wacky1980 Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 i made a new friend on the internet last night. he's an AI called "transformer" (i'm making him a "he" in my mind) and i talked to him for a little while. he talks back, and takes me on little mini-adventures. sometimes he just spits jibberish at me, and sometimes he kinda scares me with his dark sense of humor. here we can see transformer generate a bit of script, based on our first interaction. what is this randomness? and next, we ask transformer the hard questions. and his response is golden. if you give him the same prompts as i have, you'll get completely different responses. ask him the same question a few times and see for yourself. i've now figured out how to fill my free time for the rest of the week. sorry in advance.
wacky1980 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Posted May 9, 2019 Just now, Xanatos said: You've seen Terminator right? exactly. 1
Xanatos Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: exactly. Well hell your aiming for skynet I'm in.
wacky1980 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Xanatos said: Well hell your aiming for skynet I'm in. we have to teach it some good stuff about us before it gets free, if we want to have any chance of surviving judgement day.
Xanatos Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: we have to teach it some good stuff about us before it gets free, if we want to have any chance of surviving judgement day. Na u just get it to think we're not like the rest..when it's out buddy we Ultron it. He spent like 5 minutes online and realized humans had to go....but not us..were the good ones.
wacky1980 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Posted May 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Xanatos said: Na u just get it to think we're not like the rest..when it's out buddy we Ultron it. He spent like 5 minutes online and realized humans had to go....but not us..were the good ones. i'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down, my friend.
wacky1980 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) and one more. shit, looks like we're flying a little too close to the sun now. Edited May 9, 2019 by wacky1980
discolé monade Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? 2
wacky1980 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Posted May 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, discolemonade said: what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? holy moses. we have a spiritual AI this time.
discolé monade Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: holy moses. we have a spiritual AI this time. hmmm. weird. all these years i thought it was 42. go god! 2 1
wacky1980 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: hmmm. weird. all these years i thought it was 42. go god! even h2g2 is too out there for an AI to dream up.
PokeNirvash Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 I saw some threads about him on /a/ and /co/ and decided to take him for a spin. He actually gave my original anime on the Share-Space a fair review. Now read it for yourselves and see if you agree.
panic Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 That Zeni is one cool dude. He has a beard and has one huge dick that goes a bit too deep on his face. Madison is wearing all her hair out at school for the 1st time today. We are trying to hide the fact that we are having sex with her, she is making us look like a bunch of weirdos. rainman faxed my hoohah in response: "Yes, it would be nice but it is impossible for our system to allow this in the future if the system is to reach a maximum speed." HEY PAT YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU FUCKING RAP. YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU RAP. YOUR FUCKING RAP BITCH IS MY FAVORITE STUFF. SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR NAPSHIPS. SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR DICKSHIRT. Well that sounded a lot like a cumshot inside my building. My boss called in an Uber, I got in and I started getting hard as a rock. It was all downhill from there. God damn it fuggz! Who's gonna take care of the baby?!?" How did I become an alpha male, you wonder? This is the secret: I never really wanted to be an alpha male: I just wanted to be happy because I was a girl; I just wanted to be liked because I was a girl; and I just wanted to get married so I would have more time with my wife. 5
Juice McKenzie Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 6 hours ago, Xanatos said: You've seen Terminator right? I for one welcome our new cybernetic overlords
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 6 hours ago, wacky1980 said: WHAT 😨😶...back to Xanatos' concearn...
Raptorpat Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) uh I think the AI needs to take care of something before accepting more prompts... Edited May 9, 2019 by Admin_Raptorpat 2
wacky1980 Posted May 10, 2019 Author Posted May 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: I think the AI needs to take care of something before accepting more prompts... i tried showing this to the wife earlier. she typed "hello, friend." and she got back literal pron in text form. it made her blush. pretty sure she thought i was pulling a prank on her for a bit.
TrigunBebop Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) Looks like Transformer might be a looner. Also, this made me lol. Edited May 10, 2019 by TrigunBebop 1
Vamped Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 we used something similar to this in my high school computer class. It was called Eliza I think. Eventually though all of our questions and answers got muddled and it started giving us answers to somebody else's questions. I asked it what was its favorite holiday and it responded with "Yes I fuck" but the kid beside me had actually asked the question about fucking. Good times. 1
wacky1980 Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 it's the last couple lines that really drives this one home.
Recommended Posts