Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 I just liked her profile and OKC sent me the "You like each other" thing, and she's 18 and cute. *overwhelmed by the giggle chills* 18? More like greateen. 😏
bnmjy Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 And then you chicken out and ghost her. THE END 1
Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: And then you chicken out and ghost her. THE END I never ghost. I'm getting her number as soon as she logs back in there ain't gonna be no chit chat I'm finna hit that. She's my girlfriend. I'll even reactivate my Facebook if we have to make it FB official. 🏍
bnmjy Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I never ghost. Liar. 1
Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Liar. I do the opposite of ghosting; I call girls out for ignoring me or disabling their accounts while they had flings with other guys, and then I demand that they admit their wrongdoings. 😐💪🍻🏎💏
bnmjy Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I do the opposite of ghosting; I call girls out for ignoring me or disabling their accounts while they had flings with other guys, and then I demand that they admit their wrongdoings. 😐💪🍻🏎💏 Sure, you troll them, but when they actually respond positively, and odds are some have, you don't know how to react. You consequently ghost them. 1
Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Sure, you troll them, but when they actually respond positively, and odds are some have, you don't know how to react. You consequently ghost them. Not at all, I demand their numbers right away when they respond positively. 😏 I'm either gonna take them off the market right then and there or call them out for not giving me their number and trying to balance suitors. They can't do this anymore. The games are over, baby!! 🏋️♂️🕵️♀️🐂
naraku360 Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 Only betas get excited enough to make a new thread whenever a girl likes them on the internet. $100 says you can't get a girl to like you in real life.
Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 She's using the internet, but she likes me in real life. She fantasizes about meeting me and our first date going from making out to checking into a hotel room together.
Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Yer cute. U just gotta stop being a dick That's not being a dick, that's getting down to the nitty gritty, I'm on my Serpico shit! 🐰🕵️♀️👮♂️
naraku360 Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: She's using the internet, but she likes me in real life. She fantasizes about meeting me and our first date going from making out to checking into a hotel room together. Pics or it didnt happen 1
Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, naraku360 said: Pics or it didnt happen I'm just going off the fact that she liked my profile before I liked hers. I have a good read on this girl... errr... woman.
naraku360 Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: I'm just going off the fact that she liked my profile before I liked hers. I have a good read on this girl... errr... woman. You gonna owe me 100 bucks if you don't get a pic with her asap.
bnmjy Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Not at all, I demand their numbers right away when they respond positively. 😏 I'm either gonna take them off the market right then and there or call them out for not giving me their number and trying to balance suitors. They can't do this anymore. The games are over, baby!! 🏋️♂️🕵️♀️🐂 Face it, you aren't in for the pussy. You like masochism, crave it in fact.
fuggstop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: That's not being a dick, that's getting down to the nitty gritty, I'm on my Serpico shit! 🐰🕵️♀️👮♂️ Alphas don't use bunny emojis
fuggstop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, naraku360 said: You gonna owe me 100 bucks if you don't get a pic with her asap. See..u ask for pics then freak out when u get 'em
midnight Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 42 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: We love each other. You loved me, like 3 days ago. Wtf, man? 😂 1
Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, midnight said: You loved me, like 3 days ago. Wtf, man? 😂 Lol nah, I was just spitting mad game in case you actually were an attractive 17 or 18 year old legal age rising high school senior woman. And my game got some UEMBers into jealousy mode because they kept trying to derail the unstoppable alpha male steam engine, but if the girl had been real, it was set to arrive at its destination in badass, world class fashion. 2
naraku360 Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 41 minutes ago, fuggstop said: See..u ask for pics then freak out when u get 'em I don't know what you're trying to say.
fuggstop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, naraku360 said: I don't know what you're trying to say. Buddy kept harassing me for pics proving i actually am banging all my tinderonis then everyone got pissed when i posted me and a 19 y.o. military hottie
naraku360 Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Buddy kept harassing me for pics proving i actually am banging all my tinderonis then everyone got pissed when i posted me and a 19 y.o. military hottie When was the last time you saw a picture of Zeni with another person?
fuggstop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, naraku360 said: When was the last time you saw a picture of Zeni with another person? Ha ha Never! Kinda sad
stilgar Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: See..u ask for pics then freak out when u get 'em I am pretty sure it was disgust fuggs. There is a difference. 2
tsar4 Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) The former Mrs. Bobbitt remarried & has a daughter. Maybe it's her. Edited August 29, 2018 by tsar4
Muskette Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 -1 Thread Later- “She blocked me. It’s ok. She could never handle an alpha male like me. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼She’s into those beta boys. 🤦🏽♂️“ 3
PenguinBoss Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 3 hours ago, fuggstop said: Buddy kept harassing me for pics proving i actually am banging all my tinderonis then everyone got pissed when i posted me and a 19 y.o. military hottie That's because it looked like he was getting sucked through an airplane window. 1
JehutyNinja Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 I would love to see all the fake profiles that you create so that you can flirt with yourself
JehutyNinja Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 Also it's got to be weird to be 10 years older than someone and have them be the more mature of the two.
Zenigundam Posted August 30, 2018 Author Posted August 30, 2018 9 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said: Also it's got to be weird to be 10 years older than someone and have them be the more mature of the two. Stop underestimating the maturity of these teenage woman. Also, that claim is ridiculous.
cyberbully Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 12 hours ago, PenguinBoss said: That's because it looked like he was getting sucked through an airplane window. And it took 10 years for her to pony up
lupin_bebop Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 1:49 PM, Zenigundam said: I just liked her profile and OKC sent me the "You like each other" thing, and she's 18 and cute. *overwhelmed by the giggle chills* 18? More like greateen. 😏 It’s a bot.
naraku360 Posted August 31, 2018 Posted August 31, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 4:48 PM, PenguinBoss said: That's because it looked like he was getting sucked through an airplane window.
QueenoftheDorks Posted August 31, 2018 Posted August 31, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 2:18 PM, Zenigundam said: She's using the internet, but she likes me in real life. She fantasizes about meeting me and our first date going from making out to checking into a hotel room together. She's gonna steal your kidneys.
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