ghostrek Posted June 25, 2018 Author Posted June 25, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 2:42 AM, PowerKing said: Ask if she wants to go get coffee or something. Don't be overly pretentious, though. Like, don't try to arrange it on open bongo poetry mic night. Just show up, and if there's a soyboy playing a uke just roll with it. Even if you hate the performance, go over and thank and compliment them. Maybe even buy them a drink. Expand um i live in the rural midwest so that easy there no coffee shops with open mic nigths
PowerKing Posted June 25, 2018 Posted June 25, 2018 (edited) On 6/25/2018 at 2:47 AM, ghostrek said: um i live in the rural midwest so that easy there no coffee shops with open mic nigths Expand Find someone in your town to throw a barn dance. Edited June 25, 2018 by PowerKing Wrong word
ghostrek Posted June 25, 2018 Author Posted June 25, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 2:53 AM, PowerKing said: Find someone in your town to throw a barn dance. Expand not that rural
PowerKing Posted June 25, 2018 Posted June 25, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 3:11 AM, ghostrek said: not that rural Expand A warehouse shindig. Get a DJ. Some big ass industrial fans. You can do this .I believe in you.
enad Posted June 25, 2018 Posted June 25, 2018 First tell her that you are a janitor. Then tell her if she was a men's room floor that you would polish the piss off of all her surfaces. 1
enad Posted June 25, 2018 Posted June 25, 2018 Then suggest to her that you roleplay ComEd workers and offer her the opportunity to sit atop a telephone pole. 1
bnmjy Posted June 25, 2018 Posted June 25, 2018 Just stick it in her pooper and barely last 10 seconds. Then say "holy shit."
PowerKing Posted June 25, 2018 Posted June 25, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 8:24 AM, bnmjy said: Just stick it in her pooper and barely last 10 seconds. Then say "holy shit." Expand Degenerate.
discolé monade Posted June 25, 2018 Posted June 25, 2018 well, have you actually found someone? or is this thread # 9787974 on how can i get a date?
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 12:38 AM, ghostrek said: what is the best way to ask a girl out on a date not being political incorrect Expand Just flat out ask her.. no beating around the bush.. but if all goes well then you can beat around the bush.. preferably in it 3
stilgar Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/26/2018 at 4:10 AM, sahockeygrl15 said: Just flat out ask her.. no beating around the bush.. but if all goes well then you can beat around the bush.. preferably in it Expand She will be glad she said yes when she sees ghostrek's giant dong. 2
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/26/2018 at 4:14 AM, stilgar said: She will be glad she said yes when she sees ghostrek's giant dong. Expand Absolutely! 1
scoobdog Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 Ask her if she's been in any movies you've seen. When she says no, say "Want to be in mine?" ... Make sure you're wearing boxers.
enad Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 And most importantly if she says no tell her that you understand. Then when she turns to leave grab her by the shoulders and forcefully sniff her hair from behind. She will consider this flattering in a primal sense. 2
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 Pull out your huge member and slap them across the lips with it, duh. 1
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 6:09 PM, Mewn said: Ask her out for some coffee or tea. Expand And don't stammer or add any weird details. If she's a nerdy type you can blush a little though, they tend to like sensitive men trying to hide it.
ghostrek Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/26/2018 at 4:16 AM, sahockeygrl15 said: Absolutely! Expand how many people know about my ding dong
SwimModSponges Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 All of them. Anyways, you have a specific female in mind? Then you've already lost. You will walk up to her and nervously confess your love, and she will be weirded out. Treat her like literally any other person, then (if you have the chance while talking to her [and if you've never talked to her and this is all just infatuation on your part then get out of here with that bullshit]) just say "hey, you want to go out sometime?" No matter her answer, you reply "ok, cool." If its a no, dont ask again, keep the conversation going normally. If its a yes, hash out the details. How to tell if she's attracted to you- biggest visual cue is going to be hair touching. 1
enad Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/26/2018 at 1:27 PM, SwimModSponges said: All of them. Anyways, you have a specific female in mind? Then you've already lost. You will walk up to her and nervously confess your love, and she will be weirded out. Treat her like literally any other person, then (if you have the chance while talking to her [and if you've never talked to her and this is all just infatuation on your part then get out of here with that bullshit]) just say "hey, you want to go out sometime?" No matter her answer, you reply "ok, cool." If its a no, dont ask again, keep the conversation going normally. If its a yes, hash out the details. How to tell if she's attracted to you- biggest visual cue is going to be hair touching. Expand That last bit is you just being mean Sponges.
SwimModSponges Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 For real, if she touches her hair, she wants the D. 1
ghostrek Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/26/2018 at 3:54 PM, SwimModSponges said: For real, if she touches her hair, she wants the D. Expand yes ok
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