrance

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Posted
53 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

Wanna be my race team’s mascot? We’re gonna drift and powerslide down mountains. Not to be the very best, but for the thrill 

Yes

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Posted
32 minutes ago, Poof said:

You got me there. I did get paid $500 to go to cedar point w/a fan. No bathroom bjs tho no sex no hotels no nuthin. Meet & part ways at the park entrance

That sounds like the best kind of job.

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