scoobdog Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: alright. but if we're going big, than go big. absinthe all around! Eh. I'll settle for absinthe. 1
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Bro don't call me a lightweight, I'm 185 of pure muscle. Do you know how hard it is to stay drunk all the time when you work 5 days a week? 🐃 1
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: the real deal, or that knockoff shit that's like flavored vodka? not that it matters. i'll agree to both. you can get real deal absinthe? 1
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: the real deal, or that knockoff shit that's like flavored vodka? not that it matters. i'll agree to both. real deal. i mean...honestly. one shot. ~ i think the real deal is only in vegas. that fake stuff, slow nursing otherwise get sick as shit. Edited May 25, 2018 by discolemonade 2
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: you can get real deal absinthe? if you have friends overseas, sure. 2
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: real deal. i mean...honestly. one shot. that fake stuff, slow nursing otherwise get sick as shit. well, too late to back out now! i'm in. 1
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: well, too late to back out now! i'm in. i'm in. 1
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Bro don't call me a lightweight, I'm 185 of pure muscle. Do you know how hard it is to stay drunk all the time when you work 5 days a week? 🐃 there are loads of functional alcoholics in this world, who hold down jobs and yet don't see the sober side of the pillow for months at a time. being a lightweight isn't necessarily a bad thing, bud. lightweights make cheap dates. hey, that rhymes. 2
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Eh. I'll settle for absinthe. lol "settle." this guy. 1
Phillies Posted May 25, 2018 Author Posted May 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, FieryDoom said: I don't smoke meth. Oh welcome back.
Phillies Posted May 25, 2018 Author Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Bro don't call me a lightweight, I'm 185 of pure muscle. Do you know how hard it is to stay drunk all the time when you work 5 days a week? 🐃 I weigh 265 pounds and don't work at all, therefore I am more efficient.
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: there are loads of functional alcoholics in this world, who hold down jobs and yet don't see the sober side of the pillow for months at a time. being a lightweight isn't necessarily a bad thing, bud. lightweights make cheap dates. hey, that rhymes. Dude, you're gonna get hurt. Please leave this lightweight talk out of your vernacular. *cracks knuckles* 🏋️♂️
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: if you have friends overseas, sure. But where overseas? I drank Absinthe in France and it didn't make me hallucinate. I was disappointed by that 2
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Dude, you're gonna get hurt. Please leave this lightweight talk out of your vernacular. *cracks knuckles* 🏋️♂️ dude. brah. homey. you're approaching this thing all wrong. if you're a lightweight, that means the only way is up. you'll be even better after a few more benders. work those drinking muscles buddy.
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: But where overseas? I drank Absinthe in France and it didn't make me hallucinate. I was disappointed by that Please don't laugh at him, Pooh. Wacky is a total clown. 1
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: But where overseas? I drank Absinthe in France and it didn't make me hallucinate. I was disappointed by that i don't know. i have friends who have brought it back from somewhere in northern europe, is all i remember. 1
scoobdog Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: But where overseas? I drank Absinthe in France and it didn't make me hallucinate. I was disappointed by that I don't think it's done that since the Prohibition era. 2
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: dude. brah. homey. you're approaching this thing all wrong. if you're a lightweight, that means the only way is up. you'll be even better after a few more benders. work those drinking muscles buddy. Take a few steps back there, kind sir. 🐻
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Take a few steps back there, kind sir. 🐻 here, calm down. let me pour you a shot. you're still a peach schnapps kinda guy, right? 3
Phillies Posted May 25, 2018 Author Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: I don't think it's done that since the Prohibition era. Its a scam these days.
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Please don't laugh at him, Pooh. Wacky is a total clown. 1
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I don't think it's done that since the Prohibition era. Is that when they stopped using wormwood
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: here, calm down. let me pour you a shot. you're still a peach schnapps kinda guy, right? Speak for yourself, I drink badass shit like the Norse meads from the Elder Scrolls, you Mike's Hard Lemonade drinking pansy... 2
scoobdog Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Dunno. I know it used to kill people because it wasn't properly distilled, but not sure when they stopped using wormwood. 2
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: here, calm down. let me pour you a shot. you're still a peach schnapps kinda guy, right? Stop laughing at his dumbass posts, Pooh!!!!! Wtf is this!!!! 😡 2
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Speak for yourself, I drink badass shit like the Norse meads from the Elder Scrolls, you Mike's Hard Lemonade drinking pansy... "badass shit" like fermented honey water. come on. we're all adults here. we're talking hard liquor. wow me again.
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Dunno. I know it used to kill people because it wasn't properly distilled, but not sure when they stopped using wormwood. brb Google time.... https://www.chromatographytoday.com/news/gc-mdgc/32/breaking-news/why-was-wormwood-absinthe-banned-looking-back-100-years-with-chromatography/32553 1 1
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: "badass shit" like fermented honey water. come on. we're all adults here. we're talking hard liquor. wow me again. Don't go there. Don't you ever go there.
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Stop laughing at his dumbass posts, Pooh!!!!! Wtf is this!!!! 😡 Do you need a hug? 1
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: here, calm down. let me pour you a shot. you're still a peach schnapps kinda guy, right? gawd damnit. i BET he's a goldschlinger drinker. or what ever that gold shit is. 2
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Do you need a hug? Yes, but not right now. I really need to make it back to my house. I'm about to pass out. 2
FieryDoom Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Phillies said: I don't smoke meth. Oh welcome back. OK, substitute meth for anal sex. 2
Ginguy Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 I was gonna finally post what I think about the Nunes memo, but I'll just laugh at Zeni instead.... 1
Naraku4656 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 i got a party at 7:30, date tomorrow, barbecue sunday and monday 1
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Yes, but not right now. I really need to make it back to my house. I'm about to pass out. That's the best time for hugs, you can get carried home
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Yes, but not right now. I really need to make it back to my house. I'm about to pass out. colt 45 got you feeling all light and airy?
Misaka Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, Phillies said: I weigh 265 pounds and don't work at all, therefore I am more efficient. You're fatter than me
FieryDoom Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Yes, but not right now. I really need to make it back to my house. I'm about to pass out. just take off your pants and pass out on a park bench. people will know you're hard core and not mess with you. 2
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, FieryDoom said: just take off your pants and pass out on a park bench. people will know you're hard core and not mess with you. yeah Zeni, do it 1
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Don't go there. Don't you ever go there. my sister makes mead. and she drinks it too. Edited May 25, 2018 by wacky1980 2
nameraka Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 stay sober go to bed early get up at 5am and go to work. yay, my life!
Phillies Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Misaka said: You're fatter than me Its all the poptarts and pringels. And lack of activity.
death_by_motorboat Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 10 hours ago, Phillies said: Gonna walk around town with a bottle of jack in one hand and a pillow in the other begging for cigarettes. french vanilla coffee and keeping a nice cool. some [as] on in the background, trying to stop the rat race, too weak to get drunk, too sick to sleep, wishing i spent ten NFL season passes, with Friday pizza night every Friday, the best clothes and education, and personally raised, protected, and loved, my daughter thats growing up in foster care, (heart breaking man). wassup wiff yew?
molarbear Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 13 hours ago, Vamped said: Im going to drink and play overwatch in my pajamas .... maybe watch like 5 episodes of Naruto Shippuden on Hulu .... and then play Overwatch some more and then fall asleep stupidly early I have overwatch if you ever want a teammate/teammates I play with a group of people from here normally so everyone is kind of socially awkward/shy and a few I'm fairly positive are missing a few bolts in the old head That being said I'd completely understand if you saw this and were like "yeah......nah." 1
molarbear Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 9 hours ago, wacky1980 said: here, calm down. let me pour you a shot. you're still a peach schnapps kinda guy, right? You had the perfect opportunity here to make a "Calm down, I got some Zima and a pack of skittles" joke
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, molarbear said: You had the perfect opportunity here to make a "Calm down, I got some Zima and a pack of skittles" joke He probably doesn't have any Zima though, because why would he?
molarbear Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: He probably doesn't have any Zima though, because why would he? it's still a funny joke
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