Distortedreasoning Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 thank you sea chickens for scoring that last minute pointless td. it gave me the win in fantasy this week. sorry dog walker, close but no cigar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 41 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: thank you sea chickens for scoring that last minute pointless td. it gave me the win in fantasy this week. sorry dog walker, close but no cigar FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 14 hours ago, molarbear said: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! they had like a .1% chance to tie with an onside kick recovery and a touchdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: they had like a .1% chance to tie with an onside kick recovery and a touchdown. That last minute touchdown deducted 4 points from my defense you won by one point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 I would've lost had Kirk Cousins not thrown for 55 passes in that garbage game they lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 I didn't start Golden Tate because he was listed as "Questionable" He proceeded to rack up nearly 30 points while sitting on my bench Meanwhile I picked up Tannehill for my QB slot because Smith was on a Bye week, may as well have just left Smith there because that asshole got zero fucking points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) I didn’t get my players right in time. My flex running back was out was gonna put in alshon Jeffries. Cost me 20 pts. Edited October 1, 2018 by 1pooh4u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I didn’t get my players right in time. My flex running back was out was gonna put in alshon Jeffries. Cost me 20 pts. Pooh please grace my team with your Jobu mojo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 4 hours ago, molarbear said: Pooh please grace my team with your Jobu mojo Ok but first you gotta act like you don’t know wtf you’re doing. That’s step one 😆 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I didn’t get my players right in time. My flex running back was out was gonna put in alshon Jeffries. Cost me 20 pts. Excuses excuses 😪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Excuses excuses 😪 I’m still beating my opponent for now. So you can go suck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 39 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I’m still beating my opponent for now. So you can go suck it. *makes out with a legal age teen* Didn't I beat you last week? 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: *makes out with a legal age teen* Didn't I beat you last week? 😌 No, you didn’t. I lost my first week. I’m so far 3-1 😏 I haven’t faced you yet and had we faced off this week I would’ve beat you. 😏 Edited October 1, 2018 by 1pooh4u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Ok but first you gotta act like you don’t know wtf you’re doing. That’s step one 😆 Here I was hoping I could just give you a bottle of Rum........ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, molarbear said: Here I was hoping I could just give you a bottle of Rum........ You can still gimme that 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: You can still gimme that 😆 When I get my first win I will use all my willpower to make rum rain from the sky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, molarbear said: When I get my first win I will use all my willpower to make rum rain from the sky Yayayayayay! I always wanted to be caught in a rum rain 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 My only mistake was not starting Cousins. Wenz was good but not 34 points good. Of course the one receiver I didn't start for flex made a boatload of points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 well i guess it was unrealistic to expect mahomes to keep up that ridiculous pace throughout the entire season. its still early but doesnt seem like he will be having another monster game. another fantasy week lost for me here sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said: well i guess it was unrealistic to expect mahomes to keep up that ridiculous pace throughout the entire season. its still early but doesnt seem like he will be having another monster game. another fantasy week lost for me here sigh. I was like no stop throwing no TDs close matchup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 i was hoping to jinx him but i dont have that sort of power lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 5, 2018 Author Share Posted October 5, 2018 ERIC EBRON SONY MICHEL HOLD MY DICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 alright time to run the table on you scrubs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 17 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: alright time to run the table on you scrubs. WATCH MY BOOTS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Who’s Teddy Throwsevelt? That name makes me lol. Very funny 😆 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Pooh, I don't even know how you're in the 4-1 brigade. *chuckles and adjusts monocle* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 I been getting more into this than I had anticipated. I especially take pleasure in Cam Newton showing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I been getting more into this than I had anticipated. I especially take pleasure in Cam Newton showing. I was at first but after losing the first 5 matches I began to feel like Squidward in that Magical Conch episode of Spongebob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 who is dfthunderbirds? gg bum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 On 10/13/2018 at 12:01 AM, Zenigundam said: Pooh, I don't even know how you're in the 4-1 brigade. *chuckles and adjusts monocle* 5-1 now sucka and never you mind how I’m doing it 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Ugh. 5-2 and I'm stuck with all these other people tied for 2nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 2-5 now, at least im 5-1 on my money league but my pride has taken a hit nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 0-7 My team is like a middle aged man's dick It just can't rise to the occasion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I'm just ashamed that I lost to zeni because some players I had were hurt or inefficient to the games. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Im not in last place! WOoooo!!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/23/2018 at 2:04 PM, Hachiman said: I'm just ashamed that I lost to zeni because some players I had were hurt or inefficient to the games. not as bad as losing to someone who stole the player you tried to pick up off the waiver wires but get outbidded. i didnt even get any notifications and yes trey burton would have given me the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/23/2018 at 2:03 PM, molarbear said: 0-7 My team is like a middle aged man's dick It just can't rise to the occasion its tough especially with this many people. waiver wires are just depleted. you can still try to make some predictions, but its literally digging trash and hoping to find treasure. your next best option is to try and trade but thats also tough since everyone is trying to get the best trade they can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: its tough especially with this many people. waiver wires are just depleted. you can still try to make some predictions, but its literally digging trash and hoping to find treasure. your next best option is to try and trade but thats also tough since everyone is trying to get the best trade they can get. That's the thing my team isn't that bad, they're just so fucking unlucky I'm sorry but Golden Tate is too fucking talented to ever just score 6.5 points in any week, fyi that being said there are numerous weeks where I score more than 5 other teams in the league and loose, then my team scores 71 points total and I get outscored by only 10-15 points It's a roll of the dice and lady luck has not been on my side this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 10 hours ago, molarbear said: That's the thing my team isn't that bad, they're just so fucking unlucky I'm sorry but Golden Tate is too fucking talented to ever just score 6.5 points in any week, fyi that being said there are numerous weeks where I score more than 5 other teams in the league and loose, then my team scores 71 points total and I get outscored by only 10-15 points It's a roll of the dice and lady luck has not been on my side this season i just looked at your team, it looks good to me but yeah looks like you might have gotten really unlucky with their variance in how they score. you hit the losing combination all the time. have you considered trying to upgrade your qb in a trade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/23/2018 at 2:04 PM, Hachiman said: I'm just ashamed that I lost to zeni because some players I had were hurt or inefficient to the games. There is not good reason for Zeni to be 6-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KH868 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 sweet pretend feetball. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i just looked at your team, it looks good to me but yeah looks like you might have gotten really unlucky with their variance in how they score. you hit the losing combination all the time. have you considered trying to upgrade your qb in a trade? I did for awhile but at this point it's really not worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 Didn't make enough of a gap between myself and Scoob, and Patriots D against the Bills. THE BILLS. I'm fucked. SHould have started Boyd over Hilton like my gut told me to. Enjoy the win bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 9 hours ago, empty said: Didn't make enough of a gap between myself and Scoob, and Patriots D against the Bills. THE BILLS. I'm fucked. SHould have started Boyd over Hilton like my gut told me to. Enjoy the win bud. Easy there. It's not a given by any stretch. Actually, this week has been fucking crazy. I've never scored in the 150s and I don't know I will again. I think Cam had enough of Jingai and decided to take over the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 12 hours ago, empty said: Didn't make enough of a gap between myself and Scoob, and Patriots D against the Bills. THE BILLS. I'm fucked. SHould have started Boyd over Hilton like my gut told me to. Enjoy the win bud. the pats D is gonna get like 20 points. not because they are good but because the bills offense is that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 (edited) Gonna put Cousins on the block for a 2nd string QB. God knows why I keep starting Cousins for the past couple of weeks when Wenz keeps out playing Cousins. After week 9 that is. Edited October 29, 2018 by Hachiman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 6 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: the pats D is gonna get like 20 points. not because they are good but because the bills offense is that bad. just came back from watching this "game" fucking bills. all they needed to do was give the ball back to the pats just one last time so that james white could get 6 more yards for me to win this week of fantasy. also fuck the ravens, thats the second time in this league they cost me a game! 5 hours ago, Hachiman said: Gonna put Cousins on the block for a 2nd string QB. God knows why I keep starting Cousins for the past couple of weeks when Wenz keeps out playing Cousins. After week 9 that is. i would just go to waiver wires and see which qbs are playing the bucs, falcons, lions, raiders, or giants. thats what im gonna do when mahomes has his bye week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 This is just too easy. 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 I'm fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 4 of my normal starters have a bye week and I had to assemble a bunch of backup players just to fill out my lineup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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