Azalar Hex Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Saw. Animals. Taco. Fish Hook. Corkscrew. Elbow. Foot. Cheese. High-heeled shoe. Bacon. Glass bottle. Semen.
1938 Packard Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 "I want to make everybody in the world read this book. It says if you like to put eggs inside your bottom, then you should." - Bjork
Hornshire Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Things that are liable to get stuck Things that are liable to break That is all.
bnmjy Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Sandpaper Glass bottle Leek lubed up with ghost pepper hot sauce Your father's dildo
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Sandpaper Glass bottle Leek lubed up with ghost pepper hot sauce Your father's dildo I told you guys about the peppers?
bnmjy Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 I told you guys about the peppers? Yep, when you were high out your fucking mind. Fuggs spilled the beans on your father's dildo. This is why you don't trust her.
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Yep, when you were high out your fucking mind. Fuggs spilled the beans on your father's dildo. This is why you don't trust her. My dad doesn't have a dildo. I think fuggz does. Its a BBC :fap:
nameraka Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 if you have hemorrhoids, pretty much anything.
Chapinator_X Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Knives Icy Hot Small Animals Your bros
mthor Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Anything, unless you want the ER staff to laugh at you when it gets stuck. (And they will.)
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Anything, unless you want the ER staff to laugh at you when it gets stuck. (And they will.) This type of thing happens alot more then you think^ I was a janitor at the ER. I've heard alot of horror stories.
RPM Jr. Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 A light bulb. That is unless you want people to think your butt has a bright idea.
mthor Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 This type of thing happens alot more then you think^ I was a janitor at the ER. I've heard alot of horror stories. I know. Gotta tell you, it's hard to keep a straight face when the chief complaint is "Pt states [foreign object of choice] lodged in rectum" .
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 I know. Gotta tell you, it's hard to keep a straight face when the chief complaint is "Pt states [foreign object of choice] lodged in rectum" . I told you about the time 2 gay dudes got stuck in each other's butt holes? One guy wrapped christmas lights around his jimmy.. then it got stuck and the lights must have broke or somehow got stuck. So they both show up drunk in doggy style right out the ambulance. Not making this up.
Bouvre Posted September 17, 2017 Posted September 17, 2017 Semen. This thread is clearly in disrepair.
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