Skiles Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Hot, bitter, and from a third-world country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Alma is in a painting phase, and the people she paints are all the color of mold, look like they've just been dredged from the bottom of a lake. Her last painting was of you, slouching against the front door: only your frowning I-had-a-lousy-Third-World-childhood-and-all-I-got-was-this-attitude eyes recognizable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I like my women like I like my coffee... With lots of milk.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I like my coffee like I like my jokes about how I like my coffee, I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I half expected it to be... i like my women like I like my coffee hot bitter and in the fucking kitchen where she belongs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I want there to be a national ban on coffee and see how that fucks this country up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I was once working next to a young black woman and this old fart told her that he likes his americanos black, just like his women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share Posted May 17, 2019 6 hours ago, scoobdog said: I like my women like I like my coffee... With lots of milk.... Someone's been lurking on page 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 big and black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 i would've guessed that you didn't like coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share Posted May 18, 2019 19 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: i would've guessed that you didn't like coffee I like it sometimes. With lots of creamer, and a donut to dip it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 I like my balloons like I like my women. Full of hot air and ready to bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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