GunStarHero Posted June 18, 2017 Posted June 18, 2017 Example: "User 1: Invisbility User 2: You lose all your senses. I pick super strength." And just keep it going from there. So let's start with super strength.
Bouvre Posted June 18, 2017 Posted June 18, 2017 Example: "User 1: Invisbility User 2: You lose all your senses. I pick super strength." And just keep it going from there. So let's start with super strength. The use of that strength is arbitrary and impossible to control or predict Animal transformation
NaBarney Posted June 18, 2017 Posted June 18, 2017 The use of that strength is arbitrary and impossible to control or predict Animal transformation You have to wait a year between transformations Flight
mthor Posted June 18, 2017 Posted June 18, 2017 You're always seated in coach next to the lavatory. Talk to fish. You can talk, but fish won't listen. Teleportation
fuggnificent Posted June 18, 2017 Posted June 18, 2017 You're always seated in coach next to the lavatory. Talk to fish. The fish are little assholes. Read minds.
fuggnificent Posted June 18, 2017 Posted June 18, 2017 You can talk, but fish won't listen. Teleportation You can only teleport to the same exact place every time. Read minds.
Mix Posted June 18, 2017 Posted June 18, 2017 You can only teleport to the same exact place every time. Read minds. you can never turn it off, you know what everyone's thinking all the time control time
GunStarHero Posted June 18, 2017 Author Posted June 18, 2017 you can never turn it off, you know what everyone's thinking all the time control time You can only control time during bouts of extreme diarrhea. Speak any language.
NaBarney Posted June 18, 2017 Posted June 18, 2017 You can only control time during bouts of extreme diarrhea. Speak any language. You can only say things that offend people Full metal alchemy
GunStarHero Posted June 18, 2017 Author Posted June 18, 2017 everytime you transmute, your penis gets a little smaller. Law of equivalent exchange and all. X-Ray Vision It's also laser vision so you destroy whatever you're looking at it. Regeneration
naraku360 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 It's also laser vision so you destroy whatever you're looking at it. Regeneration Can only regenerate already healed injuries to the worst patt of the injury. The ability to ruin other peoples abilities with no downside.
Ginguy Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 It's also laser vision so you destroy whatever you're looking at it. Regeneration Every time you regenerate you lose one hour of your lifespan Gravity control
André Toulon Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Can only regenerate already healed injuries to the worst patt of the injury. The ability to ruin other peoples abilities with no downside. You also gain all of their abilities, making you OP and while it's not a downside for you, everyone hates you. Unbreakable
Professah Tex Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 You also gain all of their abilities, making you OP and while it's not a downside for you, everyone hates you. Unbreakable you can only exsist in a blackhole. I have assembled an army of myself from parrelell universes and we have mastered the power of telekinesis to turn ourselves into one perfectly insync hive mind of vast knowlege and all of the universes secrets.
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 you can only exsist in a blackhole. I have assembled an army of myself from parrelell universes and we have mastered the power of telekinesis to turn ourselves into one perfectly insync hive mind of vast knowlege and all of the universes secrets. but the only thing you can think of is GOD I WANT A CHEESEBURGER my power is that I AM THE SENATE
fuggnificent Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 you can only exsist in a blackhole. I have assembled an army of myself from parrelell universes and we have mastered the power of telekinesis to turn ourselves into one perfectly insync hive mind of vast knowlege and all of the universes secrets. you realize life has no purpose and lose all will to live mind control
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 you realize life has no purpose and lose all will to live mind control don't ignore me i've been here for like 5 minutes ya jerk. the only thing you can control with your mind is to get a taxi driver to stop for you in NYC on every third sunday my new power is THE POWER OF RELIGION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBVrPG2qmnI
fuggnificent Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 don't ignore me i've been here for like 5 minutes ya jerk. the only thing you can control with your mind is to get a taxi driver to stop for you in NYC on every third sunday my new power is THE POWER OF RELIGION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBVrPG2qmnI im not ignoring you. im taking too long to post these. your religious followers keep committing mass suicide can tell the future
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 im not ignoring you. im taking too long to post these. your religious followers keep committing mass suicide can tell the future your life turns into a That's So Raven-esque sitcom my power is that I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
Professah Tex Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 im not ignoring you. im taking too long to post these. your religious followers keep committing mass suicide can tell the future You can't forsee the future without somehow altering the course of events so it doesn't happen. uses telekinesis to command and enslave the world to feed my army of me cheeseburgers!
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 You can't forsee the future without somehow altering the course of events so it doesn't happen. uses telekinesis to command and enslave the world to feed my army of me cheeseburgers! you guys suck
Professah Tex Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 dammit naraku. that's just extreme farsightedness so you couldn't see my haymaker comin. CHEESBURGERS!
GunStarHero Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 You can't forsee the future without somehow altering the course of events so it doesn't happen. uses telekinesis to command and enslave the world to feed my army of me cheeseburgers! You're a vegan. Super speed
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 You're a vegan. Super speed you can only run super fast to wendys the ability to stop time
Professah Tex Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 you can only run super fast to wendys the ability to stop time not this time naraku. Your attempt to stop time has transformed my army into time lords once stopped I exsist outside of time..we.. ARMY OF ME STILL KICKING! WANT CHEESBURGERS! and if I cant has you meat eating scum will perish. :::
bnmjy Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 you can only run super fast to wendys the ability to stop time Your ability to stop it was only based on human perception of it, so now you have no concept of the universe because much of your knowledge is rendered useless and you die extremely insane. zanpakuto
Professah Tex Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 your zanbakto thingys ultimate transformation is a giant dildo looking thing. It's only power is to vibrate ARMY OF ME WITH TELEKINESIS. We have now enforced carnivore death camps for all humans. Veganism is supreme law of the land. There will be no mention of cheeseburgers all agents that give into the deliciousness, the godly... :::
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 your zanbakto thingys ultimate transformation is a giant dildo looking thing. It's only power is to vibrate ARMY OF ME WITH TELEKINESIS. We have now enforced carnivore death camps for all humans. Veganism is supreme law of the land. There will be no mention of cheeseburgers all agents that give into the deliciousness, the godly... ::: this is the only thing you hear in people's minds when you use your power the ability to get paid and not have to work
Professah Tex Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 this is the only thing you hear in people's minds when you use your power the ability to get paid and not have to work batman? but..all your money gets forwarded to indian IRS scammers. I am now an army of Deadpool.
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 batman? but..all your money gets forwarded to inian IRS scammers. I am now an army of Deadpool. your army looks like this i am become death, destroyer of worlds
GunStarHero Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 your army looks like this i am become death, destroyer of worlds You're stuck in the far reaches of space, far away from any life or planets. I want sick kung fu skills.
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 You're stuck in the far reaches of space, far away from any life or planets. I want sick kung fu skills. your life turns into a chop socky 70's kung fu movie with Shaft-esque music I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
GunStarHero Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 your life turns into a chop socky 70's kung fu movie with Shaft-esque music I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS And now no one else ever was at all. You exist alone and are the best by default. I want to use The Force.
Professah Tex Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 You're stuck in the far reaches of space, far away from any life or planets. I want sick kung fu skills. you can only use your sick kung fu skills on sweet adorable puppies. ::: let's see here mad rap skills?
André Toulon Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 your army looks like this How can anyone be proud of this.
Professah Tex Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 And now no one else ever was at all. You exist alone and are the best by default. I want to use The Force. should I do this to? as soon as I post this it'll be too late, but whatevs. you have to eat three pounds of spinnach to use the force. mad rap skills still.
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 should I do this to? as soon as I post this it'll be too late, but whatevs. you have to eat three pounds of spinnach to use the force. mad rap skills still. your skills give you one hit, and that's it the ability to actually go to bed when i want to
GunStarHero Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 your skills give you one hit, and that's it the ability to actually go to bed when i want to The only way for you to instantly go to sleep is to drink a bottle of breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant. I want to breathe fire.
Professah Tex Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 The only way for you to instantly go to sleep is to drink a bottle of breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant. I want to breathe fire. every breathe you take in or out is fire and you don't last long. michael jackson.
GunStarHero Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 every breathe you take in or out is fire and you don't last long. michael jackson. You can never stop moonwalking, ever. Shamone! I want the power to always find a good shopping cart at the store.
molarbear Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 The shopping cart has teeth and tries to always eat you I want to be able to shoot death lasers out of my hands
GunStarHero Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 The shopping cart has teeth and tries to always eat you I want to be able to shoot death lasers out of my hands The lasers are only harmful to you. Also they attract kitties! Time travel!
NaBarney Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 The lasers are only harmful to you. Also they attract kitties! Time travel! Whenever you time travel, Rip Hunter is always there waiting for you on paradox prevention duty and immediately sends you back to the present. I want to walk on water
naraku360 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Every time you regenerate you lose one hour of your lifespan Gravity control Since nobody ruined Jingai's power: Can only control gravity of dicks whilst holding them in his mouth.
nameraka Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Whenever you time travel, Rip Hunter is always there waiting for you on paradox prevention duty and immediately sends you back to the present. I want to walk on water causes people to assume you're the son of God, resulting in an overwhelming desire to crucify you. i can pause time.
NaBarney Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 causes people to assume you're the son of God, resulting in an overwhelming desire to crucify you. i can pause time. Once, forever, you can never unpause it. The ability to pass through solid matter
GunStarHero Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 Once, forever, you can never unpause it. The ability to pass through solid matter Passing through matter requires you to heavily lube the entry point. I wanna be a fire mage, yo.
NaBarney Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Passing through matter requires you to heavily lube the entry point. I wanna be a fire mage, yo. Done, but all your stats generated as 0 and can't be increased. I can now control plants
GunStarHero Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 Done, but all your stats generated as 0 and can't be increased. I can now control plants You control plants but now have to deal with their perpetual whining about vegetarians. Good luck against the zombies! I want the power to just make people shit themselves at my behest.
NaBarney Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 You control plants but now have to deal with their perpetual whining about vegetarians. Good luck against the zombies! I want the power to just make people shit themselves at my behest. Sure, when you're in a car with them. The silver-tongued power of manipulative persuasion seems nice.
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