1pooh4u Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I made the playoffs 🙀 Lol, I think all my players are dead though. One guy suspended for fuckery, another is getting his foot chopped off, man, I dunno 🤷♀️😬😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 4, 2018 Author Share Posted December 4, 2018 You can ride Watson, Ertz and Cooper to a championship if you play your cards right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 4, 2018 Author Share Posted December 4, 2018 So, now that PLAYOFF TIME is here, I'd like to thank you all for riding with me through the season. I think this league has been a successful venture overall, and I would like to do this next year, preferably with the same people. There are a few things I'd like to do differently. 1. Change over to Yahoo from ESPN. Yahoo's fantasy football interface is much more modern and intuitive. 2. Have six people in the playoffs, and each playoff match go for one week instead of two. 3. A few other tweaks, like having tiebreakers account for head-to-head record and some scoring stuff, like full PPR and bigger bonuses for gigantic 40+ yard gains. If there's anything I could have done better/differently, please feel free to let me know. I won't promise to change them, but if a majority of people are on board, or if something seems interesting to me, I'll do it. I hope you all have enjoyed playing this year. Let the games begin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 God I hope my team shows up next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) well at least i didnt end up finishing last. mahomes carried me most the way there but didnt have enough support. i agree with going over to yahoo since its much more intuitive. i also like that zeni just barely missed the playoffs and pooh made it oh and molar can get a shot at redemption with the toilet bowl lmao. Edited December 4, 2018 by Distortedreasoning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) I had the straw. Edited December 11, 2018 by panic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 5, 2018 Author Share Posted December 5, 2018 Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 22 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: well at least i didnt end up finishing last. mahomes carried me most the way there but didnt have enough support. i agree with going over to yahoo since its much more intuitive. i also like that zeni just barely missed the playoffs and pooh made it oh and molar can get a shot at redemption with the toilet bowl lmao. There's a toilet bowl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 17 hours ago, empty said: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo confirmed toilet bowl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 48 minutes ago, molarbear said: There's a toilet bowl? yes. the bottom rank people like us will be playing our very own playoff series as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 well, i hope i can skate by zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: yes. the bottom rank people like us will be playing our very own playoff series as well. If I somehow win the toilet bowl I am going to celebrate way more than I should 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 I will petition @Admin_Raptorpat to provide us with custom ranks, one for the FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION and one for the TOILET BOWL CHAMPION. If I win this league I'm keeping Art Vandelay, though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 Also next year I'm going to call this the Art Vandelay League. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 (edited) On 12/9/2018 at 6:04 AM, empty said: I will petition @Admin_Raptorpat to provide us with custom ranks, one for the FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION and one for the TOILET BOWL CHAMPION. If I win this league I'm keeping Art Vandelay, though. In the ever far grasping chance that I win the Toilet bowl I would like my title to be "Destroyer of Toilets" Edited December 21, 2018 by molarbear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Not looking too good for Pooh! 🎅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Not looking too good for Pooh! 🎅 It’s actually not looking that bad either. I could still win. I have a player in play tonight and I’m only trailing by 6.9 points so, you never know. You worry about yourself and your own pathetic team 😆 Actually as for you, you’re finished 💩 Edited December 10, 2018 by 1pooh4u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/5/2018 at 7:07 PM, Hachiman said: well, i hope i can skate by zeni. You weren't even a challenge for me. I rested my normal starters and still did what I do. 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 33 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: It’s actually not looking that bad either. I could still win. I have a player in play tonight and I’m only trailing by 6.9 points so, you never know. You worry about yourself and your own pathetic team 😆 Actually as for you, you’re finished 💩 You keep living in the past. Don't you realize that it's Monday morning? 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: You keep living in the past. Don't you realize that it's Monday morning? 🤦♂️ Don’t you realize there’s a game tonight. You disgusting, drunken, grizzly bear? 💩 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 7:04 AM, empty said: Also next year I'm going to call this the Art Vandelay League. Can you call it, “Art Vandelay and The Architects” please?😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 @panic please edit your post so players’ names aren’t in your screenshot. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 25 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Don’t you realize there’s a game tonight. You disgusting, drunken, grizzly bear? 💩 Take a step back there, cubbie bear. I don't appreciate you slandering my name like that. I already had some teenage girls over YouTube slander my name and call me "gross" and a "pervert" in the comments section of the newly uploaded Jeff Sokol Hansen v. Predator vid, so I'm not on board with what you're saying. How dare they talk to me like that... they're jealous.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Take a step back there, cubbie bear. I don't appreciate you slandering my name like that. I already had some teenage girls over YouTube slander my name and call me "gross" and a "pervert" in the comments section of the newly uploaded Jeff Sokol Hansen v. Predator vid, so I'm not on board with what you're saying. How dare they talk to me like that... they're jealous.... Why would they be jealous that you’re an inept pervert? 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 I’m just glad you took your shit to Twitter. You’ll eventually get the attention you been begging for 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 My Defense scored more points than my Flex, TE, and RB's combined 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: It’s actually not looking that bad either. I could still win. I have a player in play tonight and I’m only trailing by 6.9 points so, you never know. You worry about yourself and your own pathetic team 😆 Actually as for you, you’re finished 💩 Wait... this is like a two week matchup, right? Why the hell is Zeni talking smack with another week to go? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Wait... this is like a two week matchup, right? Why the hell is Zeni talking smack with another week to go? I thought if we lose we’re done. I don’t know lol I’ll re-read what empty said. Zeni’s talking shit cuz he’s thirsty for my attention. For a dude that talks “legal age teen babes” shit, he sure does climb up my ass a lot. He’s confused 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 You’re right it is 2 weeks. Next year he wants to make it one. I’m as confused as Zeni now 😬🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: I thought if we lose we’re done. I don’t know lol I’ll re-read what empty said. Zeni’s talking shit cuz he’s thirsty for my attention. For a dude that talks “legal age teen babes” shit, he sure does climb up my ass a lot. He’s confused 😆 I was just looking at the matchups and it says you have 12 games to go. I haven't paid much attention because I'm not particularly in need of a custom rank for winning a losers bracket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 57 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I was just looking at the matchups and it says you have 12 games to go. I haven't paid much attention because I'm not particularly in need of a custom rank for winning a losers bracket. Lol, I think I’m better off not knowing what’s going on 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 my team scrubbed out hard. im done. i managed 3 good performances this week but the rest of the team just blew it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 where the fuck was half of my team last night? has to be one of the worst week to happened to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 11, 2018 Author Share Posted December 11, 2018 Playoff matches last for two weeks apiece. Probably shouldn't have set it that way tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 3 hours ago, empty said: Playoff matches last for two weeks apiece. Probably shouldn't have set it that way tbh. there is a 99.8% chance that what would have ended in a victory for me is now going to transform into a crushing defeat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 11, 2018 Author Share Posted December 11, 2018 RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 (edited) @Zenigundam what were you saying before? Things don’t look good for me? Scored more points than you did, sucker. 💩 If you got laid as often as you stick your foot in your mouth, you’d probably be a better person 🤷♀️💩 Edited December 11, 2018 by 1pooh4u 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 RIP, my team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 23 hours ago, empty said: Playoff matches last for two weeks apiece. Probably shouldn't have set it that way tbh. yeah i dont want to drag on this misery any longer than it should. at least i didnt leave anyone big points on my bench, that would have made me feel bad lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Im starting to think Im not very good at this fantasy football thing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said: Im starting to think Im not very good at this fantasy football thing Lucky we don't play for big bucks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Lucky we don't play for big bucks Just those sweet sweet bragging rights 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 7 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Lucky we don't play for big bucks even tho i lost i still rather play for them big bucks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 On 12/12/2018 at 9:20 PM, Distortedreasoning said: even tho i lost i still rather play for them big bucks There's too much RNG for me to ever put money down on Fantasy Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: There's too much RNG for me to ever put money down on Fantasy Football but thats where the fun lies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Where the fuck is @Zenigundam what shit do you got to talk now, huh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I won my first round in the Toilet Bowl series I even managed to match my season high win streak of 1 game 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 i got crushed in fantasy. and it wasnt even close. only managed to score 128 between the two weeks. what an embarrassing effort. cant even show my face around here anymore. i'll be following zeni and doing my disappearing act too lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Just now, Distortedreasoning said: i got crushed in fantasy. and it wasnt even close. only managed to score 128 between the two weeks. what an embarrassing effort. cant even show my face around here anymore. i'll be following zeni and doing my disappearing act too lol. But at least you don’t talk random shit at people. You’re good. As for @Zenigundam he shouldn’t show his face around here no more 💩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Ah, you guys are so mean. I'm going to let Zeni win this week because I'm such a nice guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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