Distortedreasoning Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Poof said: thats what I took when i needed to make money i dont have any of that stuff off hand. besides the viagra sounds like a very bad idea to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: i dont have any of that stuff off hand. besides the viagra sounds like a very bad idea to me. depends on what kind of performance your job requires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: depends on what kind of performance your job requires thats true. so far none of my jobs have ever required me to et horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 im in my i want to die mood 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: thats true. so far none of my jobs have ever required me to et horny. you never know when a cock up will save the day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: im in my i want to die mood no what happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Poof said: Ask and ye shall receive Hide contents That thing looks huge here, lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 32 minutes ago, pail said: Drink up. I'm sure that'll mix well with all your hormone replacement therapy. Pop a few xannies for good measure. How furiously are you jerking it to poof's dick bucket? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Poof said: no what happen? nothing specific it happens every now and again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Just now, Juice McKenzie said: nothing specific it happens every now and again I'm just being a little bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, bnmjy said: That thing looks huge here, lol it's an illusion. i'm not even as big as ppl think at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: I'm just being a little bitch no it's ok. i'm just too drunk and tired to say anything good. I'm sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 43 minutes ago, pail said: Drink up. I'm sure that'll mix well with all your hormone replacement therapy. Pop a few xannies for good measure. He has risen again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Poof said: it's an illusion. i'm not even as big as ppl think at all I mean, I'd jerk you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 52 minutes ago, Poof said: I'm running outta booze and I dunno if I'm done. I'm kinda tired but I feel like I need to find some meaning You don't have to be done, it's still early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Poof said: it's an illusion. i'm not even as big as ppl think at all Nah, you definitely bigger than most men. If you're bored, post it somewhere like the bodybuilding forums and intensify insecurities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 Just now, scoobdog said: You don't have to be done, it's still early. I made it an hour since posting that. I'm so tired 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Poof said: it's an illusion. i'm not even as big as ppl think at all I'm jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Nah, you definitely bigger than most men. If you're bored, post it somewhere like the bodybuilding forums and intensify insecurities. i didn't ask for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I'm jealous. it's nothing but bothersome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Did you ever know the bad party drunk who likes to ask people to headbutt? I know one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Poof said: Hey girl how you doin? ... I mean what? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Poof said: Goddamn, those nips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Goddamn, those nips... I think they're pasties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 How ya feeling today? Should I bring you some Gatorade? 😎 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: How ya feeling today? Should I bring you some Gatorade? 😎 I drank a lot of water before commencing drankage and my sleep wasn't interrupted by anything. I actually feel pretty good. Plus I've heard cider doesn't give you bad hangovers too which I think may be accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, Poof said: I drank a lot of water before commencing drankage and my sleep wasn't interrupted by anything. I actually feel pretty good. Plus I've heard cider doesn't give you bad hangovers too which I think may be accurate. Yeah, I’ve heard that about cider too. I can’t drink now due to health reasons but I used to drink Angry Orchard and it never made me feel sick or hung over like other alcoholic beverages. Then again, I was always a lightweight and never drank too many bottles. Glad you’re feeling okay and that you had a fun night! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 19 hours ago, Poof said: Ask and ye shall receive Reveal hidden contents The only thing wrong with this picture is there needs to be a pair of black lacy panties wrapped around said object of desire. 😉☺️😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: The only thing wrong with this picture is there needs to be a pair of black lacy panties wrapped around said object of desire. 😉☺️😜 Yea apologies for the lousy victoria secret panties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Poof said: Yea apologies for the lousy victoria secret panties No worries! I wear lousy Walmart panties and/boxers. 😎 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: No worries! I wear lousy Walmart panties and/boxers. 😎 Nothing wrong with that. I have a few walmart fashionables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Nothing wrong with that. I have a few walmart fashionables. All of my clothes come from Walmart and thrift stores. I’m pretty butch but I like girlie bras. Walmart has inexpensive girlie bras that are strong enough to hold up these two large boulders! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: All of my clothes come from Walmart and thrift stores. I’m pretty butch but I like girlie bras. Walmart has inexpensive girlie bras that are strong enough to hold up these two large boulders! Lol I wish I had to worry about that when selecting bras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 13 minutes ago, Poof said: I wish I had to worry about that when selecting bras Buying bras sucks! I could spend that money on video games and stuff! Lol I wish I could have my boobs ripped out like I did my lady bits! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 47 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: Buying bras sucks! I could spend that money on video games and stuff! Lol I wish I could have my boobs ripped out like I did my lady bits! You're cool even without your lady bits. And even if you hate them I'm very jealous of your big boobers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 All this talk of boobs has me intrigued and desiring to see boobs. Boobs. BOOBS NAO PLZKTHX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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