You can look like any celebrity you want for the rest of your life.

[Azalar Hex]

But your favorite food tastes like diarrhea.  And not the good kind.

 

This isn't a hypothetical.  I'm just telling you what is going to happen.

[nameraka]

wait... i just want to know what the good kind of diarrhea tastes like...

[Sandstone]

:poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: whut

[1938 Packard]

But your favorite food tastes like diarrhea.  And not the good kind.

 

This isn't a hypothetical.  I'm just telling you what is going to happen.

A lot of confused gamblers are going to swear they saw Mr. T dumping trash in Atlantic City.

[MEXobiologist]

i could sacrifice my favorite food for that actually, its not like i get to eat it often anyway

 

fair trade

[GunStarHero]

Hopefully that will deter me from ruining the amazing body I was gifted faster than I would otherwise.

[Zenigundam]

I would choose Zenigundam.

[Raptorpat]

I would choose Zenigundam.

[Mix]

figures....I just started to like being me  :-\

[GunStarHero]

I am a celebrity. Just not enough people know it yet.

 

Celebrate dat ass.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I don't know which celebrity I'd choose to look like (Brad Pitt in his prime, maybe?), but I think I can sacrifice pizza for that. Pizza's garbage anyway, it would actually be a good thing if it tasted like diarrhea.  >

[André Toulon]

wait... i just want to know what the good kind of diarrhea tastes like...

 

I'm disappointed in how this is being glossed over.

[Top Gun]

Pizza's garbage anyway, it would actually be a good thing if it tasted like diarrhea.  >

The hell is wrong with you

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

The hell is wrong with you

 

Pizza is garbage in the health sense. I love it, but since it is so unhealthy, it would be to my benefit if it tasted like diarrhea, so I wouldn't want to it, so I wouldn't eat it, so I'd be healthier. 

[Phillies]

Brad Pitt.