That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 hour ago, mochi said: Snap crackle pawp in dis pussy baaayyybeee Post of the year bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 59 minutes ago, Mewn said: Because I'm a cold betch that needs to feel the depths of hell. Knew it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 It's currently -15'F here. Hot showers are a must just to thaw out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: It's currently -15'F here. Hot showers are a must just to thaw out. Do you take showers so hot that your skin is red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 22 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Do you take showers so hot that your skin is red? I take baths that cause boiled lobster colored skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 25 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I take baths that cause boiled lobster colored skin. A-are you a demon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Knew it Just took one. Satan says hi. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Mewn said: Just took one. Satan says hi. What are ya talking about, I never said hi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Mewn said: Just took one. Satan says hi. Tell him I want my money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 19 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: A-are you a demon? I just live in a very cold climate in winter. And in the summer, I take showers that could make ice cubes without a fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I just live in a very cold climate in winter. And in the summer, I take showers that could make ice cubes without a fridge. I havent had an ice machine fridge for the past 6 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I havent had an ice machine fridge for the past 6 years Oh, I've never had one of those things. I meant that the water is so cold I could probably just pour it into a tray and it would already turn into ice cubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Oh, I've never had one of those things. I meant that the water is so cold I could probably just pour it into a tray and it would already turn into ice cubes. I want a minifridge for my bathroom >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 37 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I want a minifridge for my bathroom >_> "I'll bet I could eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time!" - human Bender 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: "I'll bet I could eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time!" - human Bender I just want ice cold tea in the shower! Is that too much to ask? Also I love that episode of Futurama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I take hot showers all the time. Sack up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I take hot showers all the time. Sack up. Sir you are very mean to me. I'm sensitive af homie plz stop breaking my heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 “Why tf do women watch Blazing Saddles” because it’s funny af Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said: “Why tf do women watch Blazing Saddles” because it’s funny af I actually find it boring. Love the theme song tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Sir you are very mean to me. I'm sensitive af homie plz stop breaking my heart I'm just blunt. If you take it as meanness, then I say adjust your delicate sensibilities, get a couple of 2-by-4s, lay them down to build a bridge, and get over it. Edited December 26, 2017 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I'm just blunt. If you take it as meanness, then I say adjust your delicate sensibilities, get a couple of 2-by-4s, lay them down to build a bridge, and get over it. Honestly bro you got me wanting to quit the internet right now. You're just too raw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 After doing the snow a hot shower sounds very good since everything is numbed anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Yes. Please do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Yes. Please do. Don't bully the fresh meat We need to remove zeni and the scam guy first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Not bullying him. Just hazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Not bullying him. Just hazing. Well don't mace him by the stairs I still haven't finished processing the idiot fell down the stairs insurance rants was an easy one dumpster fire was tricky here well this is a select vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Not bullying him. Just hazing. Try not to haze me with your purse next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 this is relevant. i was with one the other day that did this and it resulted in me jumping out of the shower and falling down, i poked my head back in and said i'll come back in when satan is done showering they def dont all do it, an ex of mine loved cold showers except during the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, The Hound said: this is relevant. i was with one the other day that did this and it resulted in me jumping out of the shower and falling down, i poked my head back in and said i'll come back in when satan is done showering they def dont all do it, an ex of mine loved cold showers except during the winter. See I'm really glad someone agrees with me. EVERYONE in this GAWD DAMED THREAD has been saying that I'm the puss. I'm not a puss. I trained with Chuck Norris. But srs that Chick that liked cold showers is just an alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 We do it to avoid awkward shower sex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 15 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: We do it to avoid awkward shower sex How is shower sex awkward tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: How is shower sex awkward tho? Balance, positioning and the water making sex dry af. It's never been like in the movies for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: Balance, positioning and the water making sex dry af. It's never been like in the movies for me. Oh me neither. Awkward isn't the right word for me. I'd describe it as impossible. The movies make it look easy. It's even worse if you're tall. Lol forget about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 5 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Oh me neither. Awkward isn't the right word for me. I'd describe it as impossible. The movies make it look easy. It's even worse if you're tall. Lol forget about it. For me shower sex has always resulted in a comedy of errors, shower curtains torn off, or glass doors broken. Yup, more than one deposit on apartments I didn't get back 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 So I always take super hot showers but since I started showering with my girlfriend I realized my temperature setting wasn't shit. She is the spawn of Satan and actively cranks the heat to the max every time we shower. I just wind up cowering behind her until it's time to rinse off so I can sneak in a faucet turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: So I always take super hot showers but since I started showering with my girlfriend I realized my temperature setting wasn't shit. She is the spawn of Satan and actively cranks the heat to the max every time we shower. I just wind up cowering behind her until it's time to rinse off so I can sneak in a faucet turn. You know what the only thing worse than showering with a spawn of Satan is when they hog all the damn water and you're left freezing ass cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Whenever it rains or snows, I normally take hot showers because I have really bad sinuses. The heat helps to open my nasal passage and removes the skull crushing headaches I get from sinuses. Also, using hot water helps to kill germs and other bacteria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Hot showers dry out the skin & hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Rub on some body lotion and hair moisturizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I’m good on my skincare regime but thanks. Just stating a fact. Even if you moisturize after, if your skin is red & flush from hot water, it’s going to stimulate oil & sweat production. If you go really hot, you’re going really hard on your skin and you’re going to get wrinkles faster even if u moisturize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 (edited) I take hot showers but not scalding hot. Someone must have a high tolerance for pain to take showers that hot. The only time I turn a shower on that hot is when I'm cleaning it and/ trying to kill something like a centipede or spider. As soon as they come into contact with scalding hot water, they die on the spot. Edited December 31, 2017 by PurgatoryGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: I take hot showers but not scalding hot. Someone must have a high tolerance of pain to take showers that hot. The only time I turn a shower on that hot is when I'm cleaning it and/ trying to kill something like a centipede or spider. As soon as they come into contact with scalding hot water, they die on the spot. Ugh I used to live in a house that had centipedes all the time. Apt I’m at now hardly ever has any spiders or pedes. I’m thankful for that. but I mean I get the appeal of hot showers & baths. It feels great and it’s easier to clean since it does strip away everything. If my livelihood weren’t tied to my looks, I’d probably take more hot baths & showers. I just do everything I possibly can to extend my shelf life. Edited December 31, 2017 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Hot showers can also feel very refreshing. It's like getting a major cleaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 25 minutes ago, Poof said: I’m good on my skincare regime but thanks. Just stating a fact. Even if you moisturize after, if your skin is red & flush from hot water, it’s going to stimulate oil & sweat production. If you go really hot, you’re going really hard on your skin and you’re going to get wrinkles faster even if u moisturize. I don't know...I got some really awesome crap at Bath & Bodyworks for my hatchday that's all extra shea and peppermints. It works best after a really hot shower, makes the skin all tingly. Weleda Pomegranate is pretty bitchin' too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Just trying to save you from wrinkles ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilsergE Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Preparing for hell they belong in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 The simple solution is to go to your hot water heater and set a maximum temp that doesn't feel like cleaning day at a concentration camp.....I guarantee, she'll never go adjust it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: The simple solution is to go to your hot water heater and set a maximum temp that doesn't feel like cleaning day at a concentration camp.....I guarantee, she'll never go adjust it. Solid idea brah. What if she dies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Then she's a witch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 19 hours ago, Poof said: Just trying to save you from wrinkles ladies As long as I still have occasional break outs, there won't be wrinkles. It's the only thing zits are good for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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