Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Some dude will have my blood flowing in his penis now 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 You fapped didnt you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 45 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Some dude will have my blood flowing in his penis now I can’t give blood.... they wont take it the minute I tell them that I’ve had mono before... im a carrier of mono, which lives in the blood...I had it in the 5th fucking grade...and I can pass it to someone else..especially when they have a weak immune system... WHICH IS BULLSHIT...because according to their website it shouldn’t disqualify me but I have yet to have someone to fucking accept it....I just wanted a T-shirt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: I can’t give blood.... they wont take it the minute I tell them that I’ve had mono before... im a carrier of mono, which lives in the blood...I had it in the 5th fucking grade...and I can pass it to someone else..especially when they have a weak immune system... WHICH IS BULLSHIT...because according to their website it shouldn’t disqualify me but I have yet to have someone to fucking accept it....I just wanted a T-shirt.... I have been consistent every 8 weeks. My iron is high so they always encourage me to give, which I feel like that's like their way of wooing me. 4 bags in, now I can be a dick to people because I did my good deed. 118 over 70 tho... I guess I'm healthy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I have been consistent every 8 weeks. My iron is high so they always encourage me to give, which I feel like that's like their way of wooing me. 4 bags in, now I can be a dick to people because I did my good deed. 118 over 70 tho... I guess I'm healthy They had their winnebago here couple weeks ago...giving out them blood drop pins and shirts....I was gonna give plasma...that means I would get a shirt and one of those white blood drops....but NOOOOOOO.....fuck y’all Red Cross Edited August 23, 2018 by Still Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, Still Me said: They had their winnebago here couple weeks ago...giving out them blood drop pins and shirts....I was gonna give plasma...that means I would get a shirt and one of those white blood drops....but NOOOOOOO.....fuck y’all Red Cross We are the generation of instant gratification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: Some dude will have my blood flowing in his penis now they could give it to a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, Poof said: they could give it to a girl they could give some dude's penis to a girl? damn, what kinda fuckery is going down in your bloodmobile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 21 minutes ago, Poof said: they could give it to a girl Whatever he identifies with... Take my cock blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Whatever he identifies with... Take my cock blood ur blood could be period blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, Poof said: ur blood could be period blood you managed to make this thread hot now. congrats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Poof said: ur blood could be period blood I've been wrecking uteruses for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I've been wrecking uteruses for years. get back to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: get back to work I'm listening to a call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I'm listening to a call. i have no idea what u do at work tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, Poof said: i have no idea what u do at work tbh Conference calls and writes manuals no one reads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Conference calls and writes manuals no one reads. looks like you have no idea either tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: looks like you have no idea either tbh She tries 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: She tries she needs to try a diet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: she needs to try a diet I could write her a plan, but she wouldn't understand it. On topic, finished my DR plan. Listed all critical applications and functions with supporting advices. Got executive committee to sign off on it... Annnnnnd published in less than 2 days. Deeeeeez nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I could write her a plan, but she wouldn't understand it. Id try it but i aint giving up carbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Id try it but i aint giving up carbs i know you're always hungry, but you don't eat the plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Deeeeeez nuts impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: impressive. Now I've set up 3 tests... We shall see how well they work lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Now I've set up 3 tests... We shall see how well they work lol tabletop testing is a beeeitch. have fun with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i know you're always hungry, but you don't eat the plan. With a mood disorder you cant let yourself go hungry. Or not too hungry. Its torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Poof said: they could give it to a girl That girl could have a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, fuggstop said: With a mood disorder you cant let yourself go hungry. Or not too hungry. Its torture. i had a buddy who was diabetic. he was also pretty overweight. he would get real pissy if you didn't give him the opportunity to eat a meal every two hours because his "blood sugar would get too low" or some shit. no bill, you're just always hungry because you're a fat piece of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i had a buddy who was diabetic. he was also pretty overweight. he would get real pissy if you didn't give him the opportunity to eat a meal every two hours because his "blood sugar would get too low" or some shit. no bill, you're just always hungry because you're a fat piece of shit. Fuck bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Fuck bill eww no. i wouldn't even fuck him with some other dude's dick filled with your blood. dude got laid a lot though. even with those fat little vienna sausage fingers, he was a great blues piano player and the fat chicks just swooned. he had some good smash stories too, and by good i mean disgusting. but that's what happens when you put it to all the trough hogs after the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 25 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i had a buddy who was diabetic. he was also pretty overweight. he would get real pissy if you didn't give him the opportunity to eat a meal every two hours because his "blood sugar would get too low" or some shit. no bill, you're just always hungry because you're a fat piece of shit. Fuck u asshole. I never said im always hungry. I don't let myself get that way. I eat 2-3 small meals a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Fuck u asshole. I never said im always hungry. I don't let myself get that way. I eat 2-3 small meals a day so your name's bill now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: so your name's bill now? She's been called better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: She's been called better. i know bill's been tied to some stupid shit over the years, but i think this is probably the most insulted he's been, lending his name to fuggs like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: i know bill's been tied to some stupid shit over the years, but i think this is probably the most insulted he's been, lending his name to fuggs like that. Somewhere bill is furious 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: so your name's bill now? I bet this bill dude hates you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: I bet this bill dude hates you shit no, bill thought the world of me. but he's been gone for like 10 years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: shit no, bill thought the world of me. but he's been gone for like 10 years now. You truly think someone is a bad person if theyre hungry? Even if they have a medical condition like diabetes? Yah..im the piece of shit smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: You truly think someone is a bad person if theyre hungry? Even if they have a medical condition like diabetes? Yah..im the piece of shit smh i never once said bill was a bad dude. he was definitely a fat piece of shit, but he wasn't a bad dude. you're the one equating obesity with being a bad person. you drew that line, not me. for shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i never once said bill was a bad dude. he was definitely a fat piece of shit, but he wasn't a bad dude. you're the one equating obesity with being a bad person. you drew that line, not me. for shame. Lol when? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Lol when? 7 minutes ago, fuggstop said: You truly think someone is a bad person if theyre hungry? that thought came from your skull. Edited August 23, 2018 by wacky1980 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: that thought came from your skull. You said i was a pos for being hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 i haven't tried giving blood since 2006 (the last time i tried) that pesky anthrax vaccine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 hours ago, wacky1980 said: she needs to try a diet oh. snap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 I only gave blood once. I was very lightheaded and sensitive to light afterward. Never again. My AB positive blood is quite useless anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Did you shoot up before you gave, just in case the next guy needs a little extra pep with his transfusion? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: You said i was a pos for being hungry again, is your name bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: again, is your name bill? anything to make a thread about her. (?) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 will your dick know when your blood is in another man's hard penis? Will it start to tingle and point in a specific direction like a divining rod? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: will your dick know when your blood is in another man's hard penis? Will it start to tingle and point in a specific direction like a divining rod? Interesting choice of words.... Devine rod indeed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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