André Toulon Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I have no idea why when you tell people, especially coworkers, that you have a problem with alcohol, they want to test that shit.....We had a couple of beers at lunch....I got a 5th of vodka in my trunk.....This is their fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Driving home from work drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Problem is subjective. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Driving home from work drunk How'd your posts get so awesome all of a sudden? Its drugs, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Clu said: Problem is subjective. Tell your friend to seek help. Hes going off the rails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: Tell your friend to seek help. Hes going off the rails. He's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 every friday we had 'liquid lunch' and then usually skip out the rest of the work day. it was good to be in the upper echelon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: every friday we had 'liquid lunch' and then usually skip out the rest of the work day. it was good to be in the upper echelon. I just get tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: I just get tired. tired? 'splain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: How'd your posts get so awesome all of a sudden? Its drugs, isn't it? LOL yeah I actually just got really high for the first time in a full day like 25 minutes ago. I should get off my phone Edited March 22, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Driving home from work drunk Actually, while I have done this before....I got someone meeting me today. I'm good. But otherwise you would be right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 26 minutes ago, Clu said: He's fine. He drinking like a fish. He losing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 22 minutes ago, Nabloom said: LOL yeah I actually just got really high for the first time in a full day like 25 minutes ago. I should get off my phone No post moar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: He drinking like a fish. He losing it. I never understood that idiom.... How much does a fish drink? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 25 minutes ago, Clu said: I just get tired. All the not working is tiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Clu said: I never understood that idiom.... How much does a fish drink? LOADS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: I never understood that idiom.... How much does a fish drink? None. That's like saying how much air do we eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: None. That's like saying how much air do we eat So.. I'm that means, umm... Buddy... Eh fuck this I'm gonna go take a shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Actually, while I have done this before....I got someone meeting me today. I'm good. But otherwise you would be right Extremely funny concept @Mix Idk why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 20 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Extremely funny concept @Mix Idk why Mix is dead, man.....Fell in the same ditch your son did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 never done booze at work in fact I've ever even gone to work O_o lol actually I haven't done booze at work, sniffing heroin in the bathroom at work yeah lots of times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Phillies said: never done booze at work in fact I've ever even gone to work O_o lol actually I haven't done booze at work, sniffing heroin in the bathroom at work yeah lots of times Didn't kno u could sniff heroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: Didn't kno u could sniff heroin Yeah if its good heroin it works allright... waste of money some people would say but I like it. edit: and I like the dope drip lol Edited March 22, 2018 by Phillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 3/22/2018 at 3:26 PM, Derrick Foreal said: Mix is dead, man.....Fell in the same ditch your son did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mix said: Ah cool, you posted bail I see.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 3/22/2018 at 2:20 PM, Derrick Foreal said: I have no idea why when you tell people, especially coworkers, that you have a problem with alcohol, they want to test that shit.....We had a couple of beers at lunch....I got a 5th of vodka in my trunk.....This is their fault. Maybe you shouldn't have bought that 5th then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said: Ah cool, you posted bail I see.... haha, can't even pretend that's not a plausible scenario....but nah.....new gig, new people, not enough hours in the day.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Alcohol can be alright. Better than the reputation my co worker at my past job had. He was a chronic masturbator. He jerked in the bathroom I swear 2-4 times every shift. Pretty gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Just now, MegaNaraku said: Alcohol can be alright. Better than the reputation my co worker at my past job had. He was a chronic masturbator. He jerked in the bathroom I swear 2-4 times every shift. Pretty gross aww, c'mon man, be cool....all that is behind me now....i'm in therapy (court mandated), i'm seeing a nice girl (through neighbors window), and pretty soon I'll be on the current season of American's Idol has the Talented Voice (recently off meds)..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mix said: aww, c'mon man, be cool....all that is behind me now....i'm in therapy (court mandated), i'm seeing a nice girl (through neighbors window), and pretty soon I'll be on the current season of American's Idol has the Talented Voice (recently off meds)..... You’re right. Who am I to judge!? You’re doing great pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 minute ago, MegaNaraku said: You’re right. Who am I to judge!? You’re doing great pal! thanks for saying that, Art Jimmerson....you're a class act.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mix said: thanks for saying that, Art Jimmerson....you're a class act.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 3/22/2018 at 11:34 AM, Clu said: He's fine. Tell your other friend she's fat and she's bending the rails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I'd love to go to lunch with some co-workers and day drink ......... Nah. I'm joking. Fuck those hoes. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 20 minutes ago, Vamped said: I'd love to go to lunch with some co-workers and day drink ......... Nah. I'm joking. Fuck those hoes. Bout to do it in a few.....But I'm also off, so it's not at work but still day drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Just now, Derrick Foreal said: Bout to do it in a few.....But I'm also off, so it's not at work but still day drinking I got the house to myself so I'm thinking the same... but I also want to fuck with English assholes in sea of thieves and it's become very apparent that I can't hang in that game while drinking. And since being on this diet... my drunk state is ultra drunk... even off wine... I've become a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Bout to do it in a few.....But I'm also off, so it's not at work but still day drinking Since yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Since yesterday? You don't understand how days or drinking works, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I have only smelled beer. I can smell the glory, but dare not taste. I was gonna say something about this being posted yesterday, but I guess the joke's on me because I see this was posted over a week ago. Shit. I hate it when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 rule number 457 of alcoholism alcoholism is always someone else's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Author Share Posted April 5, 2018 18 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I have only smelled beer. I can smell the glory, but dare not taste. I was gonna say something about this being posted yesterday, but I guess the joke's on me because I see this was posted over a week ago. Shit. I hate it when that happens. if yo say so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Author Share Posted April 5, 2018 19 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I have only smelled beer. I can smell the glory, but dare not taste. I was gonna say something about this being posted yesterday, but I guess the joke's on me because I see this was posted over a week ago. Shit. I hate it when that happens. @Nabloom....Not Musket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: @Nabloom....Not Musket AN IMPOSTER! But nah that rant about black holes and math sealed it for me, it's him. He must've meant he's only smelled but not tasted beer so far that day, not ever, and said he'd dare not taste bc that was posted at like noon Pacific time and he's not an alcoholic. Enough of this reluctance. Embrace your brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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