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I have no idea why when you tell people, especially coworkers, that you have a problem with alcohol, they want to test that shit.....We had a couple of beers at lunch....I got a 5th of vodka in my trunk.....This is their fault.

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Just now, fuggnificent said:

Tell your friend to seek help. Hes going off the rails.

He's fine. 

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Just now, discolemonade said:

every friday we had 'liquid lunch' 

and then usually skip out the rest of the work day. 

it was good to be in the upper echelon. ;)

I just get tired. 

 

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6 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

How'd your posts get so awesome all of a sudden? Its drugs, isn't it?

LOL yeah I actually just got really high for the first time in a full day like 25 minutes ago. I should get off my phone 

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Just now, fuggnificent said:

He drinking like a fish. He losing it.

I never understood that idiom....  How much does a fish drink? 

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Just now, Nabloom said:

None. That's like saying how much air do we eat

So..  I'm that means,  umm...  Buddy...  Eh fuck this I'm gonna go take a shit. 

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6 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Actually, while I have done this before....I got someone meeting me today.  I'm good.  But otherwise you would be right

Extremely funny concept 

@Mix Idk why 

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never done booze at work

in fact

I've ever even gone to work O_o

 

lol actually I haven't done booze at work, sniffing heroin in the bathroom at work yeah lots of times

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2 minutes ago, Phillies said:

never done booze at work

in fact

I've ever even gone to work O_o

 

lol actually I haven't done booze at work, sniffing heroin in the bathroom at work yeah lots of times

Didn't kno u could sniff heroin 

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, fuggnificent said:

Didn't kno u could sniff heroin 

Yeah if its good heroin it works allright... waste of money some people would say but I like it.

 

edit: and I like the dope drip lol

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On 3/22/2018 at 2:20 PM, Derrick Foreal said:

I have no idea why when you tell people, especially coworkers, that you have a problem with alcohol, they want to test that shit.....We had a couple of beers at lunch....I got a 5th of vodka in my trunk.....This is their fault.

Maybe you shouldn't have bought that 5th then.

Posted
1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said:

Ah cool, you posted bail I see....

haha, can't even pretend that's not a plausible scenario....but nah.....new gig, new people, not enough hours in the day....

 

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Alcohol can be alright. Better than the reputation my co worker at my past job had. He was a chronic masturbator. He jerked in the bathroom I swear 2-4 times every shift. Pretty gross

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Just now, MegaNaraku said:

Alcohol can be alright. Better than the reputation my co worker at my past job had. He was a chronic masturbator. He jerked in the bathroom I swear 2-4 times every shift. Pretty gross

aww, c'mon man, be cool....all that is behind me now....i'm in therapy (court mandated), i'm seeing a nice girl (through neighbors window), and pretty soon I'll be on the current season of American's Idol has  the Talented Voice (recently off meds).....

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2 minutes ago, Mix said:

aww, c'mon man, be cool....all that is behind me now....i'm in therapy (court mandated), i'm seeing a nice girl (through neighbors window), and pretty soon I'll be on the current season of American's Idol has  the Talented Voice (recently off meds).....

You’re right. Who am I to judge!? You’re doing great pal!

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1 minute ago, MegaNaraku said:

You’re right. Who am I to judge!? You’re doing great pal!

thanks for saying that, Art Jimmerson....you're a class act....

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I'd love to go to lunch with some co-workers and day drink

.........

 

 

 

Nah. I'm joking. Fuck those hoes.

Bout to do it in a few.....But I'm also off, so it's not at work but still day drinking

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Just now, Derrick Foreal said:

Bout to do it in a few.....But I'm also off, so it's not at work but still day drinking

I got the house to myself so I'm thinking the same... but I also want to fuck with English assholes in sea of thieves and it's become very apparent that I can't hang in that game while drinking. And since being on this diet... my drunk state is ultra drunk... even off wine... I've become a bitch.

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I have only smelled beer. I can smell the glory, but dare not taste.

I was gonna say something about this being posted yesterday, but I guess the joke's on me because I see this was posted over a week ago. Shit. I hate it when that happens.

 

Posted
18 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I have only smelled beer. I can smell the glory, but dare not taste.

I was gonna say something about this being posted yesterday, but I guess the joke's on me because I see this was posted over a week ago. Shit. I hate it when that happens.

 

if yo say so

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19 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I have only smelled beer. I can smell the glory, but dare not taste.

I was gonna say something about this being posted yesterday, but I guess the joke's on me because I see this was posted over a week ago. Shit. I hate it when that happens.

 

@Nabloom....Not Musket

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11 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said:

@Nabloom....Not Musket

AN IMPOSTER! 

But nah that rant about black holes and math sealed it for me, it's him. He must've meant he's only smelled but not tasted beer so far that day, not ever, and said he'd dare not taste bc that was posted at like noon Pacific time and he's not an alcoholic. 

Enough of this reluctance. Embrace your brother. 

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