Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 We're supposed to go out on Friday night, just need the green light
Codename: Jackass Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 Real lone wolf alphas don't get tied down by a ball and chain, you gotta roam, play the field, sow your wild oats.
Vodkajellyshot Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: We're supposed to go out on Friday night, just need the green light cool beans.. good luck.
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2018 Author Posted January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said: cool beans.. good luck. No luck involved, she's a sexy blonde model and is crazy about me.
Vodkajellyshot Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: she's a sexy blonde model as i suggested .. good luck ..
NaBarney Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 That's really cool how she belongs to only you now right, I'm sure this real marriage will go normally 1
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2018 Author Posted January 17, 2018 We belong to each other, but yes she can't cheat on me unless she wants a Lifetime movie made about me detailing the events of the incident when I catch her and her boytoy in the bedroom together, but that'll never happen because she's crazy about me... psychotic about me... criminally insane about me... She loves and needs me. ????
Houdini Splicer Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 2 hours ago, empty said: Real lone wolf alphas don't get tied down by a ball and chain, you gotta roam, play the field, sow your wild oats. He sows his wild oats... into a sock every night.
lupin_bebop Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 ...........That poor woman. At least we know where to look when the missing persons report is filed. 1
Swimmod_Luna Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 A woman replying to your OKCupid message does not instantly make her your girlfriend, Zeni. 2 1 2
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2018 Author Posted January 17, 2018 I said my wife, not my girlfriend. I corrected myself.
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2018 Author Posted January 17, 2018 50 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: A woman replying to your OKCupid message does not instantly make her your girlfriend, Zeni. I know, not instantly. I meant she's about to be.
Ginguy Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: No luck involved, she's a sexy blonde model and is crazy about me. 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: We belong to each other, but yes she can't cheat on me unless she wants a Lifetime movie made about me detailing the events of the incident when I catch her and her boytoy in the bedroom together, but that'll never happen because she's crazy about me... psychotic about me... criminally insane about me... She loves and needs me. ???? 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: She's my wife. 1
StarPanda Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 So Friday you are gonna post about how she never replied back and say she dint deserve you 1 1
bnmjy Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 The green light must be the led on the fleshlight launch when it's fully recharged. 2
Swimmod_Luna Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I know, not instantly. I meant she's about to be. But still. Most adults go on a few dates with someone before they start calling them their "boyfriend" or "girlfriend", and it's very common for people to just date casually with multiple people at the same time without being exclusive with anyone. You would know this if you actually went on dates with people. 1
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2018 Author Posted January 17, 2018 That's called cheating and can result in the other date getting his ass kicked when the lone wolf alpha male warrior finds out! ???
Swimmod_Luna Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: That's called cheating and can result in the other date getting his ass kicked when the lone wolf alpha male warrior finds out! ??? It's not cheating if you didn't agree to be exclusive. And wouldn't a real alpha male play the field like that himself? You sound pretty beta to me for wanting just one girlfriend 1
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2018 Author Posted January 17, 2018 A real alpha male plays the field and limits the competition. Oh you young ones have so much to learn...
Swimmod_Luna Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: A real alpha male plays the field and limits the competition. Oh you young ones have so much to learn... Ah I see it's only cheating if the woman dates more than one person, okay.
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2018 Author Posted January 17, 2018 Women get to choose anybody and get the luxury of being chased, so it's just a fair handicap when you think about it.
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2018 Author Posted January 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Ah I see it's only cheating if the woman dates more than one person, okay. Umm yeah tell me something I don't know! Might as well say the sky is blue
Kudasai Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 Remember the deal @Phillies. If Zeni gets laid you have to get a job. For your sake you better hope this isn't true.
Ric Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Remember the deal @Phillies. If Zeni gets laid you have to get a job. For your sake you better hope this isn't true. He's going to want citations from at least three witnesses and video evidence.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 18, 2018 Posted January 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Zenigundam said: We're supposed to go out on Friday night, just need the green light That's not a gf, that's your stalkee.
Ginguy Posted January 18, 2018 Posted January 18, 2018 Rogue, you aughta put a bullshit tag on this thread so there is no confusion.
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