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Zenigundam

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We belong to each other, but yes she can't cheat on me unless she wants a Lifetime movie made about me detailing the events of the incident when I catch her and her boytoy in the bedroom together, but that'll never happen because she's crazy about me... psychotic about me... criminally insane about me... She loves and needs me. ????

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4 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

No luck involved, she's a sexy blonde model and is crazy about me.

 

4 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

We belong to each other, but yes she can't cheat on me unless she wants a Lifetime movie made about me detailing the events of the incident when I catch her and her boytoy in the bedroom together, but that'll never happen because she's crazy about me... psychotic about me... criminally insane about me... She loves and needs me. ????

 

4 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

She's my wife.

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2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I know, not instantly. I meant she's about to be.

But still. Most adults go on a few dates with someone before they start calling them their "boyfriend" or "girlfriend", and it's very common for people to just date casually with multiple people at the same time without being exclusive with anyone. You would know this if you actually went on dates with people.

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

That's called cheating and can result in the other date getting his ass kicked when the lone wolf alpha male warrior finds out! ???

It's not cheating if you didn't agree to be exclusive. And wouldn't a real alpha male play the field like that himself? You sound pretty beta to me for wanting just one girlfriend :/

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