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1. i dont have to learn another language

2. white boys everywheres

3. i can drive to foreign countries

4. the people are hilarious

5. probably get better govt benefits

6. probably get better healthcare

7. probably have been employment benefits, too

8. the weather wont be like living in the devil's buttcrack

Posted
32 minutes ago, Poof said:

Bland food

i will import spices from amazon 

theres a joke about british people going all over the world conquering foreign countries for  their spices and not bringing any back home

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Posted
4 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

Because you’re gonna have keys in your pocket and some cop in a silly hat is gonna blow his whistle and ask if you have a key license 

wuh

Posted
12 minutes ago, Poof said:

you'll miss the sun eventually

i bet they treat their old people better tho... and i have a feeling ill need a lot of help when im older with my memory going to shit like it is

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

Because you’re gonna have keys in your pocket and some cop in a silly hat is gonna blow his whistle and ask if you have a key license 

You'll have to frisk me first officer

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

They wouldn't accept you.

They have actual immigration laws which they enforce.

 

Shut up cocksucker

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Posted
1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said:

Doesn't the UK have that stupid porn filter thing?

That's a pretty decent reason not to go there.

Oh yea they did do that didn't they?

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1. you have to buy an annual license for your TV (nearly $200).

2. The British programming you see stateside is the creme de la creme of their broadcasting.  I watched an interview with some Brit who said that the majority of their programming is pretty insipid.  (unless it's time for the penguin on your television set to explode)

3. https://www.forbes.com/sites/sallypipes/2019/04/01/britains-version-of-medicare-for-all-is-collapsing/#13c48b8b36b8

4. There is no #4.

5. Closer to that terrorism crap.

 

Posted
11 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

1. i dont have to learn another language Shut it, ya spoiled eggplant. They'll lift your fat fanny into a lorrie to get sectioned.

2. white boys everywheres Can't argue with this.

3. i can drive to foreign countries Only to Scotland, in the north. It's a fucking ISLAND, ya fucking daft bat.

4. the people are hilarious Some of them.

5. probably get better govt benefits No more than you'd get here.

6. probably get better healthcare Since they aren't part of the EU anymore......nope.

7. probably have been employment benefits, too A little bit

8. the weather wont be like living in the devil's buttcrack You'll miss the sun soon enough.

You need to do some mandatory reading.

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