midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 and now I am forced to see people's ugly feet when I go out in public. I hate spring. I hate summer. And I hate feet. Cover them up. I do not want to see them. If anything gives me nausea faster than eggs, it's feet.
garbagepailcat Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 @discolemonade make this man suck your pretty toes 5
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 9:57 PM, garbagepailcat said: @discolemonade make this man suck your pretty toes Expand Her's are the only ones I can tolerate. Her feet are pretty. I'm sure there are lots of women with pretty feet, but I kind of have developed a phobia, and for whatever weird reason, I have to look at everyone's when I am out, and get grossed out. It's like a wreck. I can't look away because of the morbid curiosity. It seems like the people with the most jacked up feet, are the first ones to grab those flip flops and head out in public. 1 1
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:05 PM, stilgar said: It ended? Expand I wish it would end forever.
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:06 PM, QueenoftheDorks said: You look at people's feet? Expand I have to. It is a fear I am trying to conquer, but it is not working. I thought if I just looked, I could get over this weird phobia, but it has not worked. I only have two phobias and they are not very common. Fear of feet, and fear of eggs.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:08 PM, midnight said: I have to. It is a fear I am trying to conquer, but it is not working. I thought if I just looked, I could get over this weird phobia, but it has not worked. I only have two phobias and they are not very common. Fear of feet, and fear of eggs. Expand You're not going to get over it just by glancing. You're gonna have to outright stare at people's feet. Have disco tell your friends about your phobia and how you're trying to conquer it and ask if you can just stare at their feet so it doesn't seem creepy. 1 1
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:22 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You're not going to get over it just by glancing. You're gonna have to outright stare at people's feet. Have disco tell your friends about your phobia and how you're trying to conquer it and ask if you can just stare at their feet so it doesn't seem creepy. Expand Nah man. I don't think I could stomach that. It's all feet too. Men, women, animals, I can't stand them. I am literally only barefooted when I'm in the shower. I always have socks on. Always.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:25 PM, midnight said: Nah man. I don't think I could stomach that. It's all feet too. Men, women, animals, I can't stand them. I am literally only barefooted when I'm in the shower. I always have socks on. Always. Expand That's the whole point of immersion therapy, you do something you can't stomach until you CAN stomach it. 1 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:25 PM, midnight said: Nah man. I don't think I could stomach that. It's all feet too. Men, women, animals, I can't stand them. I am literally only barefooted when I'm in the shower. I always have socks on. Always. Expand Lol, wasn't gonna comment on this, but I was shocked when Boo touched my feet with her hands. I give her footrubs and call her stupid. She loves her footrubs. I just don't understand revulsion by a human body. The mind creating it sits in one. We've all had horrifying diarrhea and washed shit off our hands. There's an entire ecosystem on our bodies. My feet are less gross than a door handle, but my feet are kinda pretty for a dude.
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:42 PM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Lol, wasn't gonna comment on this, but I was shocked when Boo touched my feet with her hands. I give her footrubs and call her stupid. She loves her footrubs. I just don't understand revulsion by a human body. The mind creating it sits in one. We've all had horrifying diarrhea and washed shit off our hands. There's an entire ecosystem on our bodies. My feet are less gross than a door handle, but my feet are kinda pretty for a dude. Expand Why do you call her stupid?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:54 PM, midnight said: Why do you call her stupid? Expand Because she's weird about human body functions and traverses one across the land.
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:58 PM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Because she's weird about human body functions and traverses one across the land. Expand I wish you had trusted your instincts and not commented. Again, after the word stupid, I read no further. Two sentence rule and all.
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 You hate summer and spring? Fucks wrong with you?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 11:01 PM, midnight said: I wish you had trusted your instincts and not commented. Again, after the word stupid, I read no further. Two sentence rule and all. Expand I wish you didn't kneel before your wife and show up, your mind is a pile of garbage.
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 11:05 PM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I wish you didn't kneel before your wife and show up, your mind is a pile of garbage. Expand Huh?
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 11:02 PM, That_One_Guy said: You hate summer and spring? Fucks wrong with you? Expand I'm in Georgia man. It's hot as fuck and humid as hell. Gnats and mosquito's. The hell is there to like about any of that?
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 11:47 PM, stilgar said: You just aren't smart enough to get it mid. Expand Apparently not. That first half of the comment....no clue. Something along the lines of windmill cancer for all I know.
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 11:48 PM, midnight said: I'm in Georgia man. It's hot as fuck and humid as hell. Gnats and mosquito's. The hell is there to like about any of that? Expand I'm from mobile Alabama lol I know humid. I'll take sweaty ass over cold any day of the week and twice on Sunday, you jawja peach
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 11:50 PM, That_One_Guy said: I'm from mobile Alabama lol I know humid. I'll take sweaty ass over cold any day of the week and twice on Sunday, you jawja peach Expand Haha. Well you know it don't even get cold down here. So, I can't knock the winter until I actually experience one. It could be worse. I could have moved to Georgia and have to get used to this shit we call weather. At least I'm used to it being shit. Right now, I'd just love to get a couple of days of rain.
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 11:53 PM, midnight said: Haha. Well you know it don't even get cold down here. So, I can't knock the winter until I actually experience one. It could be worse. I could have moved to Georgia and have to get used to this shit we call weather. At least I'm used to it being shit. Right now, I'd just love to get a couple of days of rain. Expand That's the problem with you jawjans. Ain't got a pot to piss in or a winder to throw it out 2
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:00 AM, That_One_Guy said: That's the problem with you jawjans. Ain't got a pot to piss in or a winder to throw it out Expand We don't know shit from Shinola. 2
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:00 AM, midnight said: We don't know shit from Shinola. Expand Y'all don't know whether you're powder burnt or snake bit 2
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:22 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You're not going to get over it just by glancing. You're gonna have to outright stare at people's feet. Have disco tell your friends about your phobia and how you're trying to conquer it and ask if you can just stare at their feet so it doesn't seem creepy. Expand Shit I don't know I try staring at black widow photos a lot, and it doesn't help my shit.. I don't consider it a phobia it's just ptsd from getting bit by one that sometimes triggers things worse than someone with a bad case of arachnophobia goes through. Flashbacks, skinbugs..paranoa etc. A lot of times it's not even fear I'll just like zone out completely when I see a spider. It wouldn't even be bad, but I used to be pretty into spiders. It's hard for me to even hold a cute little jumping spider now without freakin out.
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:03 AM, That_One_Guy said: Y'all don't know whether you're powder burnt or snake bit Expand Stomped a mud hole in his ass and walked it dry. 2
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:06 AM, midnight said: Stomped a mud hole in his ass and walked it dry. Expand Boy you maddr than a wet hen 2
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:09 AM, That_One_Guy said: Boy you maddr than a wet hen Expand You got a purdy mouff boy. 2
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:11 AM, midnight said: You got a purdy mouff boy. Expand mAh saster is mAh mawma 2
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:12 AM, That_One_Guy said: mAh saster is mAh mawma Expand Mama told me I'm a good kisser. 1
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:12 AM, midnight said: Mama told me I'm a good kisser. Expand Neither of us are from Tennessee so these are just jokes 1
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:14 AM, Still Me said: It’s been in the low 50s today Expand Well, I'll send you a cookie then. Mrs.Texas and it's cold.
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:15 AM, That_One_Guy said: Neither of us are from Tennessee so these are just jokes Expand Truth. 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) I can't do flip flops unless I'm at home anyway. I hate the sound they make more than anything. I prefer fluffy house-shoes. I have some fluffy deadpool houseshoes I wear right now. Edited April 12, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:19 AM, PhilosipherStoned said: I can't do flip flops unless I'm at home anyway. I hate the sound they make more than anything. I prefer fluffy house-shoes. I have some fluffy deadpool houseshoes I wear right now. Expand I wear Crocs to do outside shit in, like yard work. Then I wash them and wear them as house shoes. It's all I wear around the house. Of course, with socks. When I go out, it's New Balance sneakers. New Balance are comfortable as hell, and they actually make them in my size and width.
Still Me Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:16 AM, midnight said: Well, I'll send you a cookie then. Mrs.Texas and it's cold. Expand Oh no I never said it was cold...that NY spring weather...
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:24 AM, Still Me said: Oh no I never said it was cold...that NY spring weather... Expand 50's is cold as hell here yo.
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 Eh I've never worn crocs, I prefer just shoes or some sort of boot for outdoors though. Theyre good for beaches or fishing/boating maybe, but I've never felt the need to own a pair of crocs.
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:31 AM, PhilosipherStoned said: Eh I've never worn crocs, I prefer just shoes or some sort of boot for outdoors though. Theyre good for beaches or fishing/boating maybe, but I've never felt the need to own a pair of crocs. Expand They're surprisingly comfortable. 1
Still Me Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:26 AM, midnight said: 50's is cold as hell here yo. Expand I’m used to colder
Vamped Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:15 AM, That_One_Guy said: Neither of us are from Tennessee so these are just jokes Expand ..... what the fuck man?! As a Tennessean, I feel personally attacked. Im writting a letter to my racist senator as we speak. 1 2
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:38 AM, Still Me said: I’m used to colder Expand It doesn't get much lower than the 50's, maybe in the 40's, in the morning time, in dead ass winter here.
Vamped Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 I dont really like other peoples feet either but Im cool as long as they dont touch me with them. I also dont like people touching my feet. I could really go for a pedicure and a foot massage right now ... but I feel weird having someone's hands on my feet. 2
Vamped Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:31 AM, PhilosipherStoned said: Eh I've never worn crocs, I prefer just shoes or some sort of boot for outdoors though. Theyre good for beaches or fishing/boating maybe, but I've never felt the need to own a pair of crocs. Expand I bought a pair when I was recovering from spraining both my ankles. They felt good but now I only wear them to take out the trash
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:38 AM, Vamped said: ..... what the fuck man?! As a Tennessean, I feel personally attacked. Im writting a letter to my racist senator as we speak. Expand Look I'm just saying there's all those mountains and not a lot to do
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 I need to try them out I guess if they're really that comfortable.
midnight Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 12:41 AM, Vamped said: I dont really like other peoples feet either but Im cool as long as they dont touch me with them. I also dont like people touching my feet. I could really go for a pedicure and a foot massage right now ... but I feel weird having someone's hands on my feet. Expand We just became best friends. 1
Sandstone Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 You could move to Minnesota, they're having a blizzard right now.
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