Poof Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 misplacing them and finding them together where i left them in my head i started calling them phoney and smokey mcpuff. like oh wheres smoky mcpuff and phoney? i started wondering about the order and whether it matters. like if its phoney and smokey mcpuff then you might think both their last names are mcpuff. like theyre married. but if its smokey mcpuff and phoney, then u know phoney has just that one name 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) I would say this happens to me as well, but I will set something down, knowing exactly where I left it, and come back it's nowhere to be found. Even if I'm the only one home. Or like, if I drop the remote off the bed, and I find it an hour later, 30 feet away, in another room. Like, how the hell did that happen? I think it's a ghost. Not really, but I have nothing else to go on. Edited February 21, 2019 by cryptkicker5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Im forever losing my phone. The man on the radio says its a sign of genius 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 I'm an adult...If I lose something it means I was blackout drunk....Which I haven't been at all since 2019....SO I got all my shit. I did find 10 bucks in my wind pants about a week ago.....That shit must have been washed and dried because I haven't won them in months that I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 I lose shit at work sometimes because i'm always getting called away in the middle of projects to do other projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: Im forever losing my phone. The man on the radio says its a sign of genius science says it's a sign of early-onset dementia. but science < man on the radio, so congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: science says it's a sign of early-onset dementia. but science < man on the radio, so congrats. Science doesn't say that youuuu liaaarrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 I do the same shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 6 hours ago, cryptkicker5 said: I would say this happens to me as well, but I will set something down, knowing exactly where I left it, and come back it's nowhere to be found. Even if I'm the only one home. Or like, if I drop the remote off the bed, and I find it an hour later, 30 feet away, in another room. Like, how the hell did that happen? I think it's a ghost. Not really, but I have nothing else to go on. You have to make up names for them to be able to say the same thing happens to u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 5 hours ago, fuggstop said: Im forever losing my phone. The man on the radio says its a sign of genius Nah too many ppl lose their phones all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 5 hours ago, cyberbully said: I'm an adult...If I lose something it means I was blackout drunk....Which I haven't been at all since 2019....SO I got all my shit. I did find 10 bucks in my wind pants about a week ago.....That shit must have been washed and dried because I haven't won them in months that I recall. I know youre an adult u dont have to keep telling me. You do this w/me. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Quackers said: We get it you vape okay, stilgar jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 5 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: I lose shit at work sometimes because i'm always getting called away in the middle of projects to do other projects. Again ppl, the meat of the situation is the naming of phoney and smoky mcpuff. This is not about losing things 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Quackers said: We get it you vape No i don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Looks like we lost the direction of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 hour ago, garbagepailcat said: I do the same shit. Whats your phone's name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Looks like we lost the direction of this thread. I guess so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 i name things only because i can't remember the actual name of them. and mostly the last name is thingy tv changer thingy electric screen thingy fire light thingy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 It occurs to Us that We aren't aware of ever having given an inanimate object a last name that didn't start with "Mc" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 8 hours ago, Poof said: I know youre an adult u dont have to keep telling me. You do this w/me. Why? Why do you think you're special.....You could be stilgar, scoob, sawdy, viper, nabz, zeni, midnight, pooh, IDGAF. But seriously, it wasn't an attack poofytang.....I just post bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Kweerie said: It occurs to Us that We aren't aware of ever having given an inanimate object a last name that didn't start with "Mc" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 12 hours ago, Poof said: No i don't Then what's the vape pen for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 8 hours ago, cyberbully said: Why do you think you're special.....You could be stilgar, scoob, sawdy, viper, nabz, zeni, midnight, pooh, IDGAF. But seriously, it wasn't an attack poofytang.....I just post bullshit. we're all special down here. gawd damnit...i'll show myself out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 17 hours ago, Poof said: I know youre an adult u dont have to keep telling me. You do this w/me. Why? Buddyroes brains are all eaten up by all the drugs he takes. He makes weird connections. It seems this time he thinks adults dont misplace things regularly 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Buddyroes brains are all eaten up by all the drugs he takes. He makes weird connections. It seems this time he thinks adults dont misplace things regularly 🤣 old people are the meta of being an adult. and they always forget/lose things 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: old people are the meta of being an adult. and they always forget/lose things I don't....I got all my shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 23 hours ago, Poof said: Whats your phone's name? “Hey Siri” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: I don't....I got all my shit. 🙄 Everyone has all their shit,Tyrone, they just misplace it sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 they're probably plotting against you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 16 hours ago, cyberbully said: Why do you think you're special.....You could be stilgar, scoob, sawdy, viper, nabz, zeni, midnight, pooh, IDGAF. But seriously, it wasn't an attack poofytang.....I just post bullshit. I didnt know u remind all those ppl that youre an adult too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Then what's the vape pen for? Ok you got me Edited February 22, 2019 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 hours ago, cyberbully said: I don't....I got all my shit. What if you forgot something and you just dont know it yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, garbagepailcat said: “Hey Siri” 👎 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Juice McKenzie said: they're probably plotting against you Ill have to remind them who i am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 14 hours ago, Poof said: ? Typically, when We name things, We only give them a first name. But all the times that We can remember when We have opted to include a last name, it takes the form of Mc(Something). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Kweerie said: Typically, when We name things, We only give them a first name. But all the times that We can remember when We have opted to include a last name, it takes the form of Mc(Something). oh yea duh i read it wrong the first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 I think my girlfriend's vape is named "FUCK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, GunStarHero said: I think my girlfriend's vape is named "FUCK!" fucky mcfuckfuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 My vape pen will fall out of my pocket too easily when I sitting down if I'm not careful. Phoney doesn't go anywhere, bringing Smokey McPuff is a slippery little fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 mine does that too on certain pockets. ive lost so much 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, Quackers said: what's your favorite flavor of vape juice Stiiizy has an OG kush candy flavor that is good but the best I've ever had was a lemon drop flavor from a brand called LA kush. Haven't seen it anywhere since though. That was like smoking smooth lemonade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professah Tex Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) Googlling find my phone used to work as the perfect solution for this.. I think it's still tracking another phone I got rid of or just not working anymore wich kind of sucks. edit. Works now.. /win now I can charge my phone. Edited February 23, 2019 by Professah Tex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 9 hours ago, Poof said: Ill have to remind them who i am try breaking another thing of yours and leave it for them to see that should get the point across Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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