Skiles Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 53 minutes ago, midnight said: Nine years isn't a dry spell. That's not even a slump. That's just good old fashioned bad luck, bro. Nah, bad luck insinuates that I put forth any reasonable effort. I didn't try, I just didn't fuck anyone. If anything, it isn't so much a dry spell, as much as a semi-retirement. Heh, semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 2 hours ago, DBZ4ever said: Actually this is me. I literally work and go home. Also I'm fat, like really fat and that thing about beauty on the inside doesn't mean as much as you want it to. I fuckin love you you fat son of a bitch.....lol ❤️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I lost my card my senior year of high school.....but it had been awhile before I had sex again....it was an internal struggle of college studies...and not wanting to be some whore who turned into some assholes play thing. Typically when it comes to sex....well with people I’m not 100% comfortable with...I get that feeling like I’m just being a tramp and then they’ll talk about me....so I dunno.....anxiety? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 22 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I would slut shame you some more but there's really no point. At least I have standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: and not wanting to be some whore who turned into some assholes play thing. So basically fuggz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: At least I have standards. As do I, don't be a salty slut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: As do I, don't be a salty slut. I guess that did come off as an insult, and while usually I am, this instance wasn't intended as such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I guess that did come off as an insult, and while usually I am, this instance wasn't intended as such I didn't take it to heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: I didn't take it to heart. Nah you're too busy taking other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Nah you're too busy taking other things. *Nazi Salute* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: *Nazi Salute* As a landlord I cannot endorse such behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: As a landlord I cannot endorse such behavior. Well I mean the Nazis' first order of business was to seize a lot of privately owned land and property so I don't blame you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Sandstone said: *Nazi Salute* At this point, it wouldn't even surprise me. And before you start bitching at me, this was the joke you chose to go with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: So basically fuggz Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin.... I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I let inside my pink iron curtain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, SorceressPol said: At this point, it wouldn't even surprise me. And before you start bitching at me, this was the joke you chose to go with. It was a joke. Though I'm sure I would make one of those brown shirts very fashionable. I hear Gerbils loved fabulous men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Well I mean the Nazis' first order of business was to seize a lot of privately owned land and property so I don't blame you. So the person complaining about me acquiring a bit of land and owning it is a nazi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: So the person complaining about me acquiring a bit of land and owning it is a nazi? This is a good point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, Still Me said: Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin.... I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I let inside my pink iron curtain No I mean you have standards while fuggz does not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 If you're still a virgin, and never French kissed a pooter, then something is wrong. Fight me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: If you're still a virgin, and never French kissed a pooter, then something is wrong. Fight me. Clean or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, midnight said: If you're still a virgin, and never French kissed a pooter, then something is wrong. Fight me. I hear butthole tastes of pennies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Mr Owl said: Clean or not? I feel like there is a correct answer, but I don't feel that owls really give a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: I hear butthole tastes of pennies Hmmm. @Zenigundam, does butthole taste like pennies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: I feel like there is a correct answer, but I don't feel that owls really give a damn. You know me well but do you know which one pleases the other more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: You know me well but do you know which one pleases the other more? I'm going to go with neither. I'm going with raw ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 22 minutes ago, Still Me said: Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin.... I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I put my pink iron sausage into. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I've had enough of this thread. I'm 33 years old and I live in my mom's basement. If I wanna get a hooker all I have to do is save up a few weeks worth of allowance. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Phillies said: I've had enough of this thread. I'm 33 years old and I live in my mom's basement. If I wanna get a hooker all I have to do is save up a few weeks worth of allowance. I mean ... you could get a real cheap one for like 20 ... but you'll probably also get an std Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: I mean ... you could get a real cheap one for like 20 ... but you'll probably also get an std Twenty dollars is still a few weeks allowance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: I mean ... you could get a real cheap one for like 20 ... but you'll probably also get an std as long as its not bed bugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Twenty dollars is still a few weeks allowance. I get 40 bucks a week you jackass 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 49 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: Clean or not? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Phillies said: I get 40 bucks a week you jackass Watch your language, or I'll cut that allowance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Phillies said: as long as its not bed bugs. Bed bugs is only an itch STDs will kill you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Watch your language, or I'll cut that allowance. Too late "burp" it's now 35 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, midnight said: Watch your language, or I'll cut that allowance. Say goodbye to the coffee pot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: Too late "burp" it's now 35 going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Oh shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb.. I was going to make a furry joke, but this is borderline bestiality. I bet Nabs would help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Phillies said: going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb.. Good new is .... if you get arrested and go to jail, you'll lose your virginity in no time 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Good new is .... if you get arrested and go to jail, you'll lose your virginity in no time Dare I say it........ Probably to BBC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 plot twist fuggz is actually a vrgin, immaculate conception 2.0 and ya'll have been trashing virgin mary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Dare I say it........ Probably to BBC It all comes full circle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, DoubleDoink said: plot twist fuggz is actually a vrgin, immaculate conception 2.0 and ya'll have been trashing virgin mary That would mean Zeni is a man-whore and gets all the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: It all cums full circle. Fixed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, Phillies said: going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb.. You would be bant from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 30: never looked, never offered, mortgage, good job, 20 grand in my pocket. 31 Today: 40 grand in debt, taking care of someone else's baby. Maybe I should've just gotten a RealDoll. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 yeah, looking back it was miracle i lost mine before h.s. ended. i had crippling social anxiety, trust issues, and virtually no self esteem due to years of verbal abuse. i mean, i could barely look people in the eye. and forget about holding a conversation. but i was also a decent looking kid. and teenage girls tend to be pretty shallow, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) I always think if you are around girls enough it sort of becomes second nature. For me, I always wanted sex but the problem was there wasn't too many females I couldn't trust and be friends with let alone be a fuck buddy. Eventually I caved in, and I felt really bad about it to, but at least the experience taught me something. Not too long afterwards I was able to find a person I could not only trust and be friends with but have strong feelings for and not feel like a creep. Edited March 22, 2019 by NeurocideVibekillah word change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Fixed. My thick....meaty...... vagi-penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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