Skiles Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 53 minutes ago, midnight said: Nine years isn't a dry spell. That's not even a slump. That's just good old fashioned bad luck, bro. Nah, bad luck insinuates that I put forth any reasonable effort. I didn't try, I just didn't fuck anyone. If anything, it isn't so much a dry spell, as much as a semi-retirement. Heh, semi.
Still Me Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 2 hours ago, DBZ4ever said: Actually this is me. I literally work and go home. Also I'm fat, like really fat and that thing about beauty on the inside doesn't mean as much as you want it to. I fuckin love you you fat son of a bitch.....lol ❤️ 1
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 I lost my card my senior year of high school.....but it had been awhile before I had sex again....it was an internal struggle of college studies...and not wanting to be some whore who turned into some assholes play thing. Typically when it comes to sex....well with people I’m not 100% comfortable with...I get that feeling like I’m just being a tramp and then they’ll talk about me....so I dunno.....anxiety?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 22 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I would slut shame you some more but there's really no point. At least I have standards.
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: and not wanting to be some whore who turned into some assholes play thing. So basically fuggz
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: At least I have standards. As do I, don't be a salty slut. 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: As do I, don't be a salty slut. I guess that did come off as an insult, and while usually I am, this instance wasn't intended as such
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I guess that did come off as an insult, and while usually I am, this instance wasn't intended as such I didn't take it to heart.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: I didn't take it to heart. Nah you're too busy taking other things.
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Nah you're too busy taking other things. *Nazi Salute* 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: *Nazi Salute* As a landlord I cannot endorse such behavior.
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: As a landlord I cannot endorse such behavior. Well I mean the Nazis' first order of business was to seize a lot of privately owned land and property so I don't blame you.
DragonSinger Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Sandstone said: *Nazi Salute* At this point, it wouldn't even surprise me. And before you start bitching at me, this was the joke you chose to go with.
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: So basically fuggz Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin.... I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I let inside my pink iron curtain
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, SorceressPol said: At this point, it wouldn't even surprise me. And before you start bitching at me, this was the joke you chose to go with. It was a joke. Though I'm sure I would make one of those brown shirts very fashionable. I hear Gerbils loved fabulous men.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Well I mean the Nazis' first order of business was to seize a lot of privately owned land and property so I don't blame you. So the person complaining about me acquiring a bit of land and owning it is a nazi?
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: So the person complaining about me acquiring a bit of land and owning it is a nazi? This is a good point. 1
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, Still Me said: Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin.... I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I let inside my pink iron curtain No I mean you have standards while fuggz does not
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 If you're still a virgin, and never French kissed a pooter, then something is wrong. Fight me.
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: If you're still a virgin, and never French kissed a pooter, then something is wrong. Fight me. Clean or not?
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, midnight said: If you're still a virgin, and never French kissed a pooter, then something is wrong. Fight me. I hear butthole tastes of pennies
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Mr Owl said: Clean or not? I feel like there is a correct answer, but I don't feel that owls really give a damn.
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: I hear butthole tastes of pennies Hmmm. @Zenigundam, does butthole taste like pennies? 2
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: I feel like there is a correct answer, but I don't feel that owls really give a damn. You know me well but do you know which one pleases the other more?
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: You know me well but do you know which one pleases the other more? I'm going to go with neither. I'm going with raw ass.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 22 minutes ago, Still Me said: Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin.... I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I put my pink iron sausage into. Fixed.
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 I've had enough of this thread. I'm 33 years old and I live in my mom's basement. If I wanna get a hooker all I have to do is save up a few weeks worth of allowance. 3
Vamped Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Phillies said: I've had enough of this thread. I'm 33 years old and I live in my mom's basement. If I wanna get a hooker all I have to do is save up a few weeks worth of allowance. I mean ... you could get a real cheap one for like 20 ... but you'll probably also get an std
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: I mean ... you could get a real cheap one for like 20 ... but you'll probably also get an std Twenty dollars is still a few weeks allowance. 1
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: I mean ... you could get a real cheap one for like 20 ... but you'll probably also get an std as long as its not bed bugs.
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Twenty dollars is still a few weeks allowance. I get 40 bucks a week you jackass 2
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Phillies said: I get 40 bucks a week you jackass Watch your language, or I'll cut that allowance.
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Phillies said: as long as its not bed bugs. Bed bugs is only an itch STDs will kill you
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Watch your language, or I'll cut that allowance. Too late "burp" it's now 35 1 1
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, midnight said: Watch your language, or I'll cut that allowance. Say goodbye to the coffee pot 1
Phillies Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: Too late "burp" it's now 35 going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb..
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb.. I was going to make a furry joke, but this is borderline bestiality. I bet Nabs would help you.
Vamped Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Phillies said: going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb.. Good new is .... if you get arrested and go to jail, you'll lose your virginity in no time 2
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Good new is .... if you get arrested and go to jail, you'll lose your virginity in no time Dare I say it........ Probably to BBC 2
Age of S'jet Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 plot twist fuggz is actually a vrgin, immaculate conception 2.0 and ya'll have been trashing virgin mary
Vamped Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Dare I say it........ Probably to BBC It all comes full circle. 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, DoubleDoink said: plot twist fuggz is actually a vrgin, immaculate conception 2.0 and ya'll have been trashing virgin mary That would mean Zeni is a man-whore and gets all the ladies.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: It all cums full circle. Fixed 1
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, Phillies said: going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb.. You would be bant from here
panic Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 30: never looked, never offered, mortgage, good job, 20 grand in my pocket. 31 Today: 40 grand in debt, taking care of someone else's baby. Maybe I should've just gotten a RealDoll. 1 2
nameraka Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 yeah, looking back it was miracle i lost mine before h.s. ended. i had crippling social anxiety, trust issues, and virtually no self esteem due to years of verbal abuse. i mean, i could barely look people in the eye. and forget about holding a conversation. but i was also a decent looking kid. and teenage girls tend to be pretty shallow, so...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) I always think if you are around girls enough it sort of becomes second nature. For me, I always wanted sex but the problem was there wasn't too many females I couldn't trust and be friends with let alone be a fuck buddy. Eventually I caved in, and I felt really bad about it to, but at least the experience taught me something. Not too long afterwards I was able to find a person I could not only trust and be friends with but have strong feelings for and not feel like a creep. Edited March 22, 2019 by NeurocideVibekillah word change
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 2 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Fixed. My thick....meaty...... vagi-penis
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