ghostrek Posted June 25, 2018 Author Share Posted June 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, PowerKing said: Ask if she wants to go get coffee or something. Don't be overly pretentious, though. Like, don't try to arrange it on open bongo poetry mic night. Just show up, and if there's a soyboy playing a uke just roll with it. Even if you hate the performance, go over and thank and compliment them. Maybe even buy them a drink. um i live in the rural midwest so that easy there no coffee shops with open mic nigths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerKing Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, ghostrek said: um i live in the rural midwest so that easy there no coffee shops with open mic nigths Find someone in your town to throw a barn dance. Edited June 25, 2018 by PowerKing Wrong word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 25, 2018 Author Share Posted June 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, PowerKing said: Find someone in your town to throw a barn dance. not that rural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerKing Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: not that rural A warehouse shindig. Get a DJ. Some big ass industrial fans. You can do this .I believe in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 First tell her that you are a janitor. Then tell her if she was a men's room floor that you would polish the piss off of all her surfaces. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Then suggest to her that you roleplay ComEd workers and offer her the opportunity to sit atop a telephone pole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Nominated for best thread of 2018. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Just stick it in her pooper and barely last 10 seconds. Then say "holy shit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerKing Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 30 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Just stick it in her pooper and barely last 10 seconds. Then say "holy shit." Degenerate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 well, have you actually found someone? or is this thread # 9787974 on how can i get a date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Ask her out for some coffee or tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Confidently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/24/2018 at 8:38 PM, ghostrek said: what is the best way to ask a girl out on a date not being political incorrect Just flat out ask her.. no beating around the bush.. but if all goes well then you can beat around the bush.. preferably in it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Just flat out ask her.. no beating around the bush.. but if all goes well then you can beat around the bush.. preferably in it She will be glad she said yes when she sees ghostrek's giant dong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: She will be glad she said yes when she sees ghostrek's giant dong. Absolutely! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Ask her if she's been in any movies you've seen. When she says no, say "Want to be in mine?" ... Make sure you're wearing boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 And most importantly if she says no tell her that you understand. Then when she turns to leave grab her by the shoulders and forcefully sniff her hair from behind. She will consider this flattering in a primal sense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Pull out your huge member and slap them across the lips with it, duh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 14 hours ago, Mewn said: Ask her out for some coffee or tea. And don't stammer or add any weird details. If she's a nerdy type you can blush a little though, they tend to like sensitive men trying to hide it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 8 hours ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Absolutely! how many people know about my ding dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 All of them. Anyways, you have a specific female in mind? Then you've already lost. You will walk up to her and nervously confess your love, and she will be weirded out. Treat her like literally any other person, then (if you have the chance while talking to her [and if you've never talked to her and this is all just infatuation on your part then get out of here with that bullshit]) just say "hey, you want to go out sometime?" No matter her answer, you reply "ok, cool." If its a no, dont ask again, keep the conversation going normally. If its a yes, hash out the details. How to tell if she's attracted to you- biggest visual cue is going to be hair touching. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: All of them. Anyways, you have a specific female in mind? Then you've already lost. You will walk up to her and nervously confess your love, and she will be weirded out. Treat her like literally any other person, then (if you have the chance while talking to her [and if you've never talked to her and this is all just infatuation on your part then get out of here with that bullshit]) just say "hey, you want to go out sometime?" No matter her answer, you reply "ok, cool." If its a no, dont ask again, keep the conversation going normally. If its a yes, hash out the details. How to tell if she's attracted to you- biggest visual cue is going to be hair touching. That last bit is you just being mean Sponges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 For real, if she touches her hair, she wants the D. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: For real, if she touches her hair, she wants the D. yes ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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