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midnight Freakin Mutant

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and now I am forced to see people's ugly feet when I go out in public. 

I hate spring.

I hate summer.

And I hate feet.

Cover them up. I do not want to see them. 

If anything gives me nausea faster than eggs, it's feet. 

midnight Freakin Mutant

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4 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said:

@discolemonade make this man suck your pretty toes

Her's are the only ones I can tolerate. Her feet are pretty. 

I'm sure there are lots of women with pretty feet, but I kind of have developed a phobia, and for whatever weird reason, I have to look at everyone's when I am out, and get grossed out. It's like a wreck. I can't look away because of the morbid curiosity. It seems like the people with the most jacked up feet, are the first ones to grab those flip flops and head out in public. 

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midnight Freakin Mutant

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1 minute ago, QueenoftheDorks said:

You look at people's feet?

I have to. It is a fear I am trying to conquer, but it is not working. I thought if I just looked, I could get over this weird phobia, but it has not worked. 

I only have two phobias and they are not very common. Fear of feet, and fear of eggs. 

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12 minutes ago, midnight said:

I have to. It is a fear I am trying to conquer, but it is not working. I thought if I just looked, I could get over this weird phobia, but it has not worked. 

I only have two phobias and they are not very common. Fear of feet, and fear of eggs. 

You're not going to get over it just by glancing. You're gonna have to outright stare at people's feet. Have disco tell your friends about your phobia and how you're trying to conquer it and ask if you can just stare at their feet so it doesn't seem creepy.

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midnight Freakin Mutant

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You're not going to get over it just by glancing. You're gonna have to outright stare at people's feet. Have disco tell your friends about your phobia and how you're trying to conquer it and ask if you can just stare at their feet so it doesn't seem creepy.

Nah man. I don't think I could stomach that. It's all feet too. Men, women, animals, I can't stand them. I am literally only barefooted when I'm in the shower. I always have socks on. Always. 

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

Nah man. I don't think I could stomach that. It's all feet too. Men, women, animals, I can't stand them. I am literally only barefooted when I'm in the shower. I always have socks on. Always. 

That's the whole point of immersion therapy, you do something you can't stomach until you CAN stomach it. xD

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12 minutes ago, midnight said:

Nah man. I don't think I could stomach that. It's all feet too. Men, women, animals, I can't stand them. I am literally only barefooted when I'm in the shower. I always have socks on. Always. 

Lol, wasn't gonna comment on this, but I was shocked when Boo touched my feet with her hands. I give her footrubs and call her stupid. She loves her footrubs.

I just don't understand revulsion by a human body. The mind creating it sits in one. We've all had horrifying diarrhea and washed shit off our hands. There's an entire ecosystem on our bodies. My feet are less gross than a door handle, but my feet are kinda pretty for a dude.

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9 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Lol, wasn't gonna comment on this, but I was shocked when Boo touched my feet with her hands. I give her footrubs and call her stupid. She loves her footrubs.

I just don't understand revulsion by a human body. The mind creating it sits in one. We've all had horrifying diarrhea and washed shit off our hands. There's an entire ecosystem on our bodies. My feet are less gross than a door handle, but my feet are kinda pretty for a dude.

Why do you call her stupid?

midnight Freakin Mutant

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Because she's weird about human body functions and traverses one across the land.

I wish you had trusted your instincts and not commented.

Again, after the word stupid, I read no further. Two sentence rule and all. 

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3 minutes ago, midnight said:

I wish you had trusted your instincts and not commented.

Again, after the word stupid, I read no further. Two sentence rule and all. 

I wish you didn't kneel before your wife and show up, your mind is a pile of garbage.

midnight Freakin Mutant

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45 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

You hate summer and spring? Fucks wrong with you?

I'm in Georgia man. It's hot as fuck and humid as hell. Gnats and mosquito's. The hell is there to like about any of that?

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1 minute ago, stilgar said:

You just aren't smart enough to get it mid.

Apparently not. That first half of the comment....no clue. Something along the lines of windmill cancer for all I know. 

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Just now, midnight said:

I'm in Georgia man. It's hot as fuck and humid as hell. Gnats and mosquito's. The hell is there to like about any of that?

I'm from mobile Alabama lol I know humid. I'll take sweaty ass over cold any day of the week and twice on Sunday, you jawja peach

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

I'm from mobile Alabama lol I know humid. I'll take sweaty ass over cold any day of the week and twice on Sunday, you jawja peach

Haha. Well you know it don't even get cold down here. So, I can't knock the winter until I actually experience one. It could be worse. I could have moved to Georgia and have to get used to this shit we call weather. At least I'm used to it being shit. Right now, I'd just love to get a couple of days of rain.

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6 minutes ago, midnight said:

Haha. Well you know it don't even get cold down here. So, I can't knock the winter until I actually experience one. It could be worse. I could have moved to Georgia and have to get used to this shit we call weather. At least I'm used to it being shit. Right now, I'd just love to get a couple of days of rain.

That's the problem with you jawjans. Ain't got a pot to piss in or a winder to throw it out

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midnight Freakin Mutant

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

That's the problem with you jawjans. Ain't got a pot to piss in or a winder to throw it out

We don't know shit from Shinola. 

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You're not going to get over it just by glancing. You're gonna have to outright stare at people's feet. Have disco tell your friends about your phobia and how you're trying to conquer it and ask if you can just stare at their feet so it doesn't seem creepy.

Shit I don't know I try staring at black widow photos a lot, and it doesn't help my shit.. I don't consider it a phobia it's just ptsd from getting bit by one that sometimes triggers things worse than someone with a bad case of arachnophobia goes through. Flashbacks, skinbugs..paranoa etc. A lot of times it's not even fear I'll just like zone out completely when I see a spider.

It wouldn't even be bad, but I used to be pretty into spiders. It's hard for me to even hold a cute little jumping spider now without freakin out. 

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I can't do flip flops unless I'm at home anyway. I hate the sound they make more than anything. I prefer fluffy house-shoes. I have some fluffy deadpool houseshoes I wear right now. 

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midnight Freakin Mutant

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1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I can't do flip flops unless I'm at home anyway. I hate the sound they make more than anything. I prefer fluffy house-shoes. I have some fluffy deadpool houseshoes I wear right now. 

I wear Crocs to do outside shit in, like yard work. Then I wash them and wear them as house shoes. 

It's all I wear around the house. Of course, with socks. 

When I go out, it's New Balance sneakers. New Balance are comfortable as hell, and they actually make them in my size and width.

midnight Freakin Mutant

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3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Eh I've never worn crocs, I prefer just shoes or some sort of boot for outdoors though. Theyre good for beaches or fishing/boating maybe, but I've never felt the need to own a pair of crocs. 

They're surprisingly comfortable.

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22 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Neither of us are from Tennessee so these are just jokes

..... what the fuck man?!

As a Tennessean, I feel personally attacked. Im writting a letter to my racist senator as we speak. 

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midnight Freakin Mutant

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I’m used to colder

It doesn't get much lower than the 50's, maybe in the 40's, in the morning time, in dead ass winter here.

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I dont really like other peoples feet either but Im cool as long as they dont touch me with them.  I also dont like people touching my feet. I could really go for a pedicure and a foot massage right now ... but I feel weird having someone's hands on my feet. 

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12 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Eh I've never worn crocs, I prefer just shoes or some sort of boot for outdoors though. Theyre good for beaches or fishing/boating maybe, but I've never felt the need to own a pair of crocs. 

I bought a pair when I was recovering from spraining both my ankles. They felt good but now I only wear them to take out the trash

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6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

..... what the fuck man?!

As a Tennessean, I feel personally attacked. Im writting a letter to my racist senator as we speak. 

Look I'm just saying there's all those mountains and not a lot to do

midnight Freakin Mutant

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5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I dont really like other peoples feet either but Im cool as long as they dont touch me with them.  I also dont like people touching my feet. I could really go for a pedicure and a foot massage right now ... but I feel weird having someone's hands on my feet. 

We just became best friends.

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