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My husband just guaranteed how drunk I'm going to be this weekend


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And it's HIS birthday today, not mine! I love this man. Please wish him good things here.

 

I believe last time your SO you referred to him as your BF, I could be completely wrong.  If I'm not congrats on getting hitched! 

 

As far as wishing good things... here's to hoping he has a good birthday

 

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I wish your husband a wonderful and blessed birthday today! May he have a great time with you, his beautiful wife, and get to experience many more birthdays with you!  <3

 

Hey, don't forget the hot birthday sex.  ;)

 

He got it.

 

;)

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I believe last time your SO you referred to him as your BF, I could be completely wrong.  If I'm not congrats on getting hitched! 

 

As far as wishing good things... here's to hoping he has a good birthday

 

We've been married for 2 years, but sometimes I refer to him as boyfriend because I'm ridiculous.

Thanks. <3 :)

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I may be walking in to a trap here, but I thought you were two dudes...... I mean, no issues over here.... and I don't think this changes your first time of painful penetration... but I think I saw your pic in the pic thread and you seemed like a dude..... nothing makes sense.

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I may be walking in to a trap here, but I thought you were two dudes...... I mean, no issues over here.... and I don't think this changes your first time of painful penetration... but I think I saw your pic in the pic thread and you seemed like a dude..... nothing makes sense.

 

I'm nonbinary and called dibs on wife/mom.

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And it's HIS birthday today, not mine! I love this man. Please wish him good things here.

:o I didn't know you were married so congrats on that first

 

Happy Birthday Bouvre's husband.

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How drunk is that and also happy birth, Mr husbando

 

Drunk enough to be Wallace Stevens in Key West taking a punch from Ernest Hemingway.

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Drunk enough to be Wallace Stevens in Key West taking a punch from Ernest Hemingway.

I don't understand any of these words, so that must be pretty drunk.

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