viperxmns Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 when your problems dont even feel like whack a mole anymore but a mole poking out of every hole on the board at once and you got only one hammer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 Waking up and feeling like going right back to bed within 5 minutes of semi-existing sets a really weird tone for the day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 I told these kids to never make a big deal about my birthday, because I definitely don't....but this is what I told them when they would want to spend the little $5 I gave them on me. But they have actual money now....I don't want a gift, r even a happy birthday....but the least you could do is feed yourselves 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 Finished up the gift ordering, warned them that things will show up as they show up [ the littles are pretty chill about waiting because they know their Auntie Strange is going to send something good ]. Spent too much, want to go to the bookstore for 'self-care' but should probably wait until pay day [ I've also temp-covered the store's holiday catering too so yeah, I hate my credit card bill right now ]. Then an oops. Little #2 forgot to ask for art tablets for all the art supplies she is hoping to get. I don't wanna shop anymore. -.-; I just want a vacation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 I hate popular items. Ordered 3 of those Harry Potter mini potion kits. Got...2 mini potion kits and a weird Harry Potter mystery plush-in-a-ball that I know is cheaper than those potion balls. The balls don't even look the same. And they are once again completely out so I had to opt for a refund on one. They are already getting way the hell too much but this would have been random and fun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 Two months since I paid out the ass for another phone charger. Two months. And now it wants to pull that shit again. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 Mint doesn't belong anywhere near chocolate. ... I don't like eating toothpaste. Thanks. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 Do you ever get off a train just to freak out you don't remember where you parked only for it to occur to you 30 minutes later there's a whole other side of the tracks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 My good can opener has apparently grown legs and escaped. The only one I can find is this piece of crap that won’t even fit the can I need to open. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 You ask for help, and I’ll help you. No problem. But you deliberately yell at me before anything’s even started, making a scene in your own neighborhood to make me look bad, and I’m supposed to be fine with that. Obviously don’t want you to do any of the things I told you to do to yourself... but I said it. Gotta stand tall by my words when yours mean nothing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 21, 2024 Share Posted December 21, 2024 Slipped on the ice and landed extra hard today. Slowly locking up now and the delayed bruises are starting to bloom from ankle to ass to shoulder blade. Tomorrow is going to be extra fun at work. -.-; 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 21, 2024 Share Posted December 21, 2024 (edited) Ordering food just because I didn’t feel like making anything myself, only to find hair in my fries. Karma strikes again. Edited December 21, 2024 by The_annoying_one Left out a letter in a word. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 22, 2024 Share Posted December 22, 2024 Cold, sleepy and in bed...but can't shake this feeling that I've forgotten something...I wish you could just turn the brain off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 Trying to do a really important video call in a house full of people is a special kind of hell. But that’s been my reality for the past hour. I need food and a nap now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 23, 2024 Share Posted December 23, 2024 (edited) Omfg, I will never buy gifts on the 23rd again. I have no idea how I used to have the patience for this....I want to just die now. This is one time I'm more than happy to pay the kids door dash bill...I am getting in bed....NOW. No weed, no food, NO TV....I just need fucking silence. Edited December 23, 2024 by André Toulon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 E-mail yesterday that packages would be delivered today. Get home, no packages. Check the office and no packages there. That's fine, the weather around here tends to slow things down anyway. Check e-mails. Message that both boxes have been delivered with a photo of them both sitting on my doormat in the hallway. Some fuckwit stole my packages. There are now notices plastered on all the exits and my door demanding them back because they are frickin' presents for a child [ my 2 year old nephew to be exact ] and calling them an asshole. Let's see if anything shakes loose. And if it turns out to be the creep across the hall, I'm getting him evicted. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Christmas is for basketball. The NFL trying to muscle in on the NBA’s turf with games on Netflix is no bueno. It’s especially obnoxious since they’re on Netflix, while the NBA has the common courtesy to put the games on network, over the air television. Football already have Thanksgiving. Christmas is for b-ball. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 I woke up in a bad mood today and certain events have gone out of their way to justify it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 Dating in this lifetime sucks balls. I want the cute romance. Not pictures of your dick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 27, 2024 Share Posted December 27, 2024 13 minutes ago, UwPp said: Dating in this lifetime sucks balls. I want the cute romance. Not pictures of your dick. You said it was cute! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 27, 2024 Share Posted December 27, 2024 A fucking 2008 SINGLEPLAYER GAME will not run - - NOT BECAUSE OF SYSTEM SPECS - - because of a forced integrated ”launcher” and emphasis on online multiplayer barely (if at all) supported anymore. They even made me log in to my Social Club account that I haven’t used in 8 fucking years. Just to play a 2008 game, that failed to work anyway. I’ve heard bad things about the PC version but holy fucking shit why wasn’t this ever a lawsuit of any kind? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 That feeling when you know you can help someone out but not without severely impacting your own well being. Fuck, I hate having a conscience sometimes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 These butchers are just a bunch of unaccountable divas. Every last one of them. All they do is whine about every little thing. They're always the first ones to leave and leaving me with enough meat to put out the shelves. Every time truck pulls up they want run outside to go smoke all while being in the way. If one gets hit by the high-low because they're on millionth smoke break I'm not going to feel bad about it. Get the hell out of the way. It doesn't help that none of morons like each other so it's bad energy all around. And none of them wants to work on Sunday which is a problem because we're stuck with whatever janky ass meat that wasn't marked down or thrown out. How about if you're not going to be here on Sunday then mark down and throw out the janky meat the night before. And God forbid try to check them on anything. Instead of listening to the the issues that being brought up this old ass clown wants to take his ball and go home. They should have let the motherfucker walk instead begging him to come back. And now the head butcher knows the bosses are indeed his bitch and he basically can do whatever the fuck he wants to without any consequences and everyone has deal his other stooge's bullshit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 30, 2024 Share Posted December 30, 2024 Folding clothes because I'm out of socks... currently wearing those grippy socks they give you in the hospital. I hate folding laundry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 30, 2024 Share Posted December 30, 2024 How am I supposed to reschedule a doctors appointment if they don’t even answer their phones? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 (edited) BCBS has me locked out of my account. I need my new insurance info....I haven't had to actually log into this shit because it's on auto pay and they usually mail me a card, but now they don't and the info on file is dated. I can't get texts to a number I no longer have. I have to call them....the last thing I want to do on this planet is call an ins company Edited January 4 by André Toulon 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Did I really waste $25 buying a movie on Prime Video only for it to not play? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 They kept hyping up a nasty blizzard and of course it’s just some sorry ass snow with rain. Because everyone loves cold rain immediately after everything’s covered. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 I have a bright-and-early doctor’s appointment tomorrow morning in another city. The kind of appointment where they ask me how I’m doing, I tell them I’m fine, and they tell me to come back in 6 months. It’s also supposed to rain all day tomorrow. I don’t like anything right now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 *actually has a full weekend off I'm going to get so much done this weekend! Also me *farts the weekend away by taking a nap and sitting in front of the computer for hours at a time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Today was awful, apparently I was supposed to be off today. They schedule the gave me said I was supposed to today I guess I wasn't so I ended up working today. And to top it all off I was off yesterday too. I haven't had a full weekend off in years and plus there was an afternoon hockey game I could've watched. I didn't have to cook either be cause I had plenty of lelftovers, just fuck me 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) That annoying couple next door, if they're not fucking they're fighting. If they're not fighing they're fucking Edited January 6 by Blazing Puck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Blaaah having one of those times it said the thing i orderd was delivered but I DONT GOT IT now i gotta wait a day or two to see if this stupid fucking company replies to my customer service just give me my BUBBLE WRAP that i had to order ONLINE because the IDIOT STORES here only sell an OVERPRICED AS FUCK TINY ASS ROLL of it FUCK YOU 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Ugh, sick kids on my last day off. Neff is definitely sick, but I think buddy just knows an opportunity when he sees it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Powerbank lifespans are BULLSHIT man surely we can create better tech than this but all too often THE MAN doesn't want to build shit THAT LASTS they just want you to KEEP BUYING MORE but if you ask me I'd rather support a company that makes things that WONT BREAK if I buy your shit and IT DIES why should i keep SUPPORTING YOU? FUCK YOU 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Never thought someone would cop an attitude with me for asking for what’s rightfully mine but here I am. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 On 1/6/2025 at 6:28 PM, viperxmns said: Blaaah having one of those times it said the thing i orderd was delivered but I DONT GOT IT now i gotta wait a day or two to see if this stupid fucking company replies to my customer service just give me my BUBBLE WRAP that i had to order ONLINE because the IDIOT STORES here only sell an OVERPRICED AS FUCK TINY ASS ROLL of it FUCK YOU Try asking at places like craft and home good stores if you can have a shot at any bubble wrap they get their freight in. As long as you are polite about it, you'll probably get an entire garbage bag full of assorted sizes of it for free after the main freight day. Some of those pieces are big enough to wrap furniture in because that's what they were for in the first place. * * * * The kitten's new favorite place to fall asleep is...right across my neck as I'm trying to sleep. Baby kitten, you are the sweet but you are also now 7 pounds of furry weasel right across my trachea at 3 in the frickin' morning. Curl up in my armpit if you are that cold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 6 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Try asking at places like craft and home good stores if you can have a shot at any bubble wrap they get their freight in. As long as you are polite about it, you'll probably get an entire garbage bag full of assorted sizes of it for free after the main freight day. Some of those pieces are big enough to wrap furniture in because that's what they were for in the first place. * * * * The kitten's new favorite place to fall asleep is...right across my neck as I'm trying to sleep. Baby kitten, you are the sweet but you are also now 7 pounds of furry weasel right across my trachea at 3 in the frickin' morning. Curl up in my armpit if you are that cold. Currently waiting on amazon after amazon said i had to contact the seller and then the seller told me to contact amazon Apparently it was delivered but was either stolen or the wind blew it away before i could retrieve it But anyway that's interesting 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 That’s new... Something I upload is barred from multiple territories for using 7 seconds of a Candi Staton song (you don’t know who Candi Staton is in 2025), but they give patreon-like features to other YouTube videos; let alone, ones where a guy just watches a clip of Homer getting a vasectomy and says “yo, that’s crazy.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 I was ready to go to sleep at 10, but I pushed until the laundry was done, and now I've got a second wind. And it's a school night, and I promised Dexter I'd get him up at 6.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Called a new doctor yesterday because my primary just isn’t working out for me anymore. I couldn’t give this new office my insurance info because I couldn’t find my card. They said it’s fine. I can just bring the card when I come for my appointment in a few weeks. As soon as I got off the phone, I realized that the card I needed was right in front of me the whole damn time. 🤦♂️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) Until Nintendo themselves announce it these gaming channels need to shut the fuck up about these "Switch 2" rumors. Edited January 11 by Blazing Puck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 There is the world's tiniest cut on the top of my foot, and it hurts like eight bitches in a bitch boat 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 The Lady Killers with Tom Hanks has got to be the worst movie ever made imo. I don't mean production wise or even story wise, but the actual logistics of what they attempted to do topped with Tom Hanks absolutely atrocious acting as a deep South professor just make me legit angry. The idea is he and his crew are going to rob a casino in Biloxi MS. To do this they set up shop in an old elderly woman's house in Saucier MS and plant to tunnel to a riverboat....yes, tunnel to a goddamn boat in the water. Now yes, they are docked...but it still seems impossible. But here's the real problem. Saucier and the coast of Biloxi are every bit of 20 miles plus away from each other....these guys are going to dig a 20 mile tunnel in a matter of days...somehow missing the entire city of Gulfport underground infrastructure in the process. A plot hole shouldn't irk me this way over a movie but it's that and watching Tom Hanks take pinched loaf on camera just infuriates me. I have seen many "bad" movies and some I even like because they are bad ....but this shit has slapping Tom Hanks on my bucket list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 My day so far: Wake up Start eating Have gag reflex for no reason other than trying to swallow Realize this occasionally causes me to puke, so I lie down in hopes it calms down It did not calm down I did not manage to get off the floor and to the bathroom So... I threw up while lying face up I guess that's what puking into your own face is like. 0/10, would not do again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 I tell people I feel like absolute death today and their solution is to completely bum rush me acting like a bunch of demented goddamn maniacs. A lesser man would probably take offense to something like this. I have absolutely no problem being a lesser man today. The gloves are off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 (edited) 15 hours ago, naraku360 said: My day so far: Wake up Start eating Have gag reflex for no reason other than trying to swallow Realize this occasionally causes me to puke, so I lie down in hopes it calms down It did not calm down I did not manage to get off the floor and to the bathroom So... I threw up while lying face up I guess that's what puking into your own face is like. 0/10, would not do again. So, I made the hasty decision to chuck my good, but now covered in vomit, headphones and bought new headphones. Everything seemed good with them.... Except when I tried to plug it in, it turns out what came in the box was the previous model so the cable doesn't fit and the Bluetooth name suggests some guy named Kevin owned them previously. Instacart might give me full credits back, though. Hopefully I can just keep them for effectively free. Edited January 12 by naraku360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Every motherfucker who owns a dog just looked outside and said “it’s not too late. Let’s make this a pup-shitter wonderland!” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Day two of a seven-day-straight work week complete. Just two more days of only 11 hour shifts and three days of only 9 hour shifts and I can finally sleep in on Saturday. I hate inventory. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I love it when my brain decides to just randomly forget common words. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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