discolé monade Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 i had to call the electric company because the trees are all overgrown. and now the contractor's are here...and i can hear the cutting. and i know the trees are being hurt. poor trees. i hated to do it, but it's been 9 years since the electric company has serviced this area. poor trees. except those gawd damn paulownia's. they can go to hell. go to hell and die. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 they'll grow into their new look. *snicker* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 you cut me deep. almost as deep as these tree cutters. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, discolemonade said: you cut me deep. almost as deep as these tree cutters. i have an old pecan tree that is just begging for death. bastard busted out two windshields in the minivan in 3 months' time. and then there's a maple that's pushing on a foundation wall on the east side. and then a maple on the west side that's doing that sacrifice thing maples do, and all the top center growth keeps falling over onto the $18k roof i had put on last fall. i own three big trees, and i'm gonna kill 'em all this spring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I really hate the cutting of trees. I just don't like it I doubt I could have called even tho it needed to be done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 there are so many trees around here. but they haven't been pruned or cared for in so long. lots of fruit trees, a couple pecans that i know if they just got pruned would do so well. but those gawd damned paulownia's. screw them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: I really hate the cutting of trees. I just don't like it I doubt I could have called even tho it needed to be done. well..i wanted the transformer moved. but, the 'engineer' said it would cost too much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: there are so many trees around here. but they haven't been pruned or cared for in so long. lots of fruit trees, a couple pecans that i know if they just got pruned would do so well. but those gawd damned paulownia's. screw them. i've never dealt with paulownia trees. they don't grow in this usda zone. but the pecan tree is gonna be a mess to take down. it covers half the lot, from the north side of the house, over the entire back yard and garage, out across the alley to the west and north. power lines are strung under the branches to the west. but it's a shit tree. it drops these fuzzy seeds in the spring that explode and get into everything, empty shells (too old to produce actual nuts anymore) in the summer, leaves in the fall, and sticks all year round. fuck that tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, discolemonade said: well..i wanted the transformer moved. but, the 'engineer' said it would cost too much. yeah, that's typical 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: i've never dealt with paulownia trees. they don't grow in this usda zone. but the pecan tree is gonna be a mess to take down. it covers half the lot, from the north side of the house, over the entire back yard and garage, out across the alley to the west and north. power lines are strung under the branches to the west. but it's a shit tree. it drops these fuzzy seeds in the spring that explode and get into everything, empty shells (too old to produce actual nuts anymore) in the summer, leaves in the fall, and sticks all year round. fuck that tree. but it will make for excellent wood for smoke/bbq. that's a shame about the tree, but i get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I think wacky just wanted to brag about owning pecan trees and maple trees. We have a lemon tree. Neener neener. Haha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, midnight said: I think wacky just wanted to brag about owning pecan trees and maple trees. We have a lemon tree. Neener neener. Haha. i don't have any fancy fruit trees outside. and maples and pecans are nothing to brag about, at least not around here. i do have an avocado tree in a pot in the house though. i'll be fancying up my toast while you suck lemons from your fancy lemon tree, bub. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 31 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i don't have any fancy fruit trees outside. and maples and pecans are nothing to brag about, at least not around here. i do have an avocado tree in a pot in the house though. i'll be fancying up my toast while you suck lemons from your fancy lemon tree, bub. got, yet, another avocado going. this will be the 3rd time i will attempt this. the first one was going swimmingly, until the cat ate it. and had to rush him to the vet. the 2nd one got broken...by my other fat ass cat using it as a scent marker/scratcher. this year...this year will be the year of the acocado. *sips tea with lemon* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 No sad feels for you I will not allow it... How about.. we play the dating game. and remember there are people that consider shit like this dating material. That military hottie shit came at me this way anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Uggh.. Lard bless there soul,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 idk I feel bad kinna now to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) but you know I think they got this shit down to a science better than me.. Edited February 19, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) i'm lauging because of the way he was telling the story. but i'm mezmorized, because i bet that when he does a show, the makeup is on point. that's just walking around makeup, not stage make up. ok...except those eyebrows. oh no no no... Edited February 19, 2019 by discolemonade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 1 hour ago, wacky1980 said: i don't have any fancy fruit trees outside. and maples and pecans are nothing to brag about, at least not around here. i do have an avocado tree in a pot in the house though. i'll be fancying up my toast while you suck lemons from your fancy lemon tree, bub. Pecans are gold down here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I want a hemp farm. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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discolé monade Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 the tree cutters are here early. i can hear the screams of the trees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, discolemonade said: the tree cutters are here early. i can hear the screams of the trees. Ooooh, that squealing noise when you get close to the center of a tree....I never thought of that as them screaming. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: Ooooh, that squealing noise when you get close to the center of a tree....I never thought of that as them screaming. it is. i could hear the cries of 'mercy' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 that poor cedar. omg...it looks horrible. but the front has some light. and also pointed out that i'm going to have to get an arborist out here. so much overgrown trees. the magnolia needs it something terrible. and i made coffee for the guys. does anyone else do that? offer beverages to people that come out to service calls? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: that poor cedar. omg...it looks horrible. but the front has some light. and also pointed out that i'm going to have to get an arborist out here. so much overgrown trees. the magnolia needs it something terrible. and i made coffee for the guys. does anyone else do that? offer beverages to people that come out to service calls? feels like the start of a georgia belle porn. "you boys been workin' that field so hard! you want some of momma bear's sweet tea?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 Just now, wacky1980 said: feels like the start of a georgia belle porn. "you boys been workin' that field so hard! you want some of momma bear's sweet tea?" wacky. gawd damnit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: feels like the start of a georgia belle porn. "you boys been workin' that field so hard! you want some of momma bear's sweet tea?" I added the cream in the coffee.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 midnight. gawd damnit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: and i made coffee for the guys. does anyone else do that? offer beverages to people that come out to service calls? One time we had some painters here, and my mom was getting ready to pick up our dinner from Burger King. She asked the painters if they wanted anything. One guy said sure. The other guy declined. She kept asking him "are you sure? Are you sure?" He kept politely declining. So when my mom gets back with the food, she got both painters food. The guy who accepted the invitation was very grateful. The guy who declined, still declined it after it was brought home for him. Once they left, my mom let us know she was pretty offended that the one painter didn't eat any of the food she got him. I'm like, "mom, he told you he didn't need anything. Several times." Maybe he's not hungry. Maybe his wife will have a nice hot homecooked meal ready for him when he gets home and he doesn't want to spoil his appetite. And it's fucking Burger King. Maybe he's on a diet. Maybe he's diabetic. Maybe he's a health freak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 29 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: One time we had some painters here, and my mom was getting ready to pick up our dinner from Burger King. She asked the painters if they wanted anything. One guy said sure. The other guy declined. She kept asking him "are you sure? Are you sure?" He kept politely declining. So when my mom gets back with the food, she got both painters food. The guy who accepted the invitation was very grateful. The guy who declined, still declined it after it was brought home for him. Once they left, my mom let us know she was pretty offended that the one painter didn't eat any of the food she got him. I'm like, "mom, he told you he didn't need anything. Several times." Maybe he's not hungry. Maybe his wife will have a nice hot homecooked meal ready for him when he gets home and he doesn't want to spoil his appetite. And it's fucking Burger King. Maybe he's on a diet. Maybe he's diabetic. Maybe he's a health freak. mom's. amirite? but i get it. i'd buy it too, but i wouldn't get offended. just give it to the one dude that did want it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 On 2/19/2019 at 3:00 PM, discolemonade said: i had to call the electric company because the trees are all overgrown. and now the contractor's are here...and i can hear the cutting. and i know the trees are being hurt. poor trees. i hated to do it, but it's been 9 years since the electric company has serviced this area. poor trees. except those gawd damn paulownia's. they can go to hell. go to hell and die. As long as they brought in an Arborist to do it right & didn't just start hacking away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, tsar4 said: As long as they brought in an Arborist to do it right & didn't just start hacking away. yeah..this guy knew his stuff. he really tried his best to no destroy the cedar. but it was already pretty damaged from hurricaine matthew. it's...just a messy mess. we're gonna' have to have someone come in and trim all of it. because as you know...these electric line contractors are only in it to remove from the lines they can't/won't get into making things pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 you mean this isn't pretty to you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, wacky1980 said: you mean this isn't pretty to you? If I find the person who did that I will take them into the woods and drop a tree on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, Kuroko said: If I find the person who did that I will take them into the woods and drop a tree on them how about, every power company that operates within a municipality? go get 'em all! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, wacky1980 said: how about, every power company that operates within a municipality? go get 'em all! Done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 They are finally back, cutting these ugly ass trees. Take em all down and pave my whole yard. Fucking leaves and sticks everywhere. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 7 hours ago, cryptkicker5 said: They are finally back, cutting these ugly ass trees. Take em all down and pave my whole yard. Fucking leaves and sticks everywhere. Ahh y'all tree huggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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