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I don't understand how some of you are 30+ and still virgins


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53 minutes ago, midnight said:

Nine years isn't a dry spell. That's not even a slump.

That's just good old fashioned bad luck, bro.

Nah, bad luck insinuates that I put forth any reasonable effort. I didn't try, I just didn't fuck anyone. 

If anything, it isn't so much a dry spell, as much as a semi-retirement.

Heh, semi.

Posted
2 hours ago, DBZ4ever said:

Actually this is me. I literally work and go home.

Also I'm fat, like really fat and that thing about beauty on the inside doesn't mean as much as you want it to.

I fuckin love you you fat son of a bitch.....lol

❤️

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Posted

I lost my card my senior year of high school.....but it had been awhile before I had sex again....it was an internal struggle of college studies...and not wanting to be some whore who turned into some assholes play thing. Typically when it comes to sex....well with people I’m not 100% comfortable with...I get that feeling like I’m just being a tramp and then they’ll talk about me....so I dunno.....anxiety?

Posted
Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I guess that did come off as an insult, and while usually I am, this instance wasn't intended as such xD

I didn't take it to heart. ;)

Posted
3 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

As a landlord I cannot endorse such behavior.

Well I mean the Nazis' first order of business was to seize a lot of privately owned land and property so I don't blame you.

Posted
16 minutes ago, Mr Owl said:

So basically fuggz 

Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin....

I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I let inside my pink iron curtain

Posted
Just now, SorceressPol said:

At this point, it wouldn't even surprise me. And before you start bitching at me, this was the joke you chose to go with.

It was a joke. Though I'm sure I would make one of those brown shirts very fashionable. I hear Gerbils loved fabulous men.

Posted
9 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

Well I mean the Nazis' first order of business was to seize a lot of privately owned land and property so I don't blame you.

So the person complaining about me acquiring a bit of land and owning it is a nazi?

Posted
Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

So the person complaining about me acquiring a bit of land and owning it is a nazi?

This is a good point.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin....

I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I let inside my pink iron curtain

No I mean you have standards while fuggz does not 

Posted
1 minute ago, midnight said:

If you're still a virgin, and never French kissed a pooter, then something is wrong. 

Fight me.

Clean or not?

Posted
2 minutes ago, midnight said:

If you're still a virgin, and never French kissed a pooter, then something is wrong. 

Fight me.

I hear butthole tastes of pennies

Posted
1 minute ago, midnight said:

I feel like there is a correct answer, but I don't feel that owls really give a damn.

You know me well but do you know which one pleases the other more?

Posted

I've had enough of this thread. 

I'm 33 years old and I live in my mom's basement.

If I wanna get a hooker all I have to do is save up a few weeks worth of allowance.  

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Posted
1 minute ago, Phillies said:

I've had enough of this thread. 

I'm 33 years old and I live in my mom's basement.

If I wanna get a hooker all I have to do is save up a few weeks worth of allowance.  

I mean ... you could get a real cheap one for like 20 ... but you'll probably also get an std

Posted
Just now, Vamped said:

I mean ... you could get a real cheap one for like 20 ... but you'll probably also get an std

Twenty dollars is still a few weeks allowance.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Phillies said:

going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb..

I was going to make a furry joke, but this is borderline bestiality.

 

I bet Nabs would help you.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Phillies said:

going to be filming an owl smut down here later. do not disturb..

Good new is .... if you get arrested and go to jail, you'll lose your virginity in no time

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Posted
1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

Dare I say it........

 

 

 

Probably to BBC

It all comes full circle. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, DoubleDoink said:

plot twist

fuggz is actually a vrgin, immaculate conception 2.0 

and ya'll have been trashing virgin mary

That would mean Zeni is a man-whore and gets all the ladies.

Posted

30: never looked, never offered, mortgage, good job, 20 grand in my pocket.

31

Today: 40 grand in debt, taking care of someone else's baby.

Maybe I should've just gotten a RealDoll.

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Posted

yeah, looking back it was miracle i lost mine before h.s. ended. i had crippling social anxiety, trust issues, and virtually no self esteem due to years of verbal abuse.

i mean, i could barely look people in the eye. and forget about holding a conversation.

but i was also a decent looking kid.

and teenage girls tend to be pretty shallow, so...

Posted (edited)

I always think if you are around girls enough it sort of becomes second nature. For me, I always wanted sex but the problem was there wasn't too many females I couldn't trust and be friends with let alone be a fuck buddy. Eventually I caved in, and I felt really bad about it to, but at least the experience taught me something. Not too long afterwards I was able to find a person I could not only trust and be friends with but have strong feelings for and not feel like a creep.

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