Azalar Hex Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Saw. Animals. Taco. Fish Hook. Corkscrew. Elbow. Foot. Cheese. High-heeled shoe. Bacon. Glass bottle. Semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Bananas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Alazer Hex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 "I want to make everybody in the world read this book. It says if you like to put eggs inside your bottom, then you should." - Bjork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Hands? And pine cones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Things that are liable to get stuck Things that are liable to break That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Gerbils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Gerbils. And Goebbels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Sandpaper Glass bottle Leek lubed up with ghost pepper hot sauce Your father's dildo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 poop don't put it back in that's gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Sandpaper Glass bottle Leek lubed up with ghost pepper hot sauce Your father's dildo I told you guys about the peppers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 A thermal detonator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 I told you guys about the peppers? Yep, when you were high out your fucking mind. Fuggs spilled the beans on your father's dildo. This is why you don't trust her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Yep, when you were high out your fucking mind. Fuggs spilled the beans on your father's dildo. This is why you don't trust her. My dad doesn't have a dildo. I think fuggz does. Its a BBC :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Dad's dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Dad's dick. -alt detected- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 if you have hemorrhoids, pretty much anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Knives Icy Hot Small Animals Your bros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Anything, unless you want the ER staff to laugh at you when it gets stuck. (And they will.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Anything, unless you want the ER staff to laugh at you when it gets stuck. (And they will.) This type of thing happens alot more then you think^ I was a janitor at the ER. I've heard alot of horror stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 A light bulb. That is unless you want people to think your butt has a bright idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 This type of thing happens alot more then you think^ I was a janitor at the ER. I've heard alot of horror stories. I know. Gotta tell you, it's hard to keep a straight face when the chief complaint is "Pt states [foreign object of choice] lodged in rectum" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 My dick if you ask my GF.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 I know. Gotta tell you, it's hard to keep a straight face when the chief complaint is "Pt states [foreign object of choice] lodged in rectum" . I told you about the time 2 gay dudes got stuck in each other's butt holes? One guy wrapped christmas lights around his jimmy.. then it got stuck and the lights must have broke or somehow got stuck. So they both show up drunk in doggy style right out the ambulance. Not making this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 barbie hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Ball bearings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Semen. This thread is clearly in disrepair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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