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4 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

I saw it. I know now not to trust bwhatever with his fuckery. It looks gross, though. I’m not sure what the men think that fuck that. If i were a guy, I might reevaluate my priorities before sticking my dick in that. 

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Weren't you asking for a pic so you could draw fangs earlier? Now you got it.

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5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said:

Ew, did you see it before it got removed....Looked like she shaves with crisco and a spork

its because she can only suck it in and hold her breath long enough, while she lifts up the fat flap to reach around and blindly shave her krusty kave....and with that i leave you a song:

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The Krusty Krab pussy

is the pussy

full of STD's

The Krusty Krab pussy

is the pussy

filled with chlamydia

*poo poo poo* pussy

*poo poo poo* pussy

The Krusty Krab pussy

is the pussy

you must

FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

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6 hours ago, fuggstop said:

Guess ill take my fat michelin self with my gross diseased pussy and....have sex with young sexy military studs...woe is me...i is so sad..😭

 

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That's just 17 kinds of fucked up right there. It looks like you're doing Shang Tsung's "Steal the Soul" Fatality, and you want everybody to see it. Just... damn.

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1 minute ago, Vin_Tybul said:

That's just 17 kinds of fucked up right there. It looks like you're doing Shang Tsung's "Steal the Soul" Fatality, and you want everybody to see it. Just... damn.

He is 19. I dont think hes done much real kissing and he was nervous. Hes getting better tho..somewhat. i dont like to teach

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Just now, CutieQuesadilla said:

You do have curtains, though. I saw them. Tucking in the mud flaps doesn’t mean you don’t have them. 

I have nothing to tuck. I have a line i made when i got too into it when i was 13 and thats all. More like a shingle and it doesnt protrude when my vagina is closed.

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1 minute ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

Do what you want. Pat thinks it’s disgusting. I’m wondering what he’d do. Test it.

People try to hate what theyll never have. Im not a community pussy so all my nudes do is frustrate dudes with hang ups. Still mad at the bitches who rejected them in highschool. Guys do that shit to strippers all the time.

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Just now, fuggstop said:

People try to hate what theyll never have. Im not a community pussy so all my nudes do is frustrate dudes with hang ups. Still mad at the bitches who rejected them in highschool. Guys do that shit to strippers all the time.

So he’s taking out his past rejection on your nudes?

He’s a cuck, but i don’t think so. Maybe they are just disgusting? 

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2 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

So he’s taking out his past rejection on your nudes?

He’s a cuck, but i don’t think so. Maybe they are just disgusting? 

Irl guys love it. What i care about what someone i dont wanna fuck and will never meet MIGHT think?

Military hottie quotes

"Beautiful black pussy"

"Open up that pretty pussy girl"

"I wanna cum all over that beautiful black pussy"

Beast

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14 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

This thread needs to get back on track.

 

What does your dick look like? Go.

Cut. 7.5 inches but I know how to make it feel like fucking 9. Hardest dick you'll ever feel and I am ALWAYS ready to go. No hint of ED in this fucking building. And once Im ready, its for fucking hours. Hard ridge on the bottom when hard. Not too veiny. Trimmed not shaved. Perfect size for fucking, sucking and stroking.

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