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if you see this zeni, don't overthink it. You don't even have to respond. just tell me we can iniate a dialogue somewhere, whether that be twitter or the YoutuBe chat, I don't care. please, come with me and you might be successful 5-10 years down the line

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Just now, constablepcofficer said:

if you see this zeni, don't overthink it. You don't even have to respond. just tell me we can iniate a dialogue somewhere, whether that be twitter or the YoutuBe chat, I don't care. please, come with me and you might be successful 5-10 years down the line

Dont do it zeni. Probably viper trying to haxorz you!

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7 minutes ago, constablepcofficer said:

don't lie to him, i don't even know who viper is 

Ok then since youre not viper ill tell u everything i know about zeni. He is a successful 45 year old whale hunter who lives in San Diego, CA. He graduated from UCLA with a degree in business administration but found the corporate world dreary and unsatisfying. He sold his $1Millon dream house and took the proceeds to buy a whale hunting boat he coined Great Rebecca. He goes on many expeditions hunting whale bringing along his pet tiger who he has an extra special relationship with. He lives on his boat but in his free time he goes on land to post here while sitting in starbucks drinking chai tea double expresso. Hes a born again Christian and chooses to be celibate but lately dreams of settling down in his old age with a beautiful legal age teen ripe for making babies.

Happy?

Oh..his blood type is O negative, he's 5'7 225 lbs and likes his steak medium rare.

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Ok then since youre not viper ill tell u everything i know about zeni. He is a successful 45 year old whale hunter who lives in San Diego, CA. He graduated from UCLA with a degree in business administration but found the corporate world dreary and unsatisfying. He sold his $1Millon dream house and took the process to buy a whale hunting boat he coined Great Rebecca. He goes on many expeditions hunting whale bringing along his pet tiger who he has an extra special relationship with. He lives on his boat but in his free time he goes on land to post here while sitting in starbucks drinking chai tea double expresso. Hes a born again Christian and chooses to be celibate but lately dreams of settling down in his old age with a beautiful legal age teen ripe for making babies.

Happy?

Oh..his blood type is O negative, he's 5'7 225 lbs and likes his steak medium rare.

didn't read, saw 5'7 and knew it was a lie. don't lie to me 

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6 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Its no lie. Dude is short af but his heart is big as they come

 

All that drinking enlarged his heart muscle.

RIP Zeni.

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zeni is like a career troll. he has maintained this "character" for like a decade, and basically it's to a high school bully jock what Stephen Colbert's character was to neo-conservatives, except it's just about only funny when he does something completely unintentional.

now evidently he does his character shtick elsewhere as well, and there's an increasing likelihood he's going to say something to the wrong person and wind up in some kind of legal trouble like this guy on reddit. which, if he's pushing that line to no one's enjoyment but his own, mods will have to make him cut the shit out.

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1 hour ago, constablepcofficer said:

Please tell me all about Zenigundam

Just some dude that posts occasionally using alts, trying desperately to get people to talk about him by asking who he is.

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28 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

zeni is like a career troll. he has maintained this "character" for like a decade 

 

 

You must not be counting the name he posted under before glomming on to zeni/zenigundam.

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