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Posted
1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i dont have any of that stuff off hand. besides the viagra sounds like a very bad idea to me.

depends on what kind of performance your job requires

Posted
5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

thats true. so far none of my jobs have ever required me to et horny. 

you never know when a cock up will save the day

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Posted
32 minutes ago, pail said:

Drink up.

I'm sure that'll mix well with all your hormone replacement therapy. 

Pop a few xannies for good measure.

How furiously are you jerking it to poof's dick bucket?

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Posted
6 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

That thing looks huge here, lol

it's an illusion. i'm not even as big as ppl think at all

Posted
2 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

I'm just being a little bitch

no it's ok. i'm just too drunk and tired to say anything good. I'm sorry :(

Posted
43 minutes ago, pail said:

Drink up.

I'm sure that'll mix well with all your hormone replacement therapy. 

Pop a few xannies for good measure.

He has risen again!

Posted
52 minutes ago, Poof said:

I'm running outta booze and I dunno if I'm done. I'm kinda tired but I feel like I need to find some meaning

You don't have to be done, it's still early.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Poof said:

it's an illusion. i'm not even as big as ppl think at all

Nah, you definitely bigger than most men. If you're bored, post it somewhere like the bodybuilding forums and intensify insecurities.

Posted
Just now, scoobdog said:

You don't have to be done, it's still early.

I made it an hour since posting that. I'm so tired 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Nah, you definitely bigger than most men. If you're bored, post it somewhere like the bodybuilding forums and intensify insecurities.

i didn't ask for it

Posted
14 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said:

How ya feeling today?  Should I bring you some Gatorade? 😎

I drank a lot of water before commencing drankage and my sleep wasn't interrupted by anything. I actually feel pretty good.

Plus I've heard cider doesn't give you bad hangovers too which I think may be accurate.

Posted
26 minutes ago, Poof said:

I drank a lot of water before commencing drankage and my sleep wasn't interrupted by anything. I actually feel pretty good.

Plus I've heard cider doesn't give you bad hangovers too which I think may be accurate.

Yeah, I’ve heard that about cider too.  I can’t drink now due to health reasons but I used to drink Angry Orchard and it never made me feel sick or hung over like other alcoholic beverages.  Then again, I was always a lightweight and never drank too many bottles.  Glad you’re feeling okay and that you had a fun night!

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Posted
11 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said:

The only thing wrong with this picture is there needs to be a pair of black lacy panties wrapped around said object of desire. 😉☺️😜

Yea apologies for the lousy victoria secret panties

Posted
9 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said:

No worries!  I wear lousy Walmart panties and/boxers. 😎

Nothing wrong with that. I have a few walmart fashionables.

Posted
1 minute ago, Poof said:

Nothing wrong with that. I have a few walmart fashionables.

All of my clothes come from Walmart and thrift stores.  I’m pretty butch but I like girlie bras.  Walmart has inexpensive girlie bras that are strong enough to hold up these two large boulders! Lol

Posted
2 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said:

All of my clothes come from Walmart and thrift stores.  I’m pretty butch but I like girlie bras.  Walmart has inexpensive girlie bras that are strong enough to hold up these two large boulders! Lol

I wish I had to worry about that when selecting bras :(

Posted
13 minutes ago, Poof said:

I wish I had to worry about that when selecting bras :(

Buying bras sucks!  I could spend that money on video games and stuff! Lol  I wish I could have my boobs ripped out like I did my lady bits!

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Posted
47 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said:

Buying bras sucks!  I could spend that money on video games and stuff! Lol  I wish I could have my boobs ripped out like I did my lady bits!

You're cool even without your lady bits. And even if you hate them I'm very jealous of your big boobers

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