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1 minute ago, wacky1980 said:

the real deal, or that knockoff shit that's like flavored vodka?

not that it matters. i'll agree to both.

real deal. i mean...honestly. one shot. ~ i think the real deal is only in vegas.

that fake stuff, slow nursing otherwise get sick as shit. 

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Bro don't call me a lightweight, I'm 185 of pure muscle. Do you know how hard it is to stay drunk all the time when you work 5 days a week? 🐃

there are loads of functional alcoholics in this world, who hold down jobs and yet don't see the sober side of the pillow for months at a time.

being a lightweight isn't necessarily a bad thing, bud. lightweights make cheap dates. hey, that rhymes.

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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Bro don't call me a lightweight, I'm 185 of pure muscle. Do you know how hard it is to stay drunk all the time when you work 5 days a week? 🐃

I weigh 265 pounds and don't work at all, therefore I am more efficient. 

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1 minute ago, wacky1980 said:

there are loads of functional alcoholics in this world, who hold down jobs and yet don't see the sober side of the pillow for months at a time.

being a lightweight isn't necessarily a bad thing, bud. lightweights make cheap dates. hey, that rhymes.

Dude, you're gonna get hurt. Please leave this lightweight talk out of your vernacular. *cracks knuckles*

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Dude, you're gonna get hurt. Please leave this lightweight talk out of your vernacular. *cracks knuckles*

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dude.

brah.

homey.

you're approaching this thing all wrong. if you're a lightweight, that means the only way is up. you'll be even better after a few more benders. work those drinking muscles buddy.

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

But where overseas?  I drank Absinthe in France and it didn't make me hallucinate.  I was disappointed by thatxD

i don't know. i have friends who have brought it back from somewhere in northern europe, is all i remember.

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Just now, wacky1980 said:

dude.

brah.

homey.

you're approaching this thing all wrong. if you're a lightweight, that means the only way is up. you'll be even better after a few more benders. work those drinking muscles buddy.

Take a few steps back there, kind sir. 🐻

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Just now, wacky1980 said:

here, calm down. let me pour you a shot. you're still a peach schnapps kinda guy, right?

Speak for yourself, I drink badass shit like the Norse meads from the Elder Scrolls, you Mike's Hard Lemonade drinking pansy...

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Speak for yourself, I drink badass shit like the Norse meads from the Elder Scrolls, you Mike's Hard Lemonade drinking pansy...

"badass shit" like fermented honey water. come on. we're all adults here. we're talking hard liquor. wow me again.

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5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Yes, but not right now. I really need to make it back to my house. I'm about to pass out. 

just take off your pants and pass out on a park bench. people will know you're hard core and not mess with you.

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10 hours ago, Phillies said:

Gonna walk around town with a bottle of jack in one hand and a pillow in the other begging for cigarettes. 

french vanilla coffee and keeping a nice cool.  some [as] on in the background,

trying to stop the rat race,

too weak to get drunk, 

too sick to sleep,

wishing i spent ten NFL season passes, with Friday pizza night every Friday, the best clothes and education, and personally raised, protected, and loved,

my daughter thats growing up in foster care, (heart breaking man).  

 

wassup wiff yew?

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13 hours ago, Vamped said:

Im going to  drink and play overwatch in my pajamas

 

 

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maybe watch like 5 episodes of Naruto Shippuden on Hulu .... and then play Overwatch some more and then fall asleep stupidly early

 

 

I have overwatch if you ever want a teammate/teammates

 I play with a group of people from here normally so everyone is kind of socially awkward/shy and a few I'm fairly positive are missing a few bolts in the old head

That being said I'd completely understand if you saw this and were like "yeah......nah." 

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