nameraka Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 I want to start prepping to shit all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 memorial day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 Damn. I'm a cold sob and all, but not that cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 the 4th...I dunno...All holidays seem to fall on Mondays and I don't even get the extra day off so IDGAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, discolemonade said: memorial day. That's another one of those monday off fucks isn't it....Fuck that day. It's not veteran's day so I stand by it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, nameraka said: I want to start prepping to shit all over it. mother's day is in like 3 weeks. would you shit on your mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: mother's day is in like 3 weeks. would you shit on your mother? That's kind of a personal question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, nameraka said: That's kind of a personal question. yes. yes it is. so would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: mother's day is in like 3 weeks. would you shit on your mother? FUCK...Thanks Wacko....I mean legitimately thanks. I'm going home for my sister's wedding on may 25th (leaving the 22nd to go) but if Mother's day comes before that I will need to prep.....Even though she includes my December BDay with Christmas, I better not fuck with Mother's day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, wacky1980 said: yes. yes it is. so would you? Is there alcohol involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, CryingFreeman said: FUCK...Thanks Wacko....I mean legitimately thanks. I'm going home for my sister's wedding on may 25th (leaving the 22nd to go) but if Mother's day comes before that I will need to prep.....Even though she includes my December BDay with Christmas, I better not fuck with Mother's day. 5/12 write that shit down. do not fuck with the mother's day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 is it mum's day? hmmm. i forgot. but see, those 'holiday's are 'consumer related' to sell cards and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, nameraka said: Is there alcohol involved? the answer to this question is always yes. what the fuck, man. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 also...for those that like to buy cut flowers. don't. get her a lovely plant, with a beautiful larger planter. that's way better, than some dead flowers in a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: also...for those that like to buy cut flowers. don't. get her a lovely plant, with a beautiful larger planter. that's way better, than some dead flowers in a week. aztec healing clay, potted plants, and whatever the kiddos pick out. every year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, discolemonade said: also...for those that like to buy cut flowers. don't. get her a lovely plant, with a beautiful larger planter. that's way better, than some dead flowers in a week. I feel like this is a hint. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: also...for those that like to buy cut flowers. don't. get her a lovely plant, with a beautiful larger planter. that's way better, than some dead flowers in a week. MY mom doesn't want flowers....She wants food....I send her a card with Chili's gift cards (she likes it and I don't argue) But no....Plants of any kind is a nono....My mother killed a presumably 200 year old pecan tree in my grand mother's yard.....I was a child, so I don't know how true this is, or if it's even possible....But it's one of those stories, ya know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: I feel like this is a hint. oh...i want plants... just not the kind you pick up at davis' feed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: oh...i want plants... just not the kind you pick up at davis' feed. you strike me as the succulent type. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, CryingFreeman said: MY mom doesn't want flowers....She wants food....I send her a card with Chili's gift cards (she likes it and I don't argue) But no....Plants of any kind is a nono....My mother killed a presumably 200 year old pecan tree in my grand mother's yard.....I was a child, so I don't know how true this is, or if it's even possible....But it's one of those stories, ya know. well...if she likes the gift card...then that's all the matters. and, i got blamed for all kinds of shit growing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: oh...i want plants... just not the kind you pick up at davis' feed. I'll call the doctor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, wacky1980 said: you strike me as the succulent type. i love all the plants. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: you strike me as the succulent type. is kush a succulent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: you strike me as the succulent type. She suc...oh wait. Yes. She likes aloe plants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 ITT: Nameraka done fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: i love all the plants. my wife was not good with potted plants until after we got married. she'd plant annuals outside every spring, and that just burned my ass. why not plant perennials? buy them once, enjoy them every year? or put that shit in pots and bring it inside in the winter (we're zone 5b so pretty much everything dies in the winter). now we have a couple dozen pots that come in every winter and go back out every spring, plus flower beds full of either returning plants or plants that seed out for re-use every year. makes this former farmer happy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, discolemonade said: is kush a succulent? it's succin' sweet, that's all i know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, wacky1980 said: my wife was not good with potted plants until after we got married. she'd plant annuals outside every spring, and that just burned my ass. why not plant perennials? buy them once, enjoy them every year? or put that shit in pots and bring it inside in the winter (we're zone 5b so pretty much everything dies in the winter). now we have a couple dozen pots that come in every winter and go back out every spring, plus flower beds full of either returning plants or plants that seed out for re-use every year. makes this former farmer happy. i don't know what i'm going to do this winter. i have a shit ton of annuals in pots, but no where to put themi i'll bring most in this year...but, sure wish i had a greenhouse. >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: it's succin' sweet, that's all i know. amen, brotha'. amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: sure wish i had a greenhouse. >.> mid. my man. your mother's day gift hunt is over. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: mid. my man. your mother's day gift hunt is over. I can rig something up. My uncle next door has made several. Nothing but plastic and some 2X4's. I think we have enough material laying around here to maybe throw one up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Festivus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, nameraka said: I want to start prepping to shit all over it. NVM, someone already mentioned Mother's Day Edited April 22, 2019 by molarbear I just woke up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 59 minutes ago, midnight said: I can rig something up. My uncle next door has made several. Nothing but plastic and some 2X4's. I think we have enough material laying around here to maybe throw one up. toss a little wood burning stove in there, and you got yourself a year-round greenhouse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Buy TrigunBebop A Bag Of Balloons Day. It's every day between now and the end of time. >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Beltane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, stilgar said: Beltane. may day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Cinco de Mayo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 5 hours ago, discolemonade said: is it mum's day? hmmm. i forgot. but see, those 'holiday's are 'consumer related' to sell cards and shit. My mom cries and gets upset and throws a tantrum so im always sendinf a mass text a week or two before to remind her babies. Do so for her birthday too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: may day. That is what I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Orthodox Easter April, 28th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 23, 2019 Author Share Posted April 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Orthodox Easter April, 28th i have a hard time shitting on the orthodox. i mean, at least they're sensible enough to let their priests be married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, nameraka said: i have a hard time shitting on the orthodox. i mean, at least they're sensible enough to let their priests be married. Glad to hear it. How could anyone say anything bad about a religion that could stick an "onion dome" on a "double-wide"? Edited April 23, 2019 by tsar4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 20 hours ago, Kudasai said: Festivus Just a couple nights ago I was watching a shit ton of clips on youtube of interviews with the cast and crew of Seinfeld, and Festivus was a holiday actually created by the father of one of the show's writers. The writer was telling Larry David about it, and Larry was like, "make that into a show." The writer actually had no intention of putting it in the show before that. Though the show embellished some of it. The real life Festivus did not have a pole. That was all the interview said. I am really curious if the real life Festivus had The Feats of Strength or The Airing of Grievances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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