Bouvre Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 Year after year on the monkey's face -- a monkey face. - Basho 1
nameraka Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 japanese is hard i dislike their poetry i go eat hot dog
Still Me Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 Haiku starts with five then continues with seven followed by five more now I’ve seen you fail dishonor to your family commit seppuku 1
Bouvre Posted April 18, 2018 Author Posted April 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, nameraka said: japanese is hard i dislike their poetry i go eat hot dog You are missing out my dude. Let me form this for renga.
Naraku4656 Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator 1 1
Bouvre Posted April 18, 2018 Author Posted April 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: Haiku starts with five then continues with seven followed by five more now I’ve seen you fail dishonor to your family commit seppuku English is too terse For bullshit archaic forms. Make it shorter, bitch! 1
Bouvre Posted April 18, 2018 Author Posted April 18, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator Only bad haiku Don't make sense. Please try harder -- Crow in the heather.
Still Me Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bouvre said: English is too terse For bullshit archaic forms. Make it shorter, bitch! I don’t make the rules just have to abide by them bitch please suck it up 2
Bouvre Posted April 18, 2018 Author Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: I don’t make the rules just have to abide by them bitch please suck it up Abiding by rules Is for suckers and basics. So here I am, ho
Still Me Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Abiding by rules Is for suckers and basics. So here I am, ho Come at me bouvre You cant handle none of this bringing fight tour back 1
fuggnificent Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 I havent written one Since a teenager i was Damnit getting old
Still Me Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: I havent written one Since a teenager i was Damnit getting old That first line had 6
Bouvre Posted April 18, 2018 Author Posted April 18, 2018 14 minutes ago, Still Me said: Come at me bouvre You cant handle none of this bringing fight tour back Bouvre is pronounced boov So your first line is just 4. Oh well, life's a bitch
Still Me Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Bouvre said: Bouvre is pronounced boov So your first line is just 4. Oh well, life's a bitch Always say boe vye not my fault it’s spelled fucked up we fight to the death 1
Bouvre Posted April 18, 2018 Author Posted April 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: Always say boe vye not my fault it’s spelled fucked up we fight to the death I'm already dead This is just to say M Night Can eat my damned dick
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 49 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I'm already dead This is just to say M Night Can eat my damned dick 58 minutes ago, Still Me said: Always say boe vye not my fault it’s spelled fucked up we fight to the death It's like a feudal japan rap battle 1 2
Still Me Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 48 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I'm already dead This is just to say M Night Can eat my damned dick M night shyamalon His movies really suck ass why give him money? 1
Chapinator_X Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 Party Rock is in the house tonight, everybo dy just have a good 2
TrigunBebop Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 I had a balloon. Tried to blow it up real big. But then it went "BANG!" 2
Codename: Jackass Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 I thought of death Customers screaming "I want scratch-offs" 1
Codename: Jackass Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 Food is expired Coffee scorched in the carafe I hate you, first shift. 1
Still Me Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 15 minutes ago, empty said: I thought of death Customers screaming "I want scratch-offs" 4,5,4?
Bouvre Posted April 18, 2018 Author Posted April 18, 2018 8 hours ago, empty said: I thought of death Customers screaming "I want scratch-offs" This is one of my faves 1
bnmjy Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 Contrary to popular belief, haikus are dependent on morae, a more basic form of sound, not syllables. For example, Osaka has three syllables, but four morae, as the O is elongated. So in a haiku, Osaka would take up four sound slots. 1
Bouvre Posted April 18, 2018 Author Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, bnmjy said: Contrary to popular belief, haikus are dependent on morae, a more basic form of sound, not syllables. For example, Osaka has three syllables, but four morae, as the O is elongated. So in a haiku, Osaka would take up four sound slots. Yep! Though writing/translating haiku in English, it goes without saying our understanding of the rules is going to be limited/altered. Edited April 18, 2018 by Bouvre
1pooh4u Posted April 18, 2018 Posted April 18, 2018 Spring never to come Mind snaps from eternal cold Summer saves the day 4
1938 Packard Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 I play lotteries. Just a dollar buys a dream. Oops, I lost again. 3
Codename: Jackass Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 The man wants soft pack "You said you'd have some Tuesday!" Hard pack are the same 1
TrigunBebop Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 Trying to think of More haikus about balloons But I got nothing 2
Codename: Jackass Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 Many lovely orbs Latex of many colors Mylar, go to hell. 2 1
Codename: Jackass Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 Is total correct? You cancelled the transaction. Please learn how to read. 1
Codename: Jackass Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 You wiped your asshole Then threw it into the trash What the fuck is that? 1 1
TrigunBebop Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 Beautiful balloon. So firm yet so very soft. I hug you gently. 1
Codename: Jackass Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 "Got pizza ready?" There's nothing in the hot box It takes time to cook 1
Codename: Jackass Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 Another hard day But solace is always there Thanks very much, Pabst. 1
TrigunBebop Posted April 20, 2018 Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) I tried to enjoy Dynasty Warriors Nine But it was awful Edited April 20, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1
Still Me Posted April 20, 2018 Posted April 20, 2018 My cat woke me up when I touch her she bites me shes gonna kill me
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