SlappyKincaid Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 FUCKS SAKE, STOP YOU FUCKING ANIMAL WHAT IF PEOPLE DID THIS "HEY FRANK, LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE" 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 "HEY BOB HOW WAS WORK TODAY? LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE! LET ME SIT NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH AND PUT MY BARE ASSHOLE ON YOUR ARM" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 "DON'T MIND ME, JUST GONNA LICK MY ASSHOLE FOR 5 MINUTES" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Same reason as the rest of us. Bare asshole gotta breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 why does this get moved to df? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 It didn't, but I'll help give it the full exposure it truly deserves 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Poof said: why does this get moved to df? I made it in there, it seemed appropriate at the time Edited March 31, 2018 by SlappyKincaid reverse shitposting confuses me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Thanks, I needed this genuine laugh. It was a hearty one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Cats are outside pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Scent glands - they're marking you as being "theirs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 Another thing: "HEY JOE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING? TAKING A SHIT? LET ME HANG OUT WITH YOU WHILE YOU SQUEEZE OUT SOME LOGS, NICE DAY WE'RE HAVING, HOW'S THE SHITTING GOING? GREAT! CAN I HAVE SOME FOOD?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Scent glands - they're marking you as being "theirs". at least he doesn't spray like feral cats or unneutered ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 4 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: at least he doesn't spray like feral cats or unneutered ones. Coworker says her cat does this. I'd like to go to her place sometime to watch some movies but I'd rather not get cat spunk on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Nothing says 'Clean the litter box better, servant-with-thumbs' like leaving a chocolate starfish print on a pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted April 1, 2018 Author Share Posted April 1, 2018 4 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Nothing says 'Clean the litter box better, servant-with-thumbs' like leaving a chocolate starfish print on a pillow. usually with mine is when he shits on the floor in front of the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Because nobody mass produces cat pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 oh, like you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Hey now. Don't knock it until you've tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 I'm sure some bored scientists did a study on it before. Interesting thing to google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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