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Little Miss Muffet sat on her Tuffet...


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...eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider...he sat right beside her....and said, "hey, what's in the bowl, bitch"

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29 minutes ago, Mix said:

...eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider...he sat right beside her....and said, "hey, what's in the bowl, bitch"

The spider was probably just informing her that it had caught a fly in her house and would continue to stand guard 24/7

I'd still kill the fuck out that spider

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Is this thread dedicated to the Diceman?

 

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To fetch her poor dog a bone

When she bent over

Rover took over

I guess she got a bone of her own

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14 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

You forgot, "What a fuckin' whore!"

You took it differently than I did.  I noticed Jill came down solo.

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18 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

how the heck was this ever funny

 

Dice was a phenomenon....you notice they already new the jokes

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