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What is fortnite anyway? I think its time to get in on this πŸ˜‚


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Ive never played this new crop of shooters, but i will say this: theyve done wonders with digital genitals.

Back in the days of Mass Effect porn it was mostly just models clipping together at the correct angles to imulate sex. Now though, these blue ladies are stretching out their holes and you can see inside of them.

Thats some next gen shit right there.

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3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Fortnite is basically a VR war training session. That's why it's so popular and why I think I should pitch it to the U.S. military as a training video.

Ok now this shtick is actually mildly amusing. You should drop the "legal age teens" horseshit and switch over to this.

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5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Ok now this shtick is actually mildly amusing. You should drop the "legal age teens" horseshit and switch over to this.

My wife is a legal age teen!! *grabs you by the neck* 😑

but like... she still lives with her parents... πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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I've known people who told me it's great because it's very fun the less you take it seriously, which is actually a way they could've sold it to me.

Unfortunately the children, young and old, I've watched scream at the television while playing it has painted it as a hellscape of poor losers and poor winners building absurd structures around one another while simultaneously firing heavy weaponry.Β 

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