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Posted
32 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Like if I'm cumming consistently I'm like a zombie. Celibacy is needed lads. I have waaaaaay more energy when I'm sex deprived. I cut grass and shit

I'm starting to get the idea that you only cum once a day when you do...

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Posted
10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

LMAO you italacized that when haha

WELL I MEAN THAT'S what it was sounding like over there!

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Yeah I plan to do it later this morning.What sucks is I have to do some running to ensure my gluttonous self didn't undo my wieght loss progress with the large pizza I almost ate in entirety earlier, and it'll probably be hot as balls by the time I get done mowing my whole lot. It'll probably be 100 degrees. :|

Posted
11 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Yeah I plan to do it later this morning.What sucks is I have to do some running to ensure my gluttonous self didn't undo my wieght loss progress with the large pizza I almost ate in entirety earlier, and it'll probably be hot as balls by the time I get done mowing my whole lot. It'll probably be 100 degrees. :|

ewwww hot balls.  That whole sentence sounded sticky.

Posted
5 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I cum at minimum twice a day and I'm a hyper fucker...

:points for That_One_Guy's benefit:  See?

Posted
6 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Yup. :/

I'm sorry for your mild and temporary discomfort and I hope for you that it does not last very long.  ⬅You understand my 'sorry' right?  It's pretty clear here.  Note the lack of a question mark denoting insincerity.

Posted
3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Im so triggered. Rage

 

Oh YEAH?! IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH MY ITALICIZATION...SIR!?

Posted
3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Yes I appreciate both your sincerity, and your desire to be clear and concise on the internet. xD

>.>

 

<.<

Okay.  We're okay.

Posted
1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

.......so I had a gun in my mouth the other night ya know practice 😂

Like target practice?  Just how bad is your aim, hun?

Posted
2 hours ago, nameraka said:

this is possibly the dumbest thing i've heard all day.

though it is only 7am. 

Lol I mean I am a fucking moron soooo its par for the course son

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Posted
24 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Well i get something called mania so the dispense of built up energy help balances me out

We've determined in this thread that I just suck at being virile

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Posted
1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

For me the opposite is true.

If I go too long without doing it, I become a zombie and lose interest in literally everything.

We're yin and yang bro

Posted
18 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Oh yeah..lots of bipolar folks are hypersexual so i dont kno nothing bout that lol

yeah until they get depressed 

then they don't get out of bed for 4 months

Posted
2 hours ago, Phillies said:

yeah until they get depressed 

then they don't get out of bed for 4 months

Well its summer so most people are fucking like bunnies. My fetlife is blowing up lately

Posted
35 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

i barely cum once a week so i get you

Finally someone who isn't constantly fucking lol apparently everyone here stays busting nuts all the damn time.

Posted
1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Finally someone who isn't constantly fucking lol apparently everyone here stays busting nuts all the damn time.

i think the last time i had sex was like idk maybe 7 months ago?

having a good nap > having a good fuck

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