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Hello, yes I would like to purchase one year of cum, please.


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I have some slutty sorority girls I need to get payback on. If you could just like put that in a fish tank to go please, that'd be great....

 

No, I will do direct deposit on said sorority females if they want though

 

No offense but a fish tank full of my semen could be dumped all over a murder scene and then the police will use the universal semen bank to identity it and bam... I'm in jail

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No, I will do direct deposit on said sorority females if they want though

 

No offense but a fish tank full of my semen could be dumped all over a murder scene and then the police will use the universal semen bank to identity it and bam... I'm in jail

 

Not if there are many different contributes. Which to be honest is the only way my order will be filled in time. Most men have pittiful volume of manseed.

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I have some slutty sorority girls I need to get payback on. If you could just like put that in a fish tank to go please, that'd be great....

I'm imagining this is going to be a Carrie scenario, except with cum.

 

Cummie.  :|

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I'm imagining this is going to be a Carrie scenario, except with cum.

 

Cummie.  :|

 

I'm not saying I didn't have this in mind... but I'm not saying it's not trademarked either.... >__>

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I have some slutty sorority girls I need to get payback on. If you could just like put that in a fish tank to go please, that'd be great....

Just start a cum jar bro.
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